[PICS] I want to have Paul Atreides' hair. How can I achieve this?

[gribsufer1]

u have some french family then right?
does the french language sound horrid when spoke casually?

like i know its supposed to be the most romantic language but gosh i heard french people talking the other day casually and it made me cringe

i do, and i learn french at school it sounds like a normal language bro

 

[Deleted member 24712]

i do, and i learn french at school it sounds like a normal language bro

im not talking about the french taught in schools, i mean casual local french from french people
like have u ever heard ur french family speak casually?

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

Now I’ll explain u a bit of basic haircare for a bit curly guys. Never fucking ever brush your head with towel hard. Soak it with T shirt slightly and in best case let it air dry, or with dry air on cold mode. I see your hair a bit frizzy its because of that.

Elaborate please

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

you need to make it less straight by any means possible sir.

You couldn't have phrased that worse even if you tried.

 

[Deleted member 16515]

You couldn't have phrased that worse even if you tried.

I had just woken up, cut me some slack.

 

[gribsufer1]

im not talking about the french taught in schools, i mean casual local french from french people
like have u ever heard ur french family speak casually?

ive been to france many times it sounds normal

 

[Deleted member 24712]

Elaborate please

he means to scrunch ur hair with a cotton tshirt to get rid of the extra water in it rather than rubbing with a towel
most towels are terry cloth and rubbing ur hair with that overtime will damage it, so using a cotton tshirt to scrunch not only reduces frizz but also reduces any dmg

 

[Deleted member 24712]

ive been to france many times it sounds normal

impossible

 

[gribsufer1]

impossible

dont care jfl at u

 

[nitesik]

Elaborate please

Elaborate on what lmao. Its basics of haircare for anybody between 2b to 4c haircare

 

[5.5psl]

I mean I still can't understand why and how this thread blew up to 3 pages lmao

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

I mean I still can't understand why and how this thread blew up to 3 pages lmao

Because there was actual discussion taking place here you dimwit

 

[Struggler03]

drink minoxidil if you arent a pussy

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

drink minoxidil

That sounds kind of dangerous and redundant

 

[Struggler03]

That sounds kind of dangerous and redundant

looks or death

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

reeeeee

 

[Deleted member 26232]

Do FUE. seems like u have thick hair

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

FUE

What would that be?

 

[Deleted member 26232]

What would that be?

hair troonsplant

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

hair troonsplant

I have Norwood 0. No thank you.

 

[Deleted member 26232]

I have Norwood 0. No thank you.

norwood 0? you sure?

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

norwood 0? you sure?

It's just my Benedict Cumberbatch tier skull

 

[Deleted member 26232]

It's just my Benedict Cumberbatch tier skull

who

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

who

You know who dumbass

 

[Deleted member 26232]

You know who dumbass

who

 

[Deleted member 23209]

SOME BACKGROUND:
For all of my conscious life, I've had short hair. It's never been my strongest feature, but it was always well-kept and it didn't make me ugly, meaning that it wasn't my worst feature either. It was just, there.

This went on for around 16 years, but then, something happened that would later be my introduction to PSL, .org, and other forms of mental illness - ᑐᑌᑎᑕ was released.

After seeing the film in early 2022, I soon realised that my hair is quite awful when compared to the protagonist of the story - Paul Atreides.


His hair was long, luscious, well maintained, and looked somehow even better when it wasn't maintained at all! The hair gave him a habitus of sophistication and intelligence.

Mine looks like it constantly needs to be shampooed, sometimes even a few hours after washing (even though I wash my hair every two days)!
This hair of mine always looks sad and plain, and it makes me look sad and plain too.


Paul is a faggy rich snob who has immaculate hair.

I am also a faggy rich snob who sadly has shitty hair.


HOW DO I BECOME MOGGER-ER LIKE PAUL?


MY HAIR CURRENTLY LOOKS LIKE THIS:

Spoiler

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STATS:

Length: 6 months since the last major cut (early September for obvious reasons).
Colour: Dark brown.
Hair type: 1B or 2B, though I'm not exactly sure about those either.
Face shape: oval (total FwHR is 1.39, midface ratio is perfectly 1:1).
Hair density: medium-high.
Shampoo type: whatever my mum brings me ; (

I WANT IT TO LOOK (more) LIKE THIS:


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Spoiler: Something off my chest.

While searching for these images I nearly killed myself multiple times on several different occasions, purely because of the cringe associated with Timotheé Chalamet's fanbase. I legitimately felt like an actual faggot, and will never emotionally recover from this.
Sorry for the clickbait title boyos, but I had to do it.

What should I do to achieve this look? I believe my hair type and colour fits the style perfectly, but there are still things that must be done.
I am not very knowledgeable about hair and such, so please, go easy on me in the replies.

WRITE ME SOMETHING HELPFUL
I JUST WANT TO HAVE GOOD HAIR

Tagging people whom I respect in the looksmaxxing field:

Spoiler: Wall of text, seriously, don't click on me

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and the person I stole these tags from:
@enchanted_elixir

THANK YOU FOR READING!​

There is no fucking way that Timothee Chalamet’s hair in a movie you went to see introduced you to looksmax.org

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

who

That English fag

There is no fucking way that Timothee Chalamet’s hair in a movie you went to see introduced you to looksmax.org

It's true. I remember finding .org out of nowhere and being absolutely flabbergasted at the horrific things posted here.
Naturally, I immediately made an account and began posting too.

 

[Deleted member 23209]

That English fag

It's true. I remember finding .org out of nowhere and being absolutely flabbergasted at the horrific things posted here.
Naturally, I immediately made an account and began posting too.

Lmaooo that is so wild to me. I’m just gonna start watching random ass movies now and hopefully they lead me to something. You watched a movie, you liked the protagonist hair so you researched and now you’re an active user on looksmax.org. God bless America

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

Lmaooo that is so wild to me. I’m just gonna start watching random ass movies now and hopefully they lead me to something. You watched a movie, you liked the protagonist hair so you researched and now you’re an active user on looksmax.org. God bless America

You mean Georgia