Why does my girlfriend not like missionary?

[StraightHeadJames]

She moans like crazy and orgasms when we do cowgirl.
on doggy style she likes it but doesnt orgasm from it.

but when we do missionary she legit goes quiet, at least i know her moans arent fake.


also i dont like it that much either its almost like a pushup like nigga im tyrna fuck not workout


Its the worst position for me

 

[asdvek]

Your dick is too big for missionary I'm afraid

 

[5.5psl]

Get yourself some clamps and belts
She'll love bdsm believe me bro

 

[Narcissus🥀]

Idk bro I'll ask her later

 

[Narcissus🥀]

Idk bro I'll ask her later

I meant to say that in your place I would just ask her

 

[StraightHeadJames]

Your dick is too big for missionary I'm afraid

its not big its barely 6 inches lol

but its really thick i use the largest condom size

Idk bro I'll ask her later

I meant to say that in your place I would just ask her

Get yourself some clamps