Joke of the day part 3 (After skipping a few days)

[Crisick]

I will be posting a joke everyday a year straight, today’s the 3rd day but i owe you guys 3 days i was too busy chasing a pathetic htb


Question: I got two phones, one for the plug and one for the load, who am i?

Answer:

Haha! Cya in tomorrow’s episode!

@Debetro @Xangsane @ascension @GuyFromSingapore @ShowerMaxxing @hormonetherapy @SecularIslamist

 

[PG4BINX]

nigga didnt even tag me but instead sent it to me in dms, how gay

 

[Crisick]

@ReadBooksEveryday always here to make you laugh my jew friend

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

The answer.. is it The Bull?

Haha I just got it. It’s because he’s schizophrenic so he’s always talking to himself haha

 

[WeiWei]

There's a black man on a bike. How do I know he's not my friend?

It's probably my bike.

 

[Crisick]

There's a black man on a bike. How do I know he's not my friend?

It's probably my bike.

DAMN

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

nigga didnt even tag me but instead sent it to me in dms, how gay

Statuspill, rot harder you’ll get a tag

 

[PG4BINX]

Statuspill, rot harder you’ll get a tag

He’s mad cos I bench 80kg as a 5’11 15 year old who is 63kg while he benches 60kg as a 6’3 23 year old who is 80kg

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

He’s mad cos I bench 80kg as a 5’11 15 year old who is 63kg while he benches 60kg as a 6’3 23 year old who is 80kg

He’s piss weak