Some guy on misc went to a gangbang with his 4.5" x 4" dick [multiple dickpills]

[Michael Myers]

an ad lol? sounds vry fake

Craigslist had the craziest ads. This one doesn’t sound fake.

 

[Michael Myers]

Lifefuel but misc is larp central.

Seems legit bhai.

 

[Michael Myers]

Reminder this guy is a virgin

I’m a virgin who gives sex advice and relationship advice to non-virgins.

 

[Deleted member 45672]

@TRUE_CEL 7,2bp x 5,5 upward curve how ideal is that ?

 

[Michael Myers]

@TRUE_CEL 7,2bp x 5,5 upward curve how ideal is that ?

Lengthwise, not so much (cervix-hitter) but girthwise and curvewise? Ideal. From my research, women think 5.5” is the ideal girth and upward curves does wonders for hitting the right spots. As you can tell from the story. He was her favorite for a reason. Guys who are calling this a larp are low iq since they are unaware of what makes a dick actually perfect to women.

 

[Deleted member 45672]

Lengthwise, not so much (cervix-hitter) but girthwise and curvewise? Ideal. From my research, women think 5.5” is the ideal girth and upward curves does wonders for hitting the right spots. As you can tell from the story. He was her favorite for a reason. Guys who are calling this a larp are low iq since they are unaware of what makes a dick actually perfect to women.

The cervix part is legit, my gf tell me often that i hit it (i even feel it too) and that it’s painfull. I mean i dont hit it in every position so i guess i just have to be carefull when doing such position. So having smth like 6 length wise would be the ideal to make sure it’s always enjoyable for the girl ?

 

[Michael Myers]

The cervix part is legit, my gf tell me often that i hit it (i even feel it too) and that it’s painfull. I mean i dont hit it in every position so i guess i just have to be carefull when doing such position. So having smth like 6 length wise would be the ideal to make sure it’s always enjoyable for the girl ?

Glad to hear you’ve been confirming basically what I’ve been saying all along while naysayers here keep coping and say 7” or more is ideal, JFL. I have no doubt in my mind that you bring your gf to orgasm often. With that girth and curve, you’re bound to do that. Yeah, I guess 6” - 6.5” might be ideal as you need 7” to hit the cervix if she’s aroused but you can even hit it at 5” if she’s not aroused at all. So arousal is key. You’re the best graycel so far.

 

[Deleted member 21712]

Craigslist had the craziest ads. This one doesn’t sound fake.

any ads like that would be for the foids. the men are part of exclusive friend circles, they dont want stranger creeps to come and bang their women

 

[Deleted member 45672]

Glad to hear you’ve been confirming basically what I’ve been saying all along while naysayers here keep coping and say 7” or more is ideal, JFL. I have no doubt in my mind that you bring your gf to orgasm often. With that girth and curve, you’re bound to do that. Yeah, I guess 6” - 6.5” might be ideal as you need 7” to hit the cervix if she’s aroused but you can even hit it at 5” if she’s not aroused at all. So arousal is key. You’re the best graycel so far.

Was a big cockologist at the time too since it was my only way to cope being subhuman before maxxing my SMV knowing that i had above average dick size, was always comparing with pornstars and looking at measurement (and knowing that ppl were larping when everyone is the group of guy at school were saying being 7-8inchers), made me feel better knowing that it was like top 1% or so. I bring her to orgasm almost 99% of the time sometimes even 2-3 times per fuck since i have no issue to last long (might be related to my porn addiction jfl). But i didn’t really known about the curve thing, i believe that having an upward curve is kinda bad for position like doggy no ?

 

[Deleted member 45672]

Was a big cockologist at the time too since it was my only way to cope being subhuman before maxxing my SMV knowing that i had above average dick size, was always comparing with pornstars and looking at measurement (and knowing that ppl were larping when everyone is the group of guy at school were saying being 7-8inchers), made me feel better knowing that it was like top 1% or so. I bring her to orgasm almost 99% of the time sometimes even 2-3 times per fuck since i have no issue to last long (might be related to my porn addiction jfl). But i didn’t really known about the curve thing, i believe that having an upward curve is kinda bad for position like doggy no ?

