So many fakecels dammit

Luffymaxxing

Luffymaxxing

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Everyone here has had sloppy seconds, all positions with prime foids, multiple girlfriends


@Bojack @InnerVoid @stunna @Nick.Harte and me are the only realcels here, too many fakecels fuark

@aBetterMii fuark
 
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Your not a virgin
The users you just listed never had sex
 
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Your not a virgin
The users you just listed never had sex
Bojack escortmaxxer with like 50 escorts

And abettermii had sex too but he also a loser like us
 
Bojack escortmaxxer with like 50 escorts

And abettermii had sex too but he also a loser like us
Escorts don't count lol
You had sex with regular girls
 
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im 28 ad never had anything
 
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Everyone here has had sloppy seconds, all positions with prime foids, multiple girlfriends


@Bojack @InnerVoid @stunna @Nick.Harte and me are the only realcels here, too many fakecels fuark

@aBetterMii fuark
At least someone understood me
 
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Your not a virgin
The users you just listed never had sex
I had when I was a teenager because I got lucky. Wdym btw
 
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if it's fakecel by psl standards void is a fakecel
 
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I had when I was a teenager because I got lucky. Wdym btw
Me too I've also gotten lucky and had to try harder than most people to get it consistently

Also escortmaxxed quite a few times

Locationpill too, if I lived in the Uk, Germany or Sweden I'd be khhv for sure
 
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I'm truecel
 
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I’ll be escoraxxing soon. Any tips?
Damm idk cause I'm the Florida but just make sure you use a fake number when communicating with her and shit

Try to get as many rounds as you can
 
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But youre not an incel either
 
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Damn I would’ve used mine. Also, you think I should fake my name as well?
Yes fake everything tbh, I don't know where you live but it's better to keep that shit low key

Especially if you live in the US on a state where that shit is illegal
 
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Yes fake everything tbh
I don’t think it will happen but just in case. What if that bitch ask for verification like my ID card / drivers license etc.. what do I do then ? What if she didn’t say anything but ask it there ? I run away?
 
I don’t think it will happen but just in case. What if that bitch ask for verification like my ID card / drivers license etc.. what do I do then ? What if she didn’t say anything but ask it there ? I run away?
You're in no obligation to identify yourself lol just say you left it
 
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im truecel tbh i have way too many deformities
 
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This isn’t a virgin forum, that’s 4chan/Reddit JFL. I suggest you to escortmaxx, that should take the chip off your shoulder. It’s a never ending game anyway. Sex is all about validation. The novelty fades off pretty quickly and you don’t want anything to do with an average girl pretty quickly. You start to rationalize by thinking it only counts if a hot girl lets you do anything and come inside her JFL. Baseline keeps on moving higher and higher, you will never arrive.
 
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Everyone here has had sloppy seconds, all positions with prime foids, multiple girlfriends


@Bojack @InnerVoid @stunna @Nick.Harte and me are the only realcels here, too many fakecels fuark

@aBetterMii fuark
Why didnt u tag me nigga
 
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Me too I only fuck my hand
 
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Add me to the list

I only had sex once in my life with an escort.

Rest of my dating experience are rejections and being unlucky.
 
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Jaw
 
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