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SOME BACKGROUND:
For all of my conscious life, I've had short hair. It's never been my strongest feature, but it was always well-kept and it didn't make me ugly, meaning that it wasn't my worst feature either. It was just, there.
This went on for around 16 years, but then, something happened that would later be my introduction to PSL, .org, and other forms of mental illness - ᑐᑌᑎᑕ was released.
After seeing the film in early 2022, I soon realised that my hair is quite awful when compared to the protagonist of the story - Paul Atreides.
His hair was long, luscious, well maintained, and looked somehow even better when it wasn't maintained at all! The hair gave him a habitus of sophistication and intelligence.
Mine looks like it constantly needs to be shampooed, sometimes even a few hours after washing (even though I wash my hair every two days)!
This hair of mine always looks sad and plain, and it makes me look sad and plain too.
Paul is a faggy rich snob who has immaculate hair.
I am also a faggy rich snob who sadly has shitty hair.
HOW DO I BECOME MOGGER-ER LIKE PAUL?
MY HAIR CURRENTLY LOOKS LIKE THIS:
STATS:
Length: 6 months since the last major cut (early September for obvious reasons).
Colour: Dark brown.
Hair type: 1B or 2B, though I'm not exactly sure about those either.
Face shape: oval (total FwHR is 1.39, midface ratio is perfectly 1:1).
Hair density: medium-high.
Shampoo type: whatever my mum brings me ; (
I WANT IT TO LOOK (more) LIKE THIS:
What should I do to achieve this look? I believe my hair type and colour fits the style perfectly, but there are still things that must be done.
I am not very knowledgeable about hair and such, so please, go easy on me in the replies.
WRITE ME SOMETHING HELPFUL
I JUST WANT TO HAVE GOOD HAIR
Tagging people whom I respect in the looksmaxxing field:
THANK YOU FOR READING!
For all of my conscious life, I've had short hair. It's never been my strongest feature, but it was always well-kept and it didn't make me ugly, meaning that it wasn't my worst feature either. It was just, there.
This went on for around 16 years, but then, something happened that would later be my introduction to PSL, .org, and other forms of mental illness - ᑐᑌᑎᑕ was released.
After seeing the film in early 2022, I soon realised that my hair is quite awful when compared to the protagonist of the story - Paul Atreides.
His hair was long, luscious, well maintained, and looked somehow even better when it wasn't maintained at all! The hair gave him a habitus of sophistication and intelligence.
Mine looks like it constantly needs to be shampooed, sometimes even a few hours after washing (even though I wash my hair every two days)!
This hair of mine always looks sad and plain, and it makes me look sad and plain too.
Paul is a faggy rich snob who has immaculate hair.
I am also a faggy rich snob who sadly has shitty hair.
HOW DO I BECOME MOGGER-ER LIKE PAUL?
MY HAIR CURRENTLY LOOKS LIKE THIS:
STATS:
Length: 6 months since the last major cut (early September for obvious reasons).
Colour: Dark brown.
Hair type: 1B or 2B, though I'm not exactly sure about those either.
Face shape: oval (total FwHR is 1.39, midface ratio is perfectly 1:1).
Hair density: medium-high.
Shampoo type: whatever my mum brings me ; (
I WANT IT TO LOOK (more) LIKE THIS:
While searching for these images I nearly killed myself multiple times on several different occasions, purely because of the cringe associated with Timotheé Chalamet's fanbase. I legitimately felt like an actual faggot, and will never emotionally recover from this.
Sorry for the clickbait title boyos, but I had to do it.
Sorry for the clickbait title boyos, but I had to do it.
What should I do to achieve this look? I believe my hair type and colour fits the style perfectly, but there are still things that must be done.
I am not very knowledgeable about hair and such, so please, go easy on me in the replies.
WRITE ME SOMETHING HELPFUL
I JUST WANT TO HAVE GOOD HAIR
Tagging people whom I respect in the looksmaxxing field:
@Lygodactylus
@Br0sk1
@PrinceLuenLeoncur
@Chadeep
@LMSMaxxer
@Xangsane
@mulattomaxxer
@StrangerDanger
@KING REIDYZ
@AscendingHero
@Prettyboy
@Piratecel
@PURE ARYAN GENETICS
@Preoximerianas
@tyronelite
@FailedNormieManlet
@Lars
@Korea
@bogii
@Biggdink
@eren1
@Reckless Turtle
@House Lannister
@Racky
@heightface
@PURE ARYAN GENETICS
@Clark69
@St.TikTokcel
@Anstrum95
@TeenAscender
@justadude
@vaseqmoherad
@astatine
@Amnesia
@Sigmamale
@dimorphism
@Assyrian_Warrior
@FreakkForLife
@Afrikancel
@5footsix56
@Alexanderr
@HQNPmaxxing
@currylightskin
@BasedPsychiatrist
@´´´´´´´´
@ALP
@BeenLMSsinceMSN
@Kroker
@oldcelloser
@Hiraeth
@ascension!
