Question for non-virgins

[murdah]

How was it the first time you got your dick sucked and put P in V? And what was the rating of the woman you lost your v card to. @Jason Voorhees @Michael Myers @GabachoCopium @Ricky212 @SecularIslamist @yeeyeeslayer

 

[Michael Myers]

You think you're funny, huh? You know damn well I'm a dateless 28 year old KHHV.

 

[Ricky212]

How was it the first time you got your dick sucked and put P in V? And what was the rating of the woman you lost your v card to. @Jason Voorhees @Michael Myers @GabachoCopium @Ricky212 @SecularIslamist @yeeyeeslayer

 

[GabachoCopium]

How was it the first time you got your dick sucked and put P in V? And what was the rating of the woman you lost your v card to. @Jason Voorhees @Michael Myers @GabachoCopium @Ricky212 @SecularIslamist @yeeyeeslayer

i’m a stone cold virgin incel i don’t do any of that

 

[murdah]

i’m a stone cold virgin incel i don’t do any of that

i thought hispanics lost their v card at 15

 

[Michael Myers]

i thought hispanics lost their v card at 15

Only in South America do they lose it early, they lose it around 10. In the west it's probably 14 - 16.

 

[SecularIslamist]

How was it the first time you got your dick sucked and put P in V? And what was the rating of the woman you lost your v card to. @Jason Voorhees @Michael Myers @GabachoCopium @Ricky212 @SecularIslamist @yeeyeeslayer

Hand is better and doesn't nag or complain.

 

[thebuffdon690]

Head was fucking great she was swirling it in her mouth and going up and down felt great. Then put the p in v and it feels really nice feeling like a wet sock



And then I woke up

 

[murdah]

Hand is better and doesn't nag or complain.

Haram

 

[murdah]

Only in South America do they lose it early, they lose it around 10. In the west it's probably 14 - 16.

true, i knew 12 and 13 yr olds doing the deed in middle school, they were guatamelans

 

[Michael Myers]

Head was fucking great she was swirling it in her mouth and going up and down felt great. Then put the p in v and it feels really nice feeling like a wet sock



And then I woke up

JFLLLL. Caged.

 

[Michael Myers]

true, i knew 12 and 13 yr olds doing the deed in middle school, they were guatamelans

They did it at 12 and 13? Late bloomers for South American standards.

 

[murdah]

You think you're funny, huh? You know damn well I'm a dateless 28 year old KHHV.

u need to try pussy before u get old and decrepit

 

[Michael Myers]

u need to try pussy before u get old and decrepit

I think if I don't lose my v-card at 30 then I will just escortmaxx and have at least my dick sucked. It's such a waste, having a big dick and not being able to use it.

 

[murdah]

I think if I don't lose my v-card at 30 then I will just escortmaxx and have at least my dick sucked. It's such a waste, having a big dick and not being able to use it.

u need to ask for salludons ascension plan and become a Chadpreet

 

[sub5c3l]

Stone cold incel here

 

[GabachoCopium]

i thought hispanics lost their v card at 15

they do in mexico lmao, i’m posted up in some american suburban neighborhood so probably not here tho

 

[Michael Myers]

u need to ask for salludons ascension plan and become a Chadpreet

Salludon is natty, he just mewed. No way any Pakistani surgeons are skilled. They are dogshit, their work would be too obvious.

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

OP more than half the people you tagged are kissless, hugless, handholdless virgins/religious volcels

Literally worst possible tag list for this thread lmao

Out of all the forum slayers you could’ve tagged you tagged a bunch of Indians and muslim volcels

 

[sub5c3l]

Salludon is natty, he just mewed. No way any Pakistani surgeons are skilled. They are dogshit, their work would be too obvious.

Dat nigga rich

 

[sub5c3l]

OP more than half the people you tagged are kissless, hugless, handholdless virgins

What about you, you give slayer vibes tbh

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

What about you, you give slayer vibes tbh

it was great

she was a HTB

 

[Michael Myers]

Dat nigga rich

He hasn't stepped foot outside of Pakistan.

 

[gigell]

It felt nice

 

[sub5c3l]

it was great

she was a HTB

Mogs me I'm stone cold incel

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

they do in mexico lmao, i’m posted up in some american suburban neighborhood so probably not here tho

They have a based aoc there iirc like 14/15 or some shit right

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

Mogs me I'm stone cold incel

You’ll lose it one day bhai I’m praying for you

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’ll never know I wasn’t made for that

 

[sub5c3l]

You’ll lose it one day bhai I’m praying for you

Thanks bhai

 

[GabachoCopium]

They have a based aoc there iirc like 14/15 or some shit right

nah it’s 17 in mexico wdym nigga

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

nah it’s 17 in mexico wdym nigga

Google says 15 bud

 

[GabachoCopium]

Google says 15 bud

i’ve been to mexico

you haven’t so idk nigga

 

[NorwoodAscender]

overrated

 

[Lefty Rankin]

How was it the first time you got your dick sucked and put P in V? And what was the rating of the woman you lost your v card to. @Jason Voorhees @Michael Myers @GabachoCopium @Ricky212 @SecularIslamist @yeeyeeslayer

It was horrible. Girl was about a 7/10 and around 28. I was 19 and she was a hooker. I was too nervous to get it up beyond getting my dick sucked for most of it, and my friend came back into the room making me lose my concentration when I finally did finally get it in. He and I had snuck off base and found an escort recommended to us by a cabby.

My main problem is I watched too much porn and put sex up on a pedestal.

 

[murdah]

OP more than half the people you tagged are kissless, hugless, handholdless virgins/religious volcels

Literally worst possible tag list for this thread lmao

Out of all the forum slayers you could’ve tagged you tagged a bunch of Indians and muslim volcels

I know, I just wanted to rub it in

 

[sub5outsider]

i have talk about it here but my first time my dick didnt get hard and i finished in like 3 seconds