Sounds so weird to be a cock enthusiast JFL

 

[Michael Myers]

any ads like that would be for the foids. the men are part of exclusive friend circles, they dont want stranger creeps to come and bang their women

There’s swingers out there.. and some sickos.

 

[Michael Myers]

Was a big cockologist at the time too since it was my only way to cope being subhuman before maxxing my SMV knowing that i had above average dick size, was always comparing with pornstars and looking at measurement (and knowing that ppl were larping when everyone is the group of guy at school were saying being 7-8inchers), made me feel better knowing that it was like top 1% or so. I bring her to orgasm almost 99% of the time sometimes even 2-3 times per fuck since i have no issue to last long (might be related to my porn addiction jfl). But i didn’t really known about the curve thing, i believe that having an upward curve is kinda bad for position like doggy no ?

Mirin, it looks like you’re an alumni at the Cockology Academy that was set up by @It'snotover — correct, as cockologists we are always interested in all things cock. Yes, with the upward curve you’re hitting the g-spot immediately. Guys without a curve have to use a pillow in order to replicate it somehow. But for guys with an upward curve that’s unnecessary. And correct again, it’s kinda bad for doggy. Upward curves for for face-to-face positions, downward curves are for face-down-ass-up positions, where you’re facing away from each other.

 

[Deleted member 45672]

Mirin, it looks like you’re an alumni at the Cockology Academy that was set up by @It'snotover — correct, as cockologists we are always interested in all things cock. Yes, with the upward curve you’re hitting the g-spot immediately. Guys without a curve have to use a pillow in order to replicate it somehow. But for guys with an upward curve that’s unnecessary. And correct again, it’s kinda bad for doggy. Upward curves for for face-to-face positions, downward curves are for face-down-ass-up positions, where you’re facing away from each other.

And same goes for fingering then (not really related) but finger has to point to her belly button to be the most pleasuring so depending on how she is positionned you have to adapt. Interesting ngl.

 

[Michael Myers]

And same goes for fingering then (not really related) but finger has to point to her belly button to be the most pleasuring so depending on how she is positionned you have to adapt. Interesting ngl.

Yes. The reason it’s gotta be pointing up to her belly button is because that’s where the g-spot is located. It’s very interesting stuff. Upward curve is best for LTRs, downward curve is best for ONS.

 

[Deleted member 45672]

Yes. The reason it’s gotta be pointing up to her belly button is because that’s where the g-spot is located. It’s very interesting stuff. Upward curve is best for LTRs, downward curve is best for ONS.

Why is so ? Because ONS usually go for position where both face in the same way (such as doggy, reverse cowgirl …) or there is smth else that im missing ?

 

[Michael Myers]

Why is so ? Because ONS usually go for position where both face in the same way (such as doggy, reverse cowgirl …) or there is smth else that im missing ?

Pretty much. Because sex in LTR is supposed to be romantic (face-to-face) whereas sex in ONS is supposed to be lust (so you just gotta fuck and that’s it).

 

[Deleted member 45672]

Pretty much. Because sex in LTR is supposed to be romantic (face-to-face) whereas sex in ONS is supposed to be lust (so you just gotta fuck and that’s it).

Yea ok all make sense, was nice discussing about cock curves with such a knowledgeable guy. Over for curvelessdickcel tho

 

[Michael Myers]

Yea ok all make sense, was nice discussing about cock curves with such a knowledgeable guy. Over for curvelessdickcel tho

You wanna know the funniest part? I’m a 27 year old virgin who’s never had a gf or went or dates.

 

[Deleted member 45672]

You wanna know the funniest part? I’m a 27 year old virgin who’s never had a gf or went or dates.

Tbh doesnt really matter, not like i gained any knowledge on that topic from not being a truecel anymore. Lot of the time i see ppl saying porn is fiction and isn’t really life but it sounds really cope to me. You’re not interested in escortmaxxing or so ? To put theory into real life situation ?

