shoplifting as a 9 to 5 job?

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i have so many little shops in my area ( like 15km radius) so i can shoplift little by little as like it is my 9 to 5 job

stealing from a supermarket, is another thing. rather a bad idea, last time i stole chocolate cookies i got beaten up by security guard
had to walk 2 weeks with a blue eye


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yes legit

if store has a self scanning thing you can always just act like u missed the scan of some items
 
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yes legit

if store has a self scanning thing you can always just act like u missed the scan of some items
i forgot to pay theory
 
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yes legit

if store has a self scanning thing you can always just act like u missed the scan of some items
how can u do that if it accounts for the weight
 
put something else

you buy candy but pay for potato
na you scan the item and have to place it down and it takes its weight
 
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Had a buddy who just input all his groceries as bananas and paid like 30c a pound for all of his food. Never got caught. Lucky guy.

Depends heavily on how much the people who work at the store care.
 
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Also depending on where you are they will record you stealing until you break the threshold for having stolen enough stuff for it to count as a felony before stopping you. That said security guards can't actually assault or arrest you so you can just run and probably not have anything happen. Not that you should ever break a law.
 
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youd be surprised by how many people “forget” to scan most of their groceries

white girls do it a lot cause no one ever suspects them

And as long as you pay for something, the workers are not going to notice.
 
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i have so many little shops in my area ( like 15km radius) so i can shoplift little by little as like it is my 9 to 5 job

stealing from a supermarket, is another thing. rather a bad idea, last time i stole chocolate cookies i got beaten up by security guard
had to walk 2 weeks with a blue eye


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do i look like your personal assistant , google it nigga
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Also depending on where you are they will record you stealing until you break the threshold for having stolen enough stuff for it to count as a felony before stopping you. That said security guards can't actually assault or arrest you so you can just run and probably not have anything happen. Not that you should ever break a law.
Jfl at thinking every single thing you do and say isn't recorded. They're just waiting
 
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