Someone in uni said I look like Zayn Malik. (Chaddam diaries)

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Hey boys, salam alaikum, this is your friend 𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐣𝐞𝐥𝐚, a Muslim slayer boy. This is another diary entry of chaddam diaries. So today was a good day in uni. After I attended some classes a friend of mine called me in the library. I entered and I came across an acquaintance who was studying. After formal salutation he immediately said "bro you're looking like Zayn Malik". I went numb in that moment for a few seconds and replied "okay". He thought I'm assuming he's joking so he said "honestly, go ask anybody here". I said "okay, thanks" and took it as a compliment. After that we continued the normal talk. Just for note I don't socialise and I also don't have any female friend. This was just an acquaintance. Tbh I don't think I look like Zayn, I'm very dimorphic, but it was just his view.

I know many of you will say I'm larping, here's a screenshot of one of the messages I get. I hope this gets some credibility. Compliments are normal. Also stay tuned for the chaddam diaries with more proofs and calling forum users to Islam. You can also follow my profile.


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This is by the grace of my Lord 🤲. Remember, life is a test. Allah tests people in different fields like wealth, looks, children, etc and perhaps I'm being tested with looks. Remember, I will also get old, get wrinkles and die. A brief lifetime, then the return is to Allah. Wherever you are, you are all meeting Allah. There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the messenger of Allah ☝️. Islam is the truth.

Muslim GIF


Tagging Jihadis and friends
@SecularIslamist @sportsmogger @PointOfNoReturn @RAMU KAKA @Maalik @kebab @Timmy @ShawarmaFilth

~ 𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐣𝐞𝐥𝐚
 
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Hey boys, salam alaikum, this is your friend 𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐣𝐞𝐥𝐚, a Muslim slayer boy. This is another diary entry of chaddam diaries. So today was a good day in uni. After I attended some classes a friend of mine called me in the library. I entered and I came across an acquaintance who was studying. After formal salutation he immediately said "bro you're looking like Zayn Malik". I went numb in that moment for a few seconds and replied "okay". He thought I'm assuming he's joking so he said "honestly, go ask anybody here". I said "okay, thanks" and took it as a compliment. After that we continued the normal talk. Just for note I don't socialise and I also don't have any female friend. This was just an acquaintance. Tbh I don't think I look like Zayn, I'm very dimorphic, but it was just his view.

I know many of you will say I'm larping, here's a screenshot of one of the messages I get. I hope this gets some credibility. Compliments are normal. Also stay tuned for the chaddam diaries with more proofs and calling forum users to Islam. You can also follow my profile.


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This is by the grace of my Lord 🤲. Remember, life is a test. Allah tests people in different fields like wealth, looks, children, etc and perhaps I'm being tested with looks. Remember, I will also get old, get wrinkles and die. A brief lifetime, then the return is to Allah. Wherever you are, you are all meeting Allah. There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the messenger of Allah ☝️. Islam is the truth.

Muslim GIF


Tagging Jihadis and friends
@SecularIslamist @sportsmogger @PointOfNoReturn @RAMU KAKA @Maalik @kebab @Timmy @ShawarmaFilth

~ 𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐣𝐞𝐥𝐚
😂 most cagefuel screen shot lmfao , but i trust you bhai.
 
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What is cagefuel?
laughable/funny , thats so out of place thats not how you start a conversation make it more realistic next time.
 
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laughable/funny , thats so out of place thats not how you start a conversation make it more realistic next time.
I was actually messaged first, and I was actually in the mosque which is close to my college
 
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never call urself slayer again. Its HARAM
 
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I was actually messaged first, and I was actually in the mosque which is close to my college
thats what im saying brother , no one would message someone like this it sounds like a bot wrote that lmfao.
 
where are you?
you are the most handsome guy in our college

do you even realise people dont talk like that
 
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thats what im saying brother , no one would message someone like this it sounds like a bot wrote that lmfao.
The one who wrote this is not good in English actually and a very straightforward person 🙃
 
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where are you?
you are the most handsome guy in our college

do you even realise people dont talk like that
Yeah English not their first language and not even mine
 
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The one who wrote this is not good in English actually and a very straightforward person 🙃
whatever works for you brother
 
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you fornicate brother? Zina is haram
 
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Giga
 
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Obviously most attractive in india
LPU PANJAB
 
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Wow, being compared to Zayn Malik is quite the compliment! He's got that effortlessly cool vibe and killer style. It's always interesting to hear what people think you resemble. Own that comparison, it's definitely a flattering one! Who knows, maybe you'll start getting stopped for autographs or mistaken for him on the street. Embrace the Zayn vibes!
 
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