Napoleon was 5'6 and ruled Europe

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"Yes but i'm fucking short it's over keep coping :feelswhy:"

Bro Napoleon was a fucking corsican, he was short, in France alot of people were joking on him but he took his balls after France kill it own King Louis XVI and made a fucking coup
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He crowned himself French Emperor and King of Italy without the Pope, he had more than 50 bitches, he took Spain, Italy, Germany (Berlin in 19 days), a part of Poland and he even went to fucking Moscow
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Stop being obsessed with your height, i'm not fucking joking.

Of course i'm not bluepilled, you have to compensate with money, power and knowledge to become someone.
And never forget, as a man, you're born with no fucking value, you have to upgrade your character like in GTA.



And if you're ugly, become their worst nightmare
 
5'6 was the average height in the 1800s you moron
 
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STFU, let me be 5'5" first.
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Relating with average height men from 2 centuries ago gotta be the worst cope manlets came up with
 
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He was still short, also you have a poor understanding of history.
 
Why is he so remembered for being short if he was supposedly average height for his time. Are ancient heights really just a meme?
 
Yeah but he had game bro
 
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he had bug eyes, receding hairline and crooked nose as well
 
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Why is he so remembered for being short if he was supposedly average height for his time. Are ancient heights really just a meme?
His personal bodyguards consisted of the tallest men in the country.
 
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Relating with average height men from 2 centuries ago gotta be the worst cope manlets came up with
Even being 178cm was considered tall 15 years ago, niggas be living on pure copium these days
 
Hitler was 5'9 but that was 100 years ago, nowadqys He would be 6'3
 
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5'6 is death sentence
 
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He was still short, also you have a poor understanding of history.
He was literally not moron
Some modern foid read he was 5'6, ignored the fact he lived two centuries ago and went "ewwwww what a compensating manlet"
This is literally how the myth plus its namesake complex gained popularity, modern day comparisons
 
Napoleon did not exist. It is all fake stories. Also, people back then were actually huge, old giants of "Tartaria".
 
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Hitler was 5'9 but that was 100 years ago, nowadqys He would be 6'3
He looks shorter then a lot of people. he would probably be like 5'11 today people really overestimate how much taller people are today. Most of the height changes came during the 1800's. And the people who were shorter were poorer too if you were a nobleman your height is the same as it was today. If anything height will begin decreasing because people have such shit diets protein consumption is the reason height increased peasants in the past were deformed.

There is nothing new about this height change humans in Europe 10,000 years ago were 5'11 on average just like today they ate meat and were healthier peasant diet basically meant that people were not getting any protein. The human diet is really not improving since the 1940's really. Places like America do not have better diets then 50 years ago
 
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ok but he still probably got cucked
 
Why is he so remembered for being short if he was supposedly average height for his time. Are ancient heights really just a meme?
It's just propaganda. Germans did the same with picturing jews as ugly and untrustworthy. Ancient height are a huge meme people just google what someones height was and compare that to modern times. Literally most of the "short kings" examples were around average with some exceptions
 
He was average height in his time. The information about him being short was mostly British propaganda against him because he was known as a brilliant and charismatic warlord, so they wanted to undermine his identity.
 
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He was average height in his time. The information about him being short was mostly British propaganda against him because he was known as a brilliant and charismatic warlord, so they wanted to undermine his identity.
British propaganda so good people still fall for it 200 years later
 
And Charlemagne mogs hard. Crowned Holy Roman Emperor by the pope himself without planning to, restored western Roman Empire and extended the Frankish Carolingian Empire, 6ft tall in year 800, most of Europe is descended from you, many concubines, initiated Carolingian renaissance, Carolingian architectural marvels such as the Palatine Chapel still standing, every ruler after wants to be like you, called father of Europe.
 
doesn't mean you will
"Yes but i'm fucking short it's over keep coping :feelswhy:"

Bro Napoleon was a fucking corsican, he was short, in France alot of people were joking on him but he took his balls after France kill it own King Louis XVI and made a fucking coup
f2461adfa95f10e59f316bc1121b7978.jpeg


He crowned himself French Emperor and King of Italy without the Pope, he had more than 50 bitches, he took Spain, Italy, Germany (Berlin in 19 days), a part of Poland and he even went to fucking Moscow
langfr-1024px-French_Empire_%281812%29.svg.png


Stop being obsessed with your height, i'm not fucking joking.

Of course i'm not bluepilled, you have to compensate with money, power and knowledge to become someone.
And never forget, as a man, you're born with no fucking value, you have to upgrade your character like in GTA.



And if you're ugly, become their worst nightmare
 
This thread is full of low t losers who will never strive to accomplish anything in their life just because they weren't born a 6'3 ascended chad...

Cope with factors out of your control and move on with your life.
 
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manlett cope he was average height in his days jfl
 
Women saw 5’6 tall in his era. Now women make fun of his height coz of more munchies

 

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