Vermilioncore
god make my life great inc
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At my old job she said “give me that banana over there”
And I picked it up and gave it to her. Then she said “ew but this one’s all black and rotten looking.”
Then I replied “that’s only on the outside. On the inside it’s perfect.” I said that not even trying to make a metaphor, I literally meant it.
Then she said “that’s sweet.” And leaned her head on her hands and said “you’re not hubby material are you?”
What did that mean? Did she want me dead?
And I picked it up and gave it to her. Then she said “ew but this one’s all black and rotten looking.”
Then I replied “that’s only on the outside. On the inside it’s perfect.” I said that not even trying to make a metaphor, I literally meant it.
Then she said “that’s sweet.” And leaned her head on her hands and said “you’re not hubby material are you?”
What did that mean? Did she want me dead?