Hardrada
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Went out for a walk right
It's dark and late so like a fucking retard I decided to put earphones in and listen to music whilst walking
Sometimes when I listen to music whether it's indoors or outdoors I hear weird sounds that makes me take my earphones out and listen and then I realize it was either from the song or my brain making noise so that I'm aware of my surroundings and am safe n dat
As I was listening to music I thought I heard a shout but I couldn't tell if it was real life or the song but cuz it was so dark for my safety I turned around to look and there was a fucking hooded man charging at me
He was quite a distance so I cross the road and put my hand in my pocket as if I'm strapped and the guy stops running and is walking fast past me on the other side of the road. He has a hood up and is wearing earphones humming. I fucking doubt he was even listening to anything the cunt. He then takes a very sharp corner round a very fucking strange road to go down that leads to pretty much nowhere like there's no reason to go down there.
So yeah if my brain hadn't made up that fucking noise I coulda been mugged or maybe even fucking dead or if I didn't happen to look behind me. Literally no fucking reason for that cunt to be fucking running like that jfl
You're probably wondering why this thread has the lifefuel tag. The first reason is because I found the experience above funny and entertaining. The second reason is because what happened not long after this happened.
I was walking down a street right and this was a not a very busy street but not a completely dark quiet street like retarded me went down before and nearly got put in a spliff. And the reason I went down this way instead of another possible route was because of what just happened. And as I was walking down this street I look up at a window and it's a gyal standing up in her bedroom with just a bra. I look forward for a sec cuz I don't wanna be caught staring and then look back and she fucking takes that shit off and her fucking huge perky fertile milkers b jiggling. This all happened literally as I was imagining myself in the future at home making this thread about the first story that happened and then this happened.
Basically mother nature rewarded me for having escaped death. Thank you mother nature
It's dark and late so like a fucking retard I decided to put earphones in and listen to music whilst walking
Sometimes when I listen to music whether it's indoors or outdoors I hear weird sounds that makes me take my earphones out and listen and then I realize it was either from the song or my brain making noise so that I'm aware of my surroundings and am safe n dat
As I was listening to music I thought I heard a shout but I couldn't tell if it was real life or the song but cuz it was so dark for my safety I turned around to look and there was a fucking hooded man charging at me
He was quite a distance so I cross the road and put my hand in my pocket as if I'm strapped and the guy stops running and is walking fast past me on the other side of the road. He has a hood up and is wearing earphones humming. I fucking doubt he was even listening to anything the cunt. He then takes a very sharp corner round a very fucking strange road to go down that leads to pretty much nowhere like there's no reason to go down there.
So yeah if my brain hadn't made up that fucking noise I coulda been mugged or maybe even fucking dead or if I didn't happen to look behind me. Literally no fucking reason for that cunt to be fucking running like that jfl
You're probably wondering why this thread has the lifefuel tag. The first reason is because I found the experience above funny and entertaining. The second reason is because what happened not long after this happened.
I was walking down a street right and this was a not a very busy street but not a completely dark quiet street like retarded me went down before and nearly got put in a spliff. And the reason I went down this way instead of another possible route was because of what just happened. And as I was walking down this street I look up at a window and it's a gyal standing up in her bedroom with just a bra. I look forward for a sec cuz I don't wanna be caught staring and then look back and she fucking takes that shit off and her fucking huge perky fertile milkers b jiggling. This all happened literally as I was imagining myself in the future at home making this thread about the first story that happened and then this happened.
Basically mother nature rewarded me for having escaped death. Thank you mother nature
