Life at a Top Tier Uk University - Summarised + Stories + 100% Honest so you UK Collegecells know exactly what to expect.

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My uni is Top 8-10 in UK, literally everyone on my course (Mathematics) got 3A*s at A Level and dozens of STEMcels here get hired by FAANG, Hedge Funds and Big Banks.

General Demographic: Literally (85+)% White and very, very posh. 8% SE Asian, 4% Curry, 2% EE and 1% Black from what I have seen in 4 weeks. The uni lies on their diversity statistics too because they want to seem progressive.

Guys: The guys here mog the girls in a general setting tbh. Every 4th guy is a HTN and PrinceCharmingmaxxed to death: Long Hair w curtains, at least 6ft, clear skin, decent bones, 1 year of gymcelling etc. Chadlites are about 1 in 12 and I've seen 4 total guys who have literal Chad status because of their top tier bones. If you are white and slightly alt or a skater dude you will do very well with alt girls as one of my flatmates is like this and brings at least 2 different girls to his room every week.

Girls: To be here you gotta have a pretty high IQ (mine is 128-131) and most Stacy's aren't gonna rank that high. Soooo many MTB here or worse, literally only seen 1 actual Stacylite. Foids here walk around like they've won the lottery, clutching the arm of their HTN white boyfriend; hell even MTN and JBW is enough here to do very well.

In my Mathematics lectures (200 odd ppl) ratio is around 75:25 guys to girls. 90% of guys are LTN or below and there are a few who definitely scroll .is. There's like 10 HTNs and they get sooo much attention from the STEM foids in here. I'm friends with 2 of them and 1 of them can point out literally 3 LTBs in the theatre he has slayed with proof too.

East Asian dudes who are fashionmaxxed do very well with white beckys, especially if they are tall. Just don't look like a nerd and you are set because of kpop halo, lifefuel or you Chinkcells on here tbh if you're willing to act NT.

How I've done: I'm black, 6ft, gymcelled to fuck, lean, fairly low inhib, MTN without glasses but currently LTN as I haven't got contacts yet. Been approached 2 times so far by two black LTBs for my number, because there are literally no black guys here I have no competition. I've been treated really well be white Becky's tbh because I'm very well spoken and my accent is Northern English while most ppl here are posh white Londeners, surprised me tbh. Asian foids are disgusted by me tho which is expected so it doesn't bother me, though one chinese international foid touches me a lot whenever we work together in small group classes; she probably thinks I'm a rapper.

One recessed white foid in my accom will start small talk with me every time I see her and play with her hair/laugh at my jokes etc. I would slay as a joke but it's very obvious what kind of relationship dynamics go on in my accom, so everyone would know.

I don't drink alcohol so I've only been to a club like 5 times since I've been here, but I got 0 slays and I was the only black guy there a lot of the time, though foids have squeezed my bum on 3 separate occasions (idk what that means).

tl;dr - Interracial LTRs are over for a blackcel here tbh, unless you are chad or willing to settle for Sub5 women, though slays may possible as a MTN+ ethnic with posh LTBs that wanna try ethnic willy. It is very hard to be a black incel in top tier uni if you don't mind black girls. There are a few interesting dynamics that play out when the foids that guys are dealing with are posh.

I will be making a Part 2 for how Collegecels can prepare.
 
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What do you mean by princecharmingmaxxed?
 
oscars should i read it i dont think i will GIF by The Academy Awards
 
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What's the PSL of that skater slayer?
 
What do you mean by princecharmingmaxxed?
Thick dirty blonde hair w curtains, very strong and dimorphic lower third but eye area usually lacking.
 
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Thick dirty blonde hair w curtains, very strong and dimorphic lower third but eye area usually lacking.
I get what you mean. These are rahs?
 
Not surprised. We had quite a few here and they honestly weren't nice people to be around.

Sucks coming from a lower middle class family.
 
Lifefuel asf brah even more reason now to do surgeries before uni
 
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Literally everyone in Mathematics, Physics, engineering, Comp Sci (sometimes) is ugly.

If you want to see the moggers go to Economics, Business, Law, etc
 
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>black
>128-131 iq
 
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>black
>128-131 iq
Rare but we exist. I literally scored a 1 on the Cambridge STEP and got an interview for Cambridge, 92% in A Level Further Maths. You can't do that with low IQ
 
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Literally everyone in Mathematics, Physics, engineering, Comp Sci (sometimes) is ugly.

If you want to see the moggers go to Economics, Business, Law, etc
Completely agree.
 
