My roommate never leaves the fucking room

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This nigga just perma rots in the room. I come back from class, hes here. I come back from gym, hes here. I come back from lunch, hes here. I come back from library, hes here.

WTF HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JERK OFF
 
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Go get pussy instead chud
 
brokecel
 
N8verBegan said:
This nigga just perma rots in the room. I come back from class, hes here. I come back from gym, hes here. I come back from lunch, hes here. I come back from library, hes here.

WTF HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JERK OFF
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just take a shower and bust no edging allowed takes too long
 
try living with 3 one of which is on the spectrum?
 
N8verBegan said:
This nigga just perma rots in the room. I come back from class, hes here. I come back from gym, hes here. I come back from lunch, hes here. I come back from library, hes here.

WTF HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JERK OFF
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How about you be a good roommate and talk to him?

You should also let him know that u wanna bring girls over or jerk off
 
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Dont you have a private room?
 
Jerk off with him
 
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NotCarv said:
How about you be a good roommate and talk to him?

You should also let him know that u wanna bring girls over or jerk off
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Hey roomie! I’m going to jerk off for an hour! Would you kindly go stay at the lounge for an hour?
 
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fek this is why living on your own is ideal, i should have moved out years upon years ago
 
N8verBegan said:
Hey roomie! I’m going to jerk off for an hour! Would you kindly go stay at the lounge for an hour?
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Stop being high inhib and just do it
 
jfl do you think he might be on this site if he just rots all day and is probably sub5
 
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jfl do you think he might be on this site if he just rots all day and is probably sub5
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No he’s a 6’4 gay guy. His face looks so fucking gay. His voice is gay. His posture is gay.

Goddds get me outta here
 
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No he’s a 6’4 gay guy. His face looks so fucking gay. His voice is gay. His posture is gay.

Goddds get me outta here
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Why r u barking for this 6’4 homosexual Chadlite when u could be fucking him instead.
 
Just start jerking off and he'll go away... Or he'll help you
There's only two options
 
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Just fap next to him you high inhib nigguh

I've masturbated in the back of my family's car with them on it
 
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Oh damn he just like me
 
N8verBegan said:
This nigga just perma rots in the room. I come back from class, hes here. I come back from gym, hes here. I come back from lunch, hes here. I come back from library, hes here.

WTF HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JERK OFF
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N8verBegan said:
No he’s a 6’4 gay guy. His face looks so fucking gay. His voice is gay. His posture is gay.

Goddds get me outta here
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you just gave us the answer

fuck him in the bootyhole
 
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