Imagine calling cristiano ronaldo a chad

[CursedOne]

Look at his face

 

[Orc]

he has some of the most cursed insertions I've seen in my life.

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Yeah imagine

He's not a chad lookswise but has more options that nearly every chad that the forum worships here

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

He gets more pussy than any of you ever will. Cope.
He's quite possibly the highest status man in his business.

 

[BugeyeBigNoseCurry]

He is incel in denial

 

[anton06]

He's not a Chad, he's a Gigachad!

 

[Deleted member 6128]

He gets more pussy than any of you ever will. Cope.
He's quite possibly the highest status man in his business.

He's the highest status man to ever live

 

[Anasurimbor]

indeed. hes chadzilla

 

[chigoha]

99.9999th percentile status

 

[Executioner101]

Look at his face
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Shit side profile

 

[Racky]

he has some of the most cursed insertions I've seen in my life.

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Yeah especially his chest jfl
Mirin lats tho.

 

[Deleted member 22099]

6'1 MTN - HTN before surgery, afterwards weak Chadlite

 

[Deleted member 22099]

Yeah especially his chest jfl
Mirin lats tho.
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I bet his cock is girthier than his wrists

 

[Gandy]

How many men look like this at age 36 - facially or body wise?

For his age, he is beyond chad. Most portuguese men at this age are fat sacks of lard with no hair and collagen.

Hell, he looks better than 99% of american men age 18-25.

 

[Deleted member 22099]

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How many men look like this at age 36 - facially or body wise?

For his age, he is beyond chad. Most portuguese men at this age are fat sacks of lard with no hair and collagen.

Hell, he looks better than 99% of american men age 18-25.

Because he's a professional athlete and has had loads of plastic surgery retard.

 

[Gandy]

Because he's a professional athlete and has had loads of plastic surgery retard.

Most men no matter how much money and effort they spend on themselves, no matter how much they work out or spend on plastic surgery can't look like that even at age 25.

He has incredible genetics. Even his height is quite abnormal for a Portuguese, 187cm or ~6'2. The male average in Portugal is 174cm.

 

[Deleted member 22099]

Most men no matter how much money and effort they spend on themselves, no matter how much they work out or spend on plastic surgery can't look like that even at age 25.

He has incredible genetics. Even his height is quite abnormal for a Portuguese, 187cm or ~6'2. The male average in Portugal is 174cm.

He's 185

 

[R@m@]

Chadlite

 

[Tasty17]

Because he's a professional athlete and has had loads of plastic surgery retard.

Cope. Show me what he got done.

 

[Deleted member 22099]

Cope. Show me what he got done.

He got loads of shit to his teeth because some were missing and they were crooked af plus he got hair transplant just look it up.
Him 18 y/o before he was rich:

 

[Tasty17]

He got loads of shit to his teeth because some were missing and they were crooked af plus he got hair transplant just look it up.
Him 18 y/o before he was rich:
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Wow, he got his teeth made, is that called plastic surgery nowadays? Try to find a normie on the streets who hasn't got his teeth done. Hair transplant, I would also not consider plastic surgery.

So what has he got? Tell me. I mean bone-wise?

 

[polio]

He's simply a Chadlite with good height and shit chest genetics

he has a ton of money and he's statut-maxxed

so no he's not totally a chad but he mogs most of men

 

[Africancel]

he has some of the most cursed insertions I've seen in my life.

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And he is still portrayed as the peak male physique

 

[Orc]

And he is still portrayed as the peak male physique

most people don't notice insertions, abs are abs even if they're zipper shaped.

 

[andy9432]

Hes a framecel with an 18 inch bideltoid officially measured

 

[Africancel]

most people don't notice insertions, abs are abs even if they're zipper shaped.

For real. And people who think he is not chad facially are just dumb. Back in his peak 2007-12. He was absolute chad. Now he is 37 almost and all the compounds he is running are catching up to him so yeah

 

[Africancel]

Hes a framecel with an 18 inch bideltoid officially measured

Damn I mog him untrained

 

[Orc]

For real. And people who think he is not chad facially are just dumb. Back in his peak 2007-12. He was absolute chad. Now he is 37 almost and all the compounds he is running are catching up to him so yeah

he's only 85kg, you don't need compounds for that.

most athletes retire before their mid thirties, soccer is somewhat of an exception, some make it past 40, but most still retire before that.

 

[reptiles]

Look at his face
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The nigger gets women who the fuck cares about all the other shit if I was half what decent looking I would have left this forum a while back

 

[Africancel]

he's only 85kg, you don't need compounds for that.

most athletes retire before their mid thirties, soccer is somewhat of an exception, some make it past 40, but most still retire before that.

Yeah if you were a normal person. But soccer players do so much cardio it’s pretty impossible to maintain musclemass. And football has a history of covering up doping scandals for high end players

 

[Orc]

Yeah if you were a normal person. But soccer players do so much cardio it’s pretty impossible to maintain musclemass. And football has a history of covering up doping scandals for high end players

they microdose epo, the current markers of the Athlete Blood Passport do not flag it.

 

[Deleted member 16515]

face is pleasing to look at
6'2
world famous athlete
he's a chad

 

[Africancel]

they microdose epo, the current markers of the Athlete Blood Passport do not flag it.

Yep. And in the vacations he just disappears to some clinic in who the fick knows where like Lebron. You gotta do some pretty intelligent stuff to maintain your career for that long. Most soccer players retire in their mid 30’s with some rare and unbelievable exceptions like Ibrahimovic

 

[Deleted member 22354]

Appeal > PSL

Besides, life is not about being the best looking men, that's a woman's trait. It's about reaching the looks threshold to have access to a large pool of women.

 

[Deleted member 22099]

Wow, he got his teeth made, is that called plastic surgery nowadays? Try to find a normie on the streets who hasn't got his teeth done. Hair transplant, I would also not consider plastic surgery.

So what has he got? Tell me. I mean bone-wise?

That's it. I mean he isn't like he is naturally

 

[Samiscool234]

Just use Ronaldo's worst pictures theory