Dr. Mog
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>You are a 12yr old kid who needs the new PS5 but you are a poorcel.
>Mum advises you to gather some shekels by making a lemonade stand
>The only customers you received in the entire day was your 2nd cousin and your Indian neighbour.
>So now you try to commit a charity scam wearing a black BLM shirt where you go around the houses asking money to ‘help black people living in the sewers of Detroit’
>You have now earned a handsome money to purchase your intended PS5
> But….your mom is gonna be suspicious of how you earned that kind of money, what to do now?
>Now, you put back the lemonade stand.
>This time it doesn’t matter how many customers you get because you can be your own customer and purchase 100 lemonades with the money you have earned illegally.
> Mum is not sus of you anymore and she is proud that you have earned the money by yourself by selling lemonades.
>Take that money, buy the PS5, go home and LDAR.
Until next time bois…
>Mum advises you to gather some shekels by making a lemonade stand
>The only customers you received in the entire day was your 2nd cousin and your Indian neighbour.
>So now you try to commit a charity scam wearing a black BLM shirt where you go around the houses asking money to ‘help black people living in the sewers of Detroit’
>You have now earned a handsome money to purchase your intended PS5
> But….your mom is gonna be suspicious of how you earned that kind of money, what to do now?
>Now, you put back the lemonade stand.
>This time it doesn’t matter how many customers you get because you can be your own customer and purchase 100 lemonades with the money you have earned illegally.
> Mum is not sus of you anymore and she is proud that you have earned the money by yourself by selling lemonades.
>Take that money, buy the PS5, go home and LDAR.
Until next time bois…
