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I customized the tip and everything to make it accurate


Make it yourself and post it, compared to the average

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INB4 larp
 
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You're circumcised?
 
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bigdickguide.com
 
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Its a good thing u didnt post ur actual dick like half the fags here, good job
 
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I customized the tip and everything to make it accurate


Make it yourself and post it, compared to the average

@Gengar @Autismcel @cytoplasm @It'snotover @liberiangrimreaper @Entschuldigung @scrunchables @HTN_Mentalcel
Bbc.org strikes again, go on tik tok and promote some letal useless exercises for dick so that half zoomers can't get it up anymore
 
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The average is not 14cm
 
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Mine on the left. Avg on the right.

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The average isn't 14 CM NBP, more like 12.7 CM
 
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It's game joever for me. :feelswah:
 
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The average isn't 14 CM NBP, more like 12.7 CM
I'd say even 12.7 cm NBP is above average. Most people don't have a mere fat pad of 0.2 inches.
 
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weren’t crying about ur 4 inch cock last month? 😂
 
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Legit. Big Dick Energy is unironically not bragging about it. :hnghn:
You said your 19cm Chad friend doesn't like bragging about it
 
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You said your 19cm Chad friend doesn't like bragging about it
Oh yeah, he was facially strong MTN but with his alpha personality he was giga chad (in combination with 6'2" height, widest shoulders, muscular body, extremely low inhib + impressive fighting skills & flexibility [could high-kick a 6'0" without even stretching). Turns out he had a big dick, he was fucking some prostitute and when he came out she said to my friends and I "Your friend's got a big dick." I was already a cockologist of some sorts by the time I saw that he had condoms in the car which were 53 mm in nominal width, so I asked him if these fit him, he said they're kinda tight, so he's got above average girth as well, probably between 4.75 and 5 inches.
 
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Oh yeah, he was facially strong MTN but with his alpha personality he was giga chad (in combination with 6'2" height, widest shoulders, muscular body, extremely low inhib + impressive fighting skills & flexibility [could high-kick a 6'0" without even stretching). Turns out he had a big dick, he was fucking some prostitute and when he came out she said to my friends and I "Your friend's got a big dick." I was already a cockologist of some sorts by the time I saw that he had condoms in the car which were 53 mm in nominal width, so I asked him if these fit him, he said they're kinda tight, so he's got above average girth as well, probably between 4.75 and 5 inches.
And he was embarrassed after she said that?

Is prostitution legal in the Netherlands wtf
 
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And he was embarrassed after she said that?

Is prostitution legal in the Netherlands wtf
He wasn't embarrassed but he said it's something that no other man needs to know. He also told other friends and I that he thought it was weird that another friend of ours was asking about his dick size. But, to be fair, the guy did kinda weird things. After he was done fucking the escort, my other "friend" goes in and fucks her as well. When he came out, I asked the escort "What about him? Does he have a big dick?" She says "Yes." At this point, I turn around because I already got what I needed to know. Then, later on this incident was brought up and the first guy that fucked the escort says I didn't see the part where she proceeded to make a 🤏 motion with her hand. And he laughed about it. Sometimes guys with big dicks do derive joys from dickcels. But, I asked that guy what his dick size was and he said it's 5.5" which is above average. And, I believe he measured NBP because he used his phone to measure. So, he wasn't actually small but he probably has average girth or something like that, who knows?
 
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Oh yeah, he was facially strong MTN but with his alpha personality he was giga chad (in combination with 6'2" height, widest shoulders, muscular body, extremely low inhib + impressive fighting skills & flexibility [could high-kick a 6'0" without even stretching). Turns out he had a big dick, he was fucking some prostitute and when he came out she said to my friends and I "Your friend's got a big dick." I was already a cockologist of some sorts by the time I saw that he had condoms in the car which were 53 mm in nominal width, so I asked him if these fit him, he said they're kinda tight, so he's got above average girth as well, probably between 4.75 and 5 inches.
mogs me brutally
 
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And he was embarrassed after she said that?

Is prostitution legal in the Netherlands wtf
And, yes. Prostitution is legal in the Netherlands. There are two streets dedicated to escortcelling and it's mostly ethnics there (brown MENA guys make up 90% of the escortcellers, 5% are black). In one of the streets, the escorts charge 30 euros per half an hour. However, it's a little bit misleading because it's actually a "you cum, you go" thing. So, let's say you cum within 10 minutes, you still have to leave even though you paid for 30 minutes. If you want to go a second round, you'll have to pay another 30 euros. A couple of blocks further, there's another street and the escorts there charge 50 euros per half an hour. There's also trannies. Apparently, one of our friends' younger brother's friend was seen leaving one of the tranny escort places. JFL. Although the story I was talking about (with the escort telling us my friend's got a big dick) took place in Belgium. I believe it was Brussels, because there were a ton of French-speaking people, plus there were also a lot of black guys in the train station. Many of them seemed mentally ill.
 
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And, yes. Prostitution is legal in the Netherlands. There are two streets dedicated to escortcelling and it's mostly ethnics there (brown MENA guys make up 90% of the escortcellers, 5% are black). In one of the streets, the escorts charge 30 euros per half an hour. However, it's a little bit misleading because it's actually a "you cum, you go" thing. So, let's say you cum within 10 minutes, you still have to leave even though you paid for 30 minutes. If you want to go a second round, you'll have to pay another 30 euros. A couple of blocks further, there's another street and the escorts there charge 50 euros per half an hour. There's also trannies. Apparently, one of our friends' younger brother's friend was seen leaving one of the tranny escort places. JFL. Although the story I was talking about (with the escort telling us my friend's got a big dick) took place in Belgium. I believe it was Brussels, because there were a ton of French-speaking people, plus there were also a lot of black guys in the train station. Many of them seemed mentally ill.
Do you speak French?
 
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I had mandatory French classes in high school. I don't speak the language, I find it such an ugly language.
French girls are hot with their accents
 
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wish I were him
That is the wish of many men, man. He used to tell me stories of how everyone always wants to impress him and proceeds to tell me that this one specific Moroccan dude was suddenly wearing Polish t-shirts because my friend was Polish and he wanted to impress him. :hnghn:
 
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The only French woman I know is the femcel teacher at my college. :hnghn:
Over

I think French and Belgian girls look alike but Belgians are probably lighter
 
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Ofc but they're also whores and the country has prostitution and weed legal
Well, the escorts aren't Dutch actually. Escorts here are usually southern American and eastern European. Ethnic Dutch women rarely work as escorts in those places. The only time I encountered a Dutch prostitute was at a massage salon and she was around 20 - 21. And I've frequently tagged along with my escortcelling friends, so I've seen many escorts. Btw, they're always clothed behind the window. Only in Belgium did an escort flash her titty at my friends. :feelsgood: She only charged 20 euros, because she was in a certain section of the neighborhood and not in the main street. They ask less money because they are less desired as they were western African.
 
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Well, the escorts aren't Dutch actually. Escorts here are usually southern American and eastern European. Ethnic Dutch women rarely work as escorts in those places. The only time I encountered a Dutch prostitute was at a massage salon and she was around 20 - 21. And I've frequently tagged along with my escortcelling friends, so I've seen many escorts. Btw, they're always clothed behind the window. Only in Belgium did an escort flash her titty at my friends. :feelsgood: She only charged 20 euros, because she was in a certain section of the neighborhood and not in the main street. They ask less money because they are less desired as they were western African.
Damn over

I meant like in general, they are whores, same could be said for all European women tbh
 
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