What if the 72 virgins thing was true but they're all fat smelly pajeetas?

[ihatereddit]

title tbh

 

[Thefaqeeh]

get a job, not even gonna tell you get a gf retard.

 

[High Cortisol Chad]

72 virgins thing is ridiculous, I mean even if they were only stacys, so what, you go to "heaven" fuck one for half an hour - ok now what? ok, let's say you have a high sex drive so you immediately go for another one, cum again, and then what? After all you will be there for eternity. I don't get why it would be called heaven, what there's to do for the remaining time that you don't have sex?​

 

[Vermilioncore]

Then I’m burning them to death call that shit fried curry