Tomorrow is my birthday, I will be a 45 year old virgin!

[RichmondBread]

45 years old and still a virgin. Most people can't believe it, but it's true. I haven't married (yet) . I am a superior virgin warrior.

 

[Latinus]

I am a superior virgin warrior.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

45 years old and still a virgin. Most people can't believe it, but it's true. I haven't married (yet) . am a superior virgin warrior.

You must have mastered the great powers from your Eldrich overlords. Can you cast Tashas hideous laughter? OTTOS irresistible
Dance? Planar binding, summon Elemental and dome of invulnerability?

Teach me your ways master

 

[AlexBrown84]

brutal that you’re 5 years older than me and the stark contrast between our looks lol

 

[Kristin]

bruh

 

[L13]

45 years old and still a virgin. Most people can't believe it, but it's true. I haven't married (yet) . I am a superior virgin warrior.

Jesus Christ I’m sorry if true

 

[RichmondBread]

brutal that you’re 5 years older than me and the stark contrast between our looks lol

if that's actually you, I feel better.

 

[OldRooster]

Happy Birthday! I see you have lost weight, and that has resulted in neck sagging as I predicted. You still have great skin quality though.

 

[AlexBrown84]

if that's actually you, I feel better.

better luck next life mate

 

[RichmondBread]

Happy Birthday! I see you have lost weight, and that has resulted in neck sagging as I predicted. You still have great skin quality though.

I don't have neck sagging. It changes with daily moisture and water intake. Also lighting.

 

[Latinus]

Happy Birthday!

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

45 years old and still a virgin. Most people can't believe it, but it's true. I haven't married (yet) . I am a superior virgin warrior.

is ur avi u?

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

@Lefty Rankin all the forum oldcels gathered in this thread so I thought I'd tag you for completion

 

[RichmondBread]

is ur avi u?

yes

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

yes

I never understand virgins that are past their 20a and 30s like have you never thought of losing it to an escort ?

 

[RichmondBread]

I never understand virgins that are past their 20a and 30s like have you never thought of losing it to an escort ?

no because that would be a sin. I believe in marriage.

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

no because that would be a sin. I believe in marriage.

ah, good luck

 

[OldRooster]

I never understand virgins that are past their 20a and 30s like have you never thought of losing it to an escort ?

No matter how many escorts or obese girls you fuck, deep down you will know that you are still a virgin. (assuming IQ over 90)

 

[Lefty Rankin]

45 years old and still a virgin. Most people can't believe it, but it's true. I haven't married (yet) . I am a superior virgin warrior.

Happy Birthday Richmond!

 

[Lefty Rankin]

@Lefty Rankin all the forum oldcels gathered in this thread so I thought I'd tag you for completion

Here we are.

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

No matter how many escorts or obese girls you fuck, deep down you will know that you are still a virgin. (assuming IQ over 90)

well yeah it obviously doesn't replace being a sex haver who can garner genuine attraction from women but it still beats literally having 0 contact with a women for the rest of ur life

 

[Latinus]

no because that would be a sin.

Cope.

I believe in marriage.

Only you.

 

[Tyrone06]

45 years old and still a virgin. Most people can't believe it, but it's true. I haven't married (yet) . I am a superior virgin warrior.

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

No matter how many escorts or obese girls you fuck, deep down you will know that you are still a virgin. (assuming IQ over 90)

well yeah it obviously doesn't replace being a sex haver who can garner genuine attraction from women but it still beats literally having 0 contact with a women for the rest of ur life

Lonliness (lack of intimacy is huge for lonliness) is as bad for your health as smoking 15 ciggerates a day, an escort will help with this. Having sex has a lot of health benefits, it really is important.

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

Lonliness (lack of intimacy is huge for lonliness) is as bad for your health as smoking 15 ciggerates a day, an escort will help with this. Having sex has a lot of health benefits, it really is important.

OPs best bet at getting married atp would be to geomax to SEA like the Philippines or some shit, I've seen hella LTN white men in their 40s and 50s pulling decent looking young girls there

 

[RichmondBread]

OPs best bet at getting married atp would be to geomax to SEA like the Philippines or some shit, I've seen hella LTN white men in their 40s and 50s pulling decent looking young girls there

I prefer White. I think Lithuanian women are attractive.. And I'm not LTN.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

well yeah it obviously doesn't replace being a sex haver who can garner genuine attraction from women but it still beats literally having 0 contact with a women for the rest of ur life

Cope most guys feel worse after escorts

 

[RichmondBread]

People assume that women have no attraction towards me. I am autistic so I don't even know how to interact with anyone.

 

[Tyrone06]

People assume that women have no attraction towards me. I am autistic so I don't even know how to interact with anyone.

My dad be 43

 

[Perfection]

Happy birthday you old cunt