This is what awaits you if you ascend: Woman duct-taped, slashed naked Tinder date — then ordered DoorDash: cops

[MRD]

Woman duct-taped, slashed naked Tinder date — then ordered DoorDash: cops

Lauren Marie Dooley, 22, was hit with multiple felony charges last week over the bizarre attack on her 21-year-old date inside her apartment in Colorado Springs, a newly released affidavit says.

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Woman duct-taped, slashed naked Tinder date — then ordered DoorDash: cops​

A Colorado woman has been arrested after she allegedly duct-taped her naked Tinder date, choked him and slashed him with a knife — before ordering food from DoorDash.

Lauren Marie Dooley, 22, was hit with multiple felony charges last week over the bizarre attack on her 21-year-old date inside her apartment in Colorado Springs, a newly released affidavit says.

Dooley is accused of enticing her date, whom she’d only just met on the dating app, to remove his clothes before allegedly performing oral sex on him on the couch, according to the affidavit obtained by WKRC.

She then allegedly used duct tape to bind his feet and hands, which the victim said he agreed to.

“[The victim] found it odd, but consented to it,” the affidavit says.

But things took a turn when Dooley brought out a kitchen knife and demanded he go into her bedroom, the victim told cops.

“Fearing Lauren would harm him with the knife, he obeyed and got into her bed. Lauren climbed on top of him and proceeded to use the knife to cut his left shoulder,” the affidavit says.

Lauren Marie Dooley, 22, was arrested over the alleged attack on her 21-year-old Tinder date inside her Colorado Springs apartment last week.Colorado Springs Police Department
She then allegedly choked him repeatedly and checked his neck for a pulse, according to cops.

“Lauren then used both her hands to apply direct pressure to [the victim’s] throat for approximately 20 seconds, making it difficult to breath. Lauren stopped, but only to procure a belt that she then placed around [the victim’s] neck,” the affidavit states.

“She tightened the belt for another 20 seconds, once more making it difficult to breath. When she took it off, she checked [the victim’s] neck for a pulse.”

Dooley then allegedly proceeded to order takeout via DoorDash and threatened to kill her date if he tried to scream to the delivery driver.

Dooley allegedly attacked her victim after meeting on Tinder, police said.SOPA Images/LightRocket via Gett
The victim told cops that Dooley ate her food and then got into bed with him.

He escaped and alerted police after she fell asleep beside him, according to the affidavit. <==== LOL. Brb just going to have a nap and cuddle after torturing you.

Responding officers encountered the naked victim standing in the parking lot of the apartment complex.

 

[Winnetou]

Bitch read about Serial killers strangling their victims before doing whatever. Of course as a woman she couldn't even do that properly due to being so weak. Strangling is actually way harder than it seems. Even men struggle with that so they use objects around the neck but that bitch seriously failed with anything.

 

[MRD]

Bitch read about Serial killers strangling their victims before doing whatever. Of course as a woman she couldn't even do that properly due to being so weak. Strangling is actually way harder than it seems. Even men struggle with that so they use objects around the neck but that bitch seriously failed with anything.

Yeah it takes a long time, tbh to really strangle someone. Easier to use a tourniquet type thing like Gacy did and a stick you turn 3-4 times

 

[Deleted member 14774]

Women can’t even plan a basic murder

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Imagine being a incel who looksmaxxed for 7-8 years just to match with this LTB and gets raped and murdered in your first sexual experience
On a side note, I bet her head game was great

 

[444]

He didn't die and she wasn't trying to kill him, women just like going on their bizarre power trips.