I’m turning 26 tonight, should i rope or knife

[laaltin]

whats the point living past 25, I’m only gonna get 23 y/o roasties that have been on Chads cock since they turned 15..I got 2 legit options: rope or knife, help me choose

 

[moggathon]

whats the point living past 25, I’m only gonna get 23 y/o roasties that have been on Chads cock since they turned 15..I got 2 legit options: rope or knife, help me choose

knife is messy

 

[laaltin]

knife is messy

I don’t have a rope tho, I need to visit the hardware store

 

[seethe]

首を吊る方が切腹するよりずっと痛くないです 笑

 

[laaltin]

首を吊る方が切腹するよりずっと痛くないです 笑

What is this gook language

 

[thatrandomteen]

whats the point living past 25, I’m only gonna get 23 y/o roasties that have been on Chads cock since they turned 15..I got 2 legit options: rope or knife, help me choose

rope way better.

 

[Entschuldigung]

26 is the new 16

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Get married

 

[seethe]

What is this gook language

just jump off a high rise building ,it's the most poetic way to commit suicide

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Reminded me I gotta get my shit together

 

[laaltin]

Get married

I couldn’t stomach seeing her get older every year, pure brain rot

 

[laaltin]

26 is the new 16

At least hand me a reasonable cope nigga if you’re gonna do that

 

[laaltin]

just jump off a high rise building ,it's the most poetic way to commit suicide

Fear of heights

 

[randomop]

chill out man , get an escort

 

[laaltin]

Reminded me I gotta get my shit together

I’ve had my shut together since 23

 

[Lev Peshkov]

I’ve had my shut together since 23

And still here on the eve of your birthday? Brother ….

 

[asdvek]

just jump off a high rise building ,it's the most poetic way to commit suicide

no that shit actually hurts a lot trust me you are in INSANE PHYSICAL PAIN for a few minutes then you die thats insane amount of pain dont do that shit one second will feel like a fucking minute thats one of the worst ways of suicide

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I couldn’t stomach seeing her get older every year, pure brain rot

U are mentally ill

 

[laaltin]

And still here on the eve of your birthday? Brother ….

I give out fake birthday date to friends and make some lame excuse

 

[Lev Peshkov]

I give out fake birthday date to friends and make some lame excuse

Yeah but that’s not the point, you should do something memorable or atleast something exciting for your birthday. Be it a visit to the most expensive bar in your area being well dressed and well groomed and enjoying an evening alone to doing something you hardly ever do, day out max, the varieties are endless and different ways to celebrate life

A man who’s happy with his place life is very lucky and it’s normal to feel the way you do, but without actively sitting back and asking yourself why it is your discontented with your life and what would make it better and actively striving for those things then you’ll win 100%

 

[Bonez]

shotgun is better but dont kill yo self nigga its not worth it

 

[seethe]

And still here on the eve of your birthday? Brother ….

no that shit actually hurts a lot trust me you are in INSANE PHYSICAL PAIN for a few minutes then you die thats insane amount of pain dont do that shit one second will feel like a fucking minute thats one of the worst ways of suicide

op's not gonna rope lol hes here to farm some empathy 小op好可怜，请给我你妹妹电话，多谢

 

[News]

Im 27 and still a khhv

 

[john788]

whats the point living past 25, I’m only gonna get 23 y/o roasties that have been on Chads cock since they turned 15..I got 2 legit options: rope or knife, help me choose

gun bro gun why dont u wanna shoot

 

[Gerardwayfan]

26 is the new 16 if you are khhv lmao

 

[laaltin]

gun bro gun why dont u wanna shoot

Hard to obtain where I live

 

[john788]

Hard to obtain where I live

go to america

 

[SoundnVision]

Well I fucked a 19 year old last year fella and I'm 35 hope that's some lifefuel for ya

 

[laaltin]

26 is the new 16 if you are khhv lmao

I’m not khhv, I’m possibly the biggest mentalcel on this forum by a wide margin

 

[edgemaxx]

U cant rope. U lack determination for it

 

[Axii]

I’m not khhv, I’m possibly the biggest mentalcel on this forum by a wide margin

Can’t say that if you haven’t been molested four times and institutionalized twice

 

[laaltin]

Yeah but that’s not the point, you should do something memorable or atleast something exciting for your birthday. Be it a visit to the most expensive bar in your area being well dressed and well groomed and enjoying an evening alone to doing something you hardly ever do, day out max, the varieties are endless and different ways to celebrate life

A man who’s happy with his place life is very lucky and it’s normal to feel the way you do, but without actively sitting back and asking yourself why it is your discontented with your life and what would make it better and actively striving for those things then you’ll win 100%

Legit good advice here

 

[laaltin]

Can’t say that if you haven’t been molested four times and institutionalized twice

I’m a prisoner and a victim of my warped mind

 

[laaltin]

get an escort

Couldn’t be me paying €€€ to put my dick in a roastie pussy that has taken over 1000 dicks

 

[randomop]

Couldn’t be me paying €€€ to put my dick in a roastie pussy that has taken over 1000 dicks

get the youngest then

 

[NumbThePain]

happy birthday

 

[laaltin]

chill out man

You’re right man, I’m suspecting bipolar

 

[moggathon]

I don’t have a rope tho, I need to visit the hardware store

its up to you dude. theyre all pretty technical. stepping in front of a train would be the easiest

 

[laaltin]

happy birthday

Thanks brother

 

[spark]

whats the point living past 25, I’m only gonna get 23 y/o roasties that have been on Chads cock since they turned 15..I got 2 legit options: rope or knife, help me choose

go ER u fucking cuck