 

[einzigartig]

Comfortable or snug? You’re at least 4.5” since they’re made for that size. Best thing is to measure to know for sure.

any idea how to measure girth without accounting ballsack? like where is line u should measure girth

 

[Michael Myers]

Tbh doesnt really matter, not like i gained any knowledge on that topic from not being a truecel anymore. Lot of the time i see ppl saying porn is fiction and isn’t really life but it sounds really cope to me. You’re not interested in escortmaxxing or so ? To put theory into real life situation ?

Porn is real life. They’re definitely coping. I think they mean all the excessive moaning and big cocks? And because I’m religious, JFL.

 

[Michael Myers]

any idea how to measure girth without accounting ballsack? like where is line u should measure girth

Measure your midshaft if it’s the thickest.

 

[Deleted member 45672]

Porn is real life. They’re definitely coping. I think they mean all the excessive moaning and big cocks? And because I’m religious, JFL.

Yea and maybe scenario or even incest/rape stuff. Yea ok make sense if you’re religious. But it really helps to have sex for the first time, really helped me to not look at it as something sacred but more as a fun activities such a bowling or shit like that jfl increased my confidence with girls by a lot. If you’re looking for smth like that dw your day will come

 

[einzigartig]

Measure your midshaft if it’s the thickest.

sadly the lowest part is the thickest also around where the transition to the scrotum begins

 

[Michael Myers]

Yea and maybe scenario or even incest/rape stuff. Yea ok make sense if you’re religious. But it really helps to have sex for the first time, really helped me to not look at it as something sacred but more as a fun activities such a bowling or shit like that jfl increased my confidence with girls by a lot. If you’re looking for smth like that dw your day will come

Hahaha likening sex to bowling. Makes sense. But it’s because of my religious beliefs and values, really. Prostitution is legal where I live and even my friend has offered one of his FWBs to me to have sex with (he wants a threesome) but I’ve said no due to my values. Thanks for the nice words, my friend.

 

[Michael Myers]

sadly the lowest part is the thickest also around where the transition to the scrotum begins

Can’t you manually push your ball sack out of the way?

 

[einzigartig]

Can’t you manually push your ball sack out of the way?

yeah i did it once but never tried measuring seems harder that way

 

[Michael Myers]

yeah i did it once but never tried measuring seems harder that way

It’s fairly easy. I mean, online I’ve seen guys saying they should be careful measuring base girth as they could be measuring their balls as well but how tf does that work? My balls are clearly separated from my shaft… isn’t that the same for everyone? I’m confused.

 

[einzigartig]

It’s fairly easy. I mean, online I’ve seen guys saying they should be careful measuring base girth as they could be measuring their balls as well but how tf does that work? My balls are clearly separated from my shaft… isn’t that the same for everyone? I’m confused.

maybe you have some tingle tingle hanging big high T balls

 

[Michael Myers]

maybe you have some tingle tingle hanging big high T balls

I mean in the summer months they can hang like crazy. Measured it once in length and my ball sack was legit 4” in vertical length.

 

[einzigartig]

It’s fairly easy. I mean, online I’ve seen guys saying they should be careful measuring base girth as they could be measuring their balls as well but how tf does that work? My balls are clearly separated from my shaft… isn’t that the same for everyone? I’m confused.

and i think my scrotum is a bit more attached to my penis

I mean in the summer months they can hang like crazy. Measured it once in length and my ball sack was legit 4” in vertical length.

measured from where they are attached to your balls?

 

[Michael Myers]

and i think my scrotum is a bit more attached to my penis

Just found it is a relatively common problem. It’s called scrotal webbing. It can be congenital often.

measured from where they are attached to your balls?

Like from where the ball sack / scrotum starts. I couldn’t stop laughing, I looked like I had grandpa balls.

 

[einzigartig]

Just found it is a relatively common problem. It’s called scrotal webbing. It can be congenital often.

