Major incel trait: Having to wipe after you shit

[theonewhocantascend]

Chad just poops and pulls his pants up, because his poop is healthy and has ideal consistency. His asshole is barely dirty after he is done.
IF he has to wipe it's like once max.

Your asshole on the other hand is a disaster after you shit, you have to wipe like 10 times and it's still sticky and gross so then you have to wash your ass like a faggot JFL at thinking Chad would have subhuman feces

 

[theonewhocantascend]

Zero

 

[truecel12]

Chad just poops and pulls his pants up, because his poop is healthy and has ideal consistency. His asshole is barely dirty after he is done.
IF he has to wipe it's like once max.

Your asshole on the other hand is a disaster after you shit, you have to wipe like 10 times and it's still sticky and gross so then you have to wash your ass like a faggot JFL at thinking Chad would have subhuman feces

u ever get the high protein high fibre shit and just not need to wipe after

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

u ever get the high protein high fibre shit and just not need to wipe after

more like low fibre

 

[Imretarded?]

You dont need to wipe if you get rid of your asshairs

 

[cromagnon]

Chad just poops and pulls his pants up, because his poop is healthy and has ideal consistency. His asshole is barely dirty after he is done.
IF he has to wipe it's like once max.

Your asshole on the other hand is a disaster after you shit, you have to wipe like 10 times and it's still sticky and gross so then you have to wash your ass like a faggot JFL at thinking Chad would have subhuman feces

This is my favorite post on the forun

 

[theonewhocantascend]

u ever get the high protein high fibre shit and just not need to wipe after

Always, because I'm Chad.

You dont need to wipe if you get rid of your asshairs

That's gay

 

[truecel12]

Always, because I'm Chad.


That's gay

over for me. i have to plan my diet for a day to get an otherworldly shit

 

[Entschuldigung]

Indians will never experience that
Sometimes I wipe my ass and the toilet paper looks clean af as if nothing happened
But if you have a terrible diet your shit will be all over your ass

 

[Imretarded?]

Always, because I'm Chad.


That's gay

Just get laser hair removal to get chad asshole

 

[Bojack]

I can attest to having to wipe. I don’t think it makes me incel though.

 

[MoggsWithBoness]

I wish I was illiterate at this point tf did I just read

 

[alurmo]

High iq opinion

 

[normie_joe]

Chad just poops and pulls his pants up, because his poop is healthy and has ideal consistency. His asshole is barely dirty after he is done.
IF he has to wipe it's like once max.

Your asshole on the other hand is a disaster after you shit, you have to wipe like 10 times and it's still sticky and gross so then you have to wash your ass like a faggot JFL at thinking Chad would have subhuman feces

Imagine wiping your ass like a pinkoid, and not spraying your ass with water like a dalit.

 

[5.5psl]

Bro wtf did I just read ?