The funniest part is. You guys are all getting obscure surgeries, meanwhile having the ideal haircut makes up 90% of your SMV

[Brootal]

yeah bro lemme just fix my hair genetics to allow fur luscious curtains real quick brb

 

[Deleted member 26859]

yeah bro lemme just fix my hair genetics to allow fur luscious curtains real quick brb

nigga come on everyone can get curtains

 

[Brootal]

nigga come on everyone can get curtains

fax bro why won't he just curtainmaxx

 

[chadmanlet04]

no curtains for your 5'4 btw

 

[crackercel]

no curtains for cavemen faggot

 

[Deleted member 26859]

no curtains for your 5'4 btw
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fuck you. it really be ur own people

 

[capybar]

I think hair is the first thing a person should do with his appearance, but then look what comes of it

 

[Foreverbrad]

I got curtains but I need bimax and infras.

I find it difficult to style and usually end up with a mess.

I find it weird looking with a beard.

I find it weird looking on a man of my old age.

Seriously considering going back to faded quiff.

 

[Skywalker]

how much the ideal shower makes up as a percentage of your SMV?

 

[MongolTurk]

Why would foids find it attractive if it’s not indicative of good genes(except maybe dht resistance), you don’t pass down a good haircut, you pass down your maxilla and lower jaw

 

[Deleted member 26859]

Why would foids find it attractive if it’s not indicative of good genes(except maybe dht resistance), you don’t pass down a good haircut, you pass down your maxilla and lower jaw

i think what you have is called autism

girls dont give a shit about your genes like some sort of points system. they just look at u and find u attractive

 

[MongolTurk]

they just look at u and find u attractive

Because of genes, it’s subconscious

 

[lovemaxer]

Chad does not need haircut of clothes. Meeks is a bald tatted retard that slays.

Hairs and clothes help SMV but are copes for subchad

 

[mogstars]

no haircut for ur face

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

The funniest part is. You guys are all getting obscure surgeries, meanwhile having the ideal haircut makes up 90% of your SMV


You guys will get like rhino and 30k life threatening jaw surgery while rocking a hairstyle like this
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funniest shit.


meanwhile im a gigamanlet subhuman. but have ideal the ideal hairstyle: curtains

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and ive had more sex than you within like a week than you have had in your entire life lmfao.

and fucked 30 times some girl whos 3 inches taller than me and sexy and rich. while ur wageslaving and 6ft and having to resort to steroids and surgery and still cant even get as much sex as me


hair makes up 90% of your smv. you just didnt get the memo cos ur a fucking autistic nerd who got bullied in school by people like me who realized these things and had curtains since like 13 years old



holy shit man. literally ALL prettyboys that girls are simping for, all celebrities have curtains hairstyle.

ITS RIGHT THERE INFRONT OF YOU. HOW HAVE U NOT REALIZED U FUCKING BRAINDEAD AUTISTS

muh maxilla, you think you retards know some big secret. but you dont. girls dont give a shit about your maxilla or face as long as ur not facially deformed. THEY JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE CURTAINS

i shouldnt have even made this thread. i shouldve just let u retards suffer. but im procrastinating today so i thought id get this off my chest

Funny reading this now

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Better do other things right?

Like getting money?

didn’t you…ugh..whatever

 

[Deleted member 49008]

Any advice on super curly hair? Growing mine out helped my SMV but I still feel like it doesn’t fit my pheno and is very niche.

 

[Deleted member 40471]

Agree bro Ill fix my hair after my OBO and bimax

 

[the boss]

good thread

 

[Skywalker]

i think what you have is called autism

girls dont give a shit about your genes like some sort of points system. they just look at u and find u attractive

all good bro
i got a slick haircut today.....on to the shower and into the hu-white stacies panties,as a result

 

[Deleted member 29167]

fluffy/messy hair works great for foreheadcels aswell