Like from where the ball sack / scrotum starts. I couldn’t stop laughing, I looked like I had grandpa balls.

the hanging balls could be if you wear loose boxers i think not sure

i don't think i have the webbing like it isn't even mild rather non existent

 

[Michael Myers]

the hanging balls could be if you wear loose boxers i think not sure

i don't think i have the webbing like it isn't even mild rather non existent

I do wear boxer shorts, yes. At home I’m free-ballin’.

Also if it’s non-existent, how come you can’t measure your base shaft? That’s strange. I can’t ask for dick pics either. Lol.

 

[einzigartig]

I do wear boxer shorts, yes. At home I’m free-ballin’.

Also if it’s non-existent, how come you can’t measure your base shaft? That’s strange. I can’t ask for dick pics either. Lol.

like it is only a thin longish part of it that's like more attached to it sounds weird but hard to explain

 

[Michael Myers]

like it is only a thin longish part of it that's like more attached to it sounds weird but hard to explain

Yes, it’s definitely hard to visualize for me as well. Perhaps because I’m not a native speaker of English.

 

[Michael Myers]

like it is only a thin longish part of it that's like more attached to it sounds weird but hard to explain

Yes, it’s definitely hard to visualize for me as well. Perhaps because I’m not a native speaker of English.

 

[Deleted member 21712]

There’s swingers out there.. and some sickos.

yes and they are on the lookout for foids, not for micro penis men

 

[einzigartig]

Yes, it’s definitely hard to visualize for me as well. Perhaps because I’m not a native speaker of English.

nah nothing to do with your English I'm also not a native speaker and bad at explaining it anyway

 

[WeiWei]

she actually let the 4.5" x 4" guy have multiple turns with her and really enjoyed it [dickpill 4]

I read it on the Internet so it def happened, yes

 

[Michael Myers]

I read it on the Internet so it def happened, yes

Mfer you spend hours stretching your dick with devices to get it bigger, of course you don't wanna hear that smaller cocks mog.

 

[manletfuel]

Says he was the smallest guy out of 7. At 4.5" x 4" he was the smallest [dickpill 1], the biggest guy was 10" (doesn't exist, so he was likely 9" instead) x 6.25" but she took him for a min and looked as if she wasn't into it [dickpill 2], there was another guy she enjoyed at 8" x 6" who had good stroke game [dickpill 3], she actually let the 4.5" x 4" guy have multiple turns with her and really enjoyed it [dickpill 4] and favorite guy who made her scream was 6" x 5.5" - 5.75" with an upward curve [dickpill 5].

Dickpill 1: at below average length and below average girth, he was the smallest
Dickpill 2: the biggest guy didn't give her the most pleasure
Dickpill 3: size alone isn't enough, you need stroke game too
Dickpill 4: despite being the smallest, he got to have the most sex
Dickpill 5: upward curve does wonders, especially if you have decent length and big girth

Things that never happened

 

[Michael Myers]

Things that happened

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Says he was the smallest guy out of 7. At 4.5" x 4" he was the smallest [dickpill 1], the biggest guy was 10" (doesn't exist, so he was likely 9" instead) x 6.25" but she took him for a min and looked as if she wasn't into it [dickpill 2], there was another guy she enjoyed at 8" x 6" who had good stroke game [dickpill 3], she actually let the 4.5" x 4" guy have multiple turns with her and really enjoyed it [dickpill 4] and favorite guy who made her scream was 6" x 5.5" - 5.75" with an upward curve [dickpill 5].

Dickpill 1: at below average length and below average girth, he was the smallest
Dickpill 2: the biggest guy didn't give her the most pleasure
Dickpill 3: size alone isn't enough, you need stroke game too
Dickpill 4: despite being the smallest, he got to have the most sex
Dickpill 5: upward curve does wonders, especially if you have decent length and big girth

you've seen my dick I think I'm big but not too big
Idk I just see these people who are obsessed with massive dicks and I feel like seriously look at the woman that want massive dicks

But yes I'd say dickpill 5
7 5.5