@HimmyButler
@latincell95
@Niklaus Mikaelson
@latino_
@capybara
@crimclown63
@Zures
@Unsh
@pneumocystosis
@Moggie
@Nation
@RIPPED IRL
@Patient A
@SteveRogers
@fogdart
@mortis
@Clark69
@vaninskybird
@Racky
@Beastimmung
@Prince charming
@NegativeNorwood
@Shitfacegoodbod=mog
@fjor2096
@callisto
@Corleone
@BasedPsychiatrist
@heightface
@currylightskin
@HOLYFUARK
@Anstrum95
@Moggedbyevery1
@StepbroMo
@gamma2
@Unsh
@Daniel Plainview
@teemowhite
@luljankybo
@bogii
@5ft1
@Chadpreetmaybe
@latino_
@FrameMogger
@edward999
@Hiraeth
@bleksandre
@op463
@NFA PB
@HerpDerpson
@THEMOGGER
@Bezel
@norwegiancel
@saulgoodman
@crimclown63
@BigBundaSlapper
@killaeast
@Aypo129
@jfbjfb
@brea
@dimorphism
@CT03
@throwaway12902
@Van
@Sprinkles
@futuregigamogger
@julianchicago
@HimmyButler
@gribsufer1
@notrealdanish
@Never Give Up!
@Euclidious
@Sarx
@HarrierDuBois
@Yuno_howitez
@5.5psl
@Dr. Bruh
@Dr. Mog
@TRUE_CEL
and the person I stole these tags from:
@enchanted_elixir
@Br0sk1
@PrinceLuenLeoncur
@Chadeep
@LMSMaxxer
@Xangsane
@mulattomaxxer
@StrangerDanger
@KING REIDYZ
@AscendingHero
@Prettyboy
@Piratecel
@PURE ARYAN GENETICS
@Preoximerianas
@tyronelite
@FailedNormieManlet
@Lars
@Korea
@bogii
@Biggdink
@eren1
@Reckless Turtle
@House Lannister
@Racky
@heightface
@PURE ARYAN GENETICS
@Clark69
@St.TikTokcel
@Anstrum95
@TeenAscender
@justadude
@vaseqmoherad
@astatine
@Amnesia
@Sigmamale
@dimorphism
@Assyrian_Warrior
@FreakkForLife
@Afrikancel
@5footsix56
@Alexanderr
@HQNPmaxxing
@currylightskin
@BasedPsychiatrist
@´´´´´´´´
@ALP
@BeenLMSsinceMSN
@Kroker
@oldcelloser
@Hiraeth
@ascension!
@HimmyButler
@latincell95
@Niklaus Mikaelson
@latino_
@capybara
@crimclown63
@Zures
@Unsh
@pneumocystosis
@Moggie
@Nation
@RIPPED IRL
@Patient A
@SteveRogers
@fogdart
@mortis
@Clark69
@vaninskybird
@Racky
@Beastimmung
@Prince charming
@NegativeNorwood
@Shitfacegoodbod=mog
@fjor2096
@callisto
@Corleone
@BasedPsychiatrist
@heightface
@currylightskin
@HOLYFUARK
@Anstrum95
@Moggedbyevery1
@StepbroMo
@gamma2
@Unsh
@Daniel Plainview
@teemowhite
@luljankybo
@bogii
@5ft1
@Chadpreetmaybe
@latino_
@FrameMogger
@edward999
@Hiraeth
@bleksandre
@op463
@NFA PB
@HerpDerpson
@THEMOGGER
@Bezel
@norwegiancel
@saulgoodman
@crimclown63
@BigBundaSlapper
@killaeast
@Aypo129
@jfbjfb
@brea
@dimorphism
@CT03
@throwaway12902
@Van
@Sprinkles
@futuregigamogger
@julianchicago
@HimmyButler
@gribsufer1
@notrealdanish
@Never Give Up!
@Euclidious
@Sarx
@HarrierDuBois
@Yuno_howitez
@5.5psl
@Dr. Bruh
@Dr. Mog
@TRUE_CEL
and the person I stole these tags from:
@enchanted_elixir
THANK YOU FOR READING!
