Surgeries I predict Jordan Barrett had

Dude hes giga blackpilled/insecure thats why he mog battles 12 year olds to post on instagram JFL

his acc on here spams threads about how much of a God he is and asked constantly in 2022 how to get hallow cheeks
What user is him?

@Pei or lemmonz? (or whatever tf that nigga is called)
 
@Iblamejordan
I dont think that acc is active anymore tbh

Havent seen it in months

Also, do you have any hard evidence its him? (Im just curious, really)
 
I dont think that acc is active anymore tbh

Havent seen it in months

Also, do you have any hard evidence its him? (Im just curious, really)
Yea he is using a new acc now i havent heard what his new user is

he got exposed a while back for posting pics from when he was a kid that werent anywhere on the internet so ppl knew it was him

hence why he made a new acc
 
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He def got face/neck lift 100% chance the rest are speculations.

@RealSurgerymax thoughts?
i agree with the buccal fat removal 100%
 
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These are the confirmed surgeries
He hasn’t acctuaky got LL lol in reality he’s just under 6’1 and can fraud 6’3
And the video about his skin it’s makeup from one of the best makeup artists his skin is still flawless tho he gets things like SDL
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@Iblamejordan Wassup you lurking homo, there hasnt been enough threads to satisfy your ego so here you go
I actually think @iblameme is Jordan Barrett. His posts are pretty much all about Barrett, and he's shared childhood photos.
 
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View attachment 2869863 he looked so much better with more fat funny thing is that normal people would prefer the"fatter" version and looksmaxxers will say that right version looking like a starved crackhead would be ideal
 

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I actually think @iblameme is Jordan Barrett. His posts are pretty much all about Barrett, and he's shared childhood photos.
He says that hes hapa in one of his replies so idk
 
I hate how unexpressive his face is, it's so weird
 
I agree with most of these.
 
you forgot his nose job.

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he used to have a bit of a bulb.
 
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Not one molecule of wrinkles on this mans face at 28 years old, pheromonal
he had botox his face can barely emote on videos
 
@Iblamejordan Wassup you lurking homo, there hasnt been enough threads to satisfy your ego so here you go


I predict barrett had most of his work done between 2022-2023 when he was most absent from social media.
His big reveal (first media presence in a while was the milan fashion week)

Honestly looked unreal here (summer 2023)
1.
Facelift
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This is not how skin naturally looks (28 years old btw) and look at the fold on his ear @Orc noticed this






2. Neck lift
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You just cant have this submental tightness without a neck lift, whether it was traditional or elastic threads. (his mouth is open in image 2 and mewing in image 1).






3. Genioplasty
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Similar angle, + he was in turkey in late 2022 on his instagram story. Would explain why. His mentolabial fold is deeper in the recent photo. Maybe it got disintegrated by cumshots tho @Iblamejordan fuck you.





4. Zygomatic Implants
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Now im the most skeptical about this one, but the curve at the top of his zygo under the lateral orbital rim curve looks more pronounced but it could just be the angle. This ones a reach tbf.









5. Limb lengthening
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Pic with Opry who is confirmed 6 feet and hes about 1-2 inches shorter.
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Now barrett is 190cm + ???, I doubt he could fraud THIRTEEN cm with lifts without it being Giga obvious.

JK lol hes just wearing lifts prob but theres about a 1% chance he got it.




6. Buccal fat removal
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most obvious one tbh, if you look at him in downlighting it perfectly shadows a large chunk of his buccal pads missing. JFL based blackpill hardmaxxer

Im not very good at judging this, but I believe he got gonial implants.

Im sure most ppl have seen this clip of him, and this is the first time I've seen someone's jaw flare to the side BEHIND THE MASSETER.
 

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rhino, jaw implants and maybe stroma
 
People really think he had buccal fat removal?
This is how lean he got:
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No shit his face is gonna look gaunt and fatless
 
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He had a chin implant too
 
Retard alert
 
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he didn’t get LL lol he’s 6’0 he just wears huge boots all the time so he’s coming across as 6’2
 
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Necklift and Facelift fosho, genio and the rest defo not
 
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crazy how fucking jordan barret thinks he needed surgery
 
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No way this is him. He might as well be stroking to his own edits on TikTok

Would line up with Calvicle's theory of him getting most of his work done 2023 in Turkey considering one of the threads insinuated he ate kebab and was drinking :feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:
 
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This would be the longest thread in .org history if you actually named all of them
 
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I do believe he got a rhinoplasty early on too, his nose used to have a bump I think
 

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