The life of Jacob Elordi

[Vermilioncore]

Imagine waking up as a 6’5 movie star with a huge dick, huge bank account, loads of pussy to fuck, and nothing but free time. Everywhere you go, you tower over the population. Women fawn over you. Women want to fuck you and cuck their husbands with you. You’re so young yet so accomplished.

Then, imagine being someone like this:

A deformed monster with a short life span. You’ll get no pussy. You won’t even get to look at pussy. You’ll suffer and die and that’s what your life is.


That’s the scary thing about life. God just makes human beings and assigns them a role and you have no say in it. It’s just the way it is. Accept defeat. It’s over. Farewell

 

[Hardrada]

First!

 

[Zeruel]

This forum is here to remind me again and again of what i really am. Especially Vermilioncore.

Thank you.

 

[FacialStructure404]

based.

 

[thebuffdon690]

It might seem good from the outside but I can guarantee he doesn’t see it that way. Most stars usually don’t, There is a dark side. Plus he’s MTN at best

 

[FutureSlayer]

Imagine elordi height, status and money with a Deloin face

 

[Luffymaxxing]

No unity amongst men life of hell inc

 

[FutureSlayer]

It might seem good from the outside but I can guarantee he doesn’t see it that way. Most stars usually don’t, There is a dark side. Plus he’s MTN at best

Hedonistic adaptation

 

[thebuffdon690]

Hedonistic adaptation

?

 

[HeightPilledum]

Jacob Elordi is average White man in 2024, didn't you hear?

 

[Vermilioncore]

It might seem good from the outside but I can guarantee he doesn’t see it that way. Most stars usually don’t, There is a dark side. Plus he’s MTN at best

Cope. Only dark side he sees is the dark shithole he’s about to stick his fat cock in

 

[FutureSlayer]

?

Google it

 

[thebuffdon690]

Cope. Only dark side he sees is the dark shithole he’s about to stick his fat cock in

It’s a black hole havnt u heard that before? Hedonism etc is a dead end. Last time I checked he isn’t in a fulfilling relationship with a HTB+ is he? His life can’t be that great then.

 

[thebuffdon690]

Google it

Agreed

 

[Vermilioncore]

It’s a black hole havnt u heard that before? Hedonism etc is a dead end. Last time I checked he isn’t in a fulfilling relationship with a HTB+ is he? His life can’t be that great then.

Cope that’s not what he wants. He can fuck a thousand women a day why would he settle for one? He lives in paradise we live in hell. Simple as that

 

[thebuffdon690]

Cope that’s not what he wants. He can fuck a thousand women a day why would he settle for one? He lives in paradise we live in hell. Simple as that

How do know what he wants? JFL

 

[FutureSlayer]

Cope that’s not what he wants. He can fuck a thousand women a day why would he settle for one? He lives in paradise we live in hell. Simple as that

They live objectively better than us but not experience the dopamine influx you would expect, they’re pretty bored by it.
For instance us playing gta VI when it comes out, we will be subjected to a huge amount of dopamine influx but not a substainable one

 

[Hottaco34]

Jacob Elordi is average White man in 2024, didn't you hear?
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She’s only saying that to be different,

If Jacob even looked slightly at her, she’d spread her asshole for him in a second.

All foids are whore

 

[murdah]

His dick is probably small (im coping )

 

[Paroxysm]

It might seem good from the outside but I can guarantee he doesn’t see it that way. Most stars usually don’t, There is a dark side. Plus he’s MTN at best

"being tall sucks because sometimes i hit my head on things " aah post

 

[thebuffdon690]

"being tall sucks because sometimes i hit my head on things " aah post

Yh bruh that’s totally the same thing bruh

 

[sub5pslathlete]

It might seem good from the outside but I can guarantee he doesn’t see it that way. Most stars usually don’t, There is a dark side. Plus he’s MTN at best

OH MY FUCKIMG HOD NO HE ISNT U STUPID PSL AUTIST

 

[NumbThePain]

Imagine waking up as a 6’5 movie star with a huge dick, huge bank account, loads of pussy to fuck, and nothing but free time. Everywhere you go, you tower over the population. Women fawn over you. Women want to fuck you and cuck their husbands with you. You’re so young yet so accomplished.

Then, imagine being someone like this:

A deformed monster with a short life span. You’ll get no pussy. You won’t even get to look at pussy. You’ll suffer and die and that’s what your life is.

They both mog me in all aspects in life. Guy with green shirt unironically mogs me to smithereens facially, and I’m not even kidding mind you

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

he doesnt have a big sick

 

[FutureSlayer]

They both mog me in all aspects in life. Guy with green shirt unironically mogs me to smithereens facially, and I’m not even kidding mind you

are u a third degree burn survivor or what

 

[Vermilioncore]

he doesnt have a big sick

Yeah he does he has a juicy fat cock all the girls want

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

They live objectively better than us but not experience the dopamine influx you would expect, they’re pretty bored by it.
For instance us playing gta VI when it comes out, we will be subjected to a huge amount of dopamine influx but not a substainable one

True that’s why rich people are such freaks. They get bored of all kinds of sex, typically ending up in pedophilia

 

[leonardu]

Do you want to be born as htn?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Yeah he does he has a juicy fat cock all the girls want

Nah you were sitting there fucking your cats throat with a 12 inch kitchen knife

 

[iblamechico]

are u a third degree burn survivor or what

Worse, he's hapa

 

[NumbThePain]

Worse, he's hapa

Yes, but i don't look like a disgusting gook so theres that because I'm white

 

[thebuffdon690]

OH MY FUCKIMG HOD NO HE ISNT U STUPID PSL AUTIST

He is. His eye area fucks him up to another dimension

 

[BrahminBoss]

Damn! Now that’s a fucking thread. Read every word, examined every photo in it, and read it again right after! Also, this thread got a shit ton of comments too. How come mine don’t? Because just like in your post, my prime is done, it’s time for the 30 fucking hours of playing this game deaf and blind! Bring it the fuck on! Time to suffer!

 

[cytoplasm]

His dick is probably small (im coping )

You arent. It is small

 

[Makeyousit]

would yo like to suck my cockdick??

 

[Azonin]

This ugly shit makes me rather be poor and handsome than rich but deformed, holy brutal

 

[sub5pslathlete]

He is. His eye area fucks him up to another dimension

Dnrd