How are you affording this lol
found out blackpill when i was 14 and knew i had to start working / making money lmfao also praying stocks and crypto up again by 2024 (big part tbh)

worst case scenario i only get bsso + genio
 
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Fuck I wish I was born rich, how many students do you think are buy-ins?(Very common in high tier schools due to Jewish nepotism)
Also what degree are you pursuing?
 
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Fuck I wish I was born rich, how many students do you think are buy-ins?(Very common in high tier schools due to Jewish nepotism)
Also what degree are you pursuing?
Lol there's a Jewish girl in my flat. But yh, literally 45% went to private school or are rich internationals. Probably half are buyins tbh.

I'm doing mathematics tho and I already know how to write code (+I program a little every day) so I'll have some projects ready by the end of my degree that will look good to recruiters. Probably get a tech job because academic jobs are fucked up as much as I like the theoretical idea of being a professor.
 
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“Only 5 times” bro I went club 0 times 💀💀

I had three opportunities to go but each time soemthing kept going wrong. I went to a lot of other non drinking events tho cause I don’t drink either

Flat is a bit dead jfl they aren’t anti social but they all made their own groups quickly
 
Lol there's a Jewish girl in my flat. But yh, literally 45% went to private school or are rich internationals. Probably half are buyins tbh.

I'm doing mathematics tho and I already know how to write code (+I program a little every day) so I'll have some projects ready by the end of my degree that will look good to recruiters. Probably get a tech job because academic jobs are fucked up as much as I like the theoretical idea of being a professor.
Hopefully everything works out for you. Good luck man
 
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“Only 5 times” bro I went club 0 times 💀💀

I had three opportunities to go but each time soemthing kept going wrong. I went to a lot of other non drinking events tho cause I don’t drink either

Flat is a bit dead jfl they aren’t anti social but they all made their own groups quickly
If I see my flatmates in the kitchen I just make some smalltalk or make jokes. I feel you on ppl making groups quickly. There's always those guys who talked to you in the first week but will ghost you when you see them now and they're tryna act NT with their boys, even if you say hi first. Brutal how guys (including me) are indifferent to each other and will only chill w other guys if it gives an edge for getting pussy. We are hardwired for this shit.
 
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If I see my flatmates in the kitchen I just make some smalltalk or make jokes. I feel you on ppl making groups quickly. There's always those guys who talked to you in the first week but will ghost you when you see them now and they're tryna act NT with their boys, even if you say hi first. Brutal how guys (including me) are indifferent to each other and will only chill w other guys if it gives an edge for getting pussy. We are hardwired for this shit.
Yeah my flatmates are chill normal people I talk with them quite a bit In our kitchen. They just do their own thing really. Did u join societies? That’s how I’m planning to meet non slut girls jfl club whores r too trashy for me perosnally
 
Yeah my flatmates are chill normal people I talk with them quite a bit In our kitchen. They just do their own thing really. Did u join societies? That’s how I’m planning to meet non slut girls jfl club whores r too trashy for me perosnally
Yh I joined a few, but there's other guys who join them too looking for less competition to get girls (like we're trying too). Bunch of them mog me easily but it's definitely easier.
 
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I was watching this post and then my neighbor came and we watched it together. He said this post really changed his life and it touched my heart. My village people are so grateful. Am proud to say cool post wow thanks for sharing
 
Does jbw even work in thw uk where 85 percent of the people are white? In some shit hole 3rd world nation fair enough but here seems unlikely
 
How many bodies do you have so far you’ve been in uni OP
 
Does jbw even work in thw uk where 85 percent of the people are white? In some shit hole 3rd world nation fair enough but here seems unlikely
JBW is super powerful among ugly white women
 
To slay as a black person within high class areas you legit need to have long hair and fashionmaxx hard.

You also need to be extremely softmaxxed, clear skin, lean, haircut everysingle day and moderately rich. Most British blacks have a nice accent so use to your advantage.
 
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I go to a top 10 Uni in USA and I agree with a decent amount of the observations you made. My uni is alot more diverse but I’m still not getting shit as a LTN black. Need to softmaxx and gymmaxx asap.
 
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I go to a top 10 Uni in USA and I agree with a decent amount of the observations you made. My uni is alot more diverse but I’m still not getting shit as a LTN black. Need to softmaxx and gymmaxx asap.
Yep Im gonna get shortlocs too
 
Literally everyone in Mathematics, Physics, engineering, Comp Sci (sometimes) is ugly.

