CursedOne
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Look at his face
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He's the highest status man to ever liveHe gets more pussy than any of you ever will. Cope.
He's quite possibly the highest status man in his business.
Yeah especially his chest jfl
I bet his cock is girthier than his wrists
Because he's a professional athlete and has had loads of plastic surgery retard.View attachment 1928414
How many men look like this at age 36 - facially or body wise?
For his age, he is beyond chad. Most portuguese men at this age are fat sacks of lard with no hair and collagen.
Hell, he looks better than 99% of american men age 18-25.
Most men no matter how much money and effort they spend on themselves, no matter how much they work out or spend on plastic surgery can't look like that even at age 25.Because he's a professional athlete and has had loads of plastic surgery retard.
He's 185Most men no matter how much money and effort they spend on themselves, no matter how much they work out or spend on plastic surgery can't look like that even at age 25.
He has incredible genetics. Even his height is quite abnormal for a Portuguese, 187cm or ~6'2. The male average in Portugal is 174cm.
Cope. Show me what he got done.Because he's a professional athlete and has had loads of plastic surgery retard.
He got loads of shit to his teeth because some were missing and they were crooked af plus he got hair transplant just look it up.Cope. Show me what he got done.
Wow, he got his teeth made, is that called plastic surgery nowadays? Try to find a normie on the streets who hasn't got his teeth done. Hair transplant, I would also not consider plastic surgery.He got loads of shit to his teeth because some were missing and they were crooked af plus he got hair transplant just look it up.
Him 18 y/o before he was rich:
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And he is still portrayed as the peak male physique
most people don't notice insertions, abs are abs even if they're zipper shaped.And he is still portrayed as the peak male physique
For real. And people who think he is not chad facially are just dumb. Back in his peak 2007-12. He was absolute chad. Now he is 37 almost and all the compounds he is running are catching up to him so yeahmost people don't notice insertions, abs are abs even if they're zipper shaped.
Damn I mog him untrainedHes a framecel with an 18 inch bideltoid officially measured
he's only 85kg, you don't need compounds for that.For real. And people who think he is not chad facially are just dumb. Back in his peak 2007-12. He was absolute chad. Now he is 37 almost and all the compounds he is running are catching up to him so yeah
Look at his face
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Yeah if you were a normal person. But soccer players do so much cardio it’s pretty impossible to maintain musclemass. And football has a history of covering up doping scandals for high end playershe's only 85kg, you don't need compounds for that.
most athletes retire before their mid thirties, soccer is somewhat of an exception, some make it past 40, but most still retire before that.
they microdose epo, the current markers of the Athlete Blood Passport do not flag it.Yeah if you were a normal person. But soccer players do so much cardio it’s pretty impossible to maintain musclemass. And football has a history of covering up doping scandals for high end players
Yep. And in the vacations he just disappears to some clinic in who the fick knows where like Lebron. You gotta do some pretty intelligent stuff to maintain your career for that long. Most soccer players retire in their mid 30’s with some rare and unbelievable exceptions like Ibrahimovicthey microdose epo, the current markers of the Athlete Blood Passport do not flag it.
That's it. I mean he isn't like he is naturallyWow, he got his teeth made, is that called plastic surgery nowadays? Try to find a normie on the streets who hasn't got his teeth done. Hair transplant, I would also not consider plastic surgery.
So what has he got? Tell me. I mean bone-wise?