Patrick Batemanmaxxing

[ElliotRodgerJr]

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 

[Hunter]

oh shit its bat(e)man!

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

oh shit its bat(e)man!

Cope, batman gets mogged by joker

 

[Hunter]

Cope, batman gets mogged by joker

exactly.

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

exactly.

 

[Hunter]

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you look nervous, is it the scars? you wanna know how i got them?

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

you look nervous, is it the scars? you wanna know how i got them?

N-no

 

[GenericChad1444]

master(s)bate(s) me

 

[Insomniac]

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

 

[kobecel]

 

[sadakiyo]

Are you genderfluid bro if yes Im ok with that

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Are you genderfluid bro if yes Im ok with that

I can be whatever you want babe

 

[Insomniac]

master

 

[Cali Yuga]

I used to bateman maxx, now I see the funny side ?

 

[GenericChad1444]

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[sadakiyo]

I can be whatever you want babe
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Interesting

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

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Jisoo mogs jenny

 

[sadakiyo]

Jisoo mogs jenny
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Idk there is just lisa in my heart

 

[Tricky]

Idk there is just lisa in my heartView attachment 39856

Fun Fact: Adriana Grande is french. Her last name is the town her parents immigrated from. Grande means "big" in french, and refers too the large penises of the men living there.

 

[Balkancel]

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Hey Paul!