If you want to see the moggers go to Economics, Business, Law, etc
Kinda larp. My school has some moggers doing STEM. But then again my school is very well known for STEM especially CS
 
Does jbw even work in thw uk where 85 percent of the people are white? In some shit hole 3rd world nation fair enough but here seems unlikely
If you're MTN and above with a decent social circle you'll be able to get many LTBs... and most girls at my uni are LTBs
 
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Yep Im gonna get shortlocs too
Ye I have so much catching up to do. Sucks coming from a low income ethnic household into a Uni full of rich white mogger kids but it is what it is. Hopefully I can grow to enjoy my experience here cause rn I’m not really enjoying it.
 
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Ye I have so much catching up to do. Sucks coming from a low income ethnic household into a Uni full of rich white mogger kids but it is what it is. Hopefully I can grow to enjoy my experience here cause rn I’m not really enjoying it.
I've done leanmaxx and gymmaxx +necktraining and chewing. Took me 2 years to go +2 on the normies scale and still not get much.

It just takes a long time to grow my hair after getting low hair + fade for so long

I hope you come to enjoy university brother
 
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I've done leanmaxx and gymmaxx +necktraining and chewing. Took me 2 years to go +2 on the normies scale and still not get much.

It just takes a long time to grow my hair after getting low hair + fade for so long

I hope you come to enjoy university brother
I’m in the same boat as your before. Trying to grow out hair, skin maxx, gymaxx, style maxx, and grow those Tyrone beards to cover my narrow lower third. It’s going to take atleast 2 years for eveything to come together tho.
 
I’m in the same boat as your before. Trying to grow out hair, skin maxx, gymaxx, style maxx, and grow those Tyrone beards to cover my narrow lower third. It’s going to take atleast 2 years for eveything to come together tho.
Are you into black girls? Definitely easier but the best looking black girls at my uni (literally mid tier in general) can secure mid tier white guys. I know I black guy who got cheated in this way
 
Are you into black girls? Definitely easier but the best looking black girls at my uni (literally mid tier in general) can secure mid tier white guys. I know I black guy who got cheated in this way
I’m not really into the dark skin ones but yeah I’m cool with black girls. This one black girl in my math class is like MTB but she is kinda cute and is nice/outgoing but I don’t even know her and she doesn’t know me. To most others girls here I’m invisible. But she is probably just a friendly person by nature and it doesn’t mean anything.

Either way I’m not going to do anything about it. I’m too subhuman to be worrying about girls rn.
 
I’m not really into the dark skin ones but yeah I’m cool with black girls. This one black girl in my math class is like MTB but she is kinda cute and is nice/outgoing but I don’t even know her and she doesn’t know me. To most others girls here I’m invisible. But she is probably just a friendly person by nature and it doesn’t mean anything.

Either way I’m not going to do anything about it. I’m too subhuman to be worrying about girls rn.
Being invisible benefitted me in college because when my appearance changed pretty drastically it wasn't a big deal with ppl noticing how I used to look vs how I came to look. I just suddenly started doing okay with girls and got much better treatment. Blackpilled me tbh
 
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Being invisible benefitted me in college because when my appearance changed pretty drastically it wasn't a big deal with ppl noticing how I used to look vs how I came to look. I just suddenly started doing okay with girls and got much better treatment. Blackpilled me tbh
Mirin I hope I can get the same results cause rn I’m friendless loser
 
I’m not really into the dark skin ones but yeah I’m cool with black girls. This one black girl in my math class is like MTB but she is kinda cute and is nice/outgoing but I don’t even know her and she doesn’t know me. To most others girls here I’m invisible. But she is probably just a friendly person by nature and it doesn’t mean anything.

Either way I’m not going to do anything about it. I’m too subhuman to be worrying about girls rn.
I "video dated" a Blasian girl this evening.
 
Blasians tend to be so prestige. Praying for u bro
Thank you. I hope she agrees to a proper first date.
I also video called a Somali girl last night, hoping for a first date with her too.
If things go well with any of the three girls (tomorrow I'm going to call a Black-Lebanese girl) I hope I can become monogamous with one of them (halal of course) after maybe a few dates? We shall see.
 
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Thank you. I hope she agrees to a proper first date.
I also video called a Somali girl last night, hoping for a first date with her too.
If things go well with any of the three girls (tomorrow I'm going to call a Black-Lebanese girl) I hope I can become monogamous with one of them (halal of course) after maybe a few dates? We shall see.
These mixes are v rare. I've never seen/heard of a black-lebanese
 
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