Jack Black
Legend of the Rent Free
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This is not a trend I see so often, but when I do see its always someone who is rich and famous who despite being incredibly handsome just throws it all away and lets themselves go physically because they can now use they're fame and fortune to draw in woman instead of there looks.
This is Jack Black in his younger years with his amazing eye area. He is nearly unrecognizable from the movies I watched him act in like Nacho Libre or Tropic Thunder as a kid. All the obesity brought him down so many PSL points I didn't even know such amazing genetics could have been behind the fat slobs layers of pound cake.
Now compare this picture to the modern day Jack Black without a care in the world because he no longer needs to be handsome to get a woman (he has a wife) or to bring back the next paycheck to the table because he can just be cast as the funny subhuman fat guy for the next big Hollywood blockbuster movie!
While you rot at home Jack Black gets payed to LDAR to obesity so he can fit in for his next big movie character once again being the funny subhuman fat lard beast being the butt of the joke for the entire movie because of his obesity alone.
A subhuman born without PSL 7 genetics knows what a PSL 7 appearance would do to his life, while Chad doesn't acknowledge being handsome as a gift at all thinking that everything that good happens to him happens because that us just the way the world works.
I think the moral of this story is the ones who don't have are the ones who really know what its like to have what the ones who have have.
TLDR: Jack Black chooses to throw away what everyone here dreams of living like in pursuit of becoming a Hollywood cash cow for society's pleasure.
This is Jack Black in his younger years with his amazing eye area. He is nearly unrecognizable from the movies I watched him act in like Nacho Libre or Tropic Thunder as a kid. All the obesity brought him down so many PSL points I didn't even know such amazing genetics could have been behind the fat slobs layers of pound cake.
Now compare this picture to the modern day Jack Black without a care in the world because he no longer needs to be handsome to get a woman (he has a wife) or to bring back the next paycheck to the table because he can just be cast as the funny subhuman fat guy for the next big Hollywood blockbuster movie!
While you rot at home Jack Black gets payed to LDAR to obesity so he can fit in for his next big movie character once again being the funny subhuman fat lard beast being the butt of the joke for the entire movie because of his obesity alone.
A subhuman born without PSL 7 genetics knows what a PSL 7 appearance would do to his life, while Chad doesn't acknowledge being handsome as a gift at all thinking that everything that good happens to him happens because that us just the way the world works.
I think the moral of this story is the ones who don't have are the ones who really know what its like to have what the ones who have have.
TLDR: Jack Black chooses to throw away what everyone here dreams of living like in pursuit of becoming a Hollywood cash cow for society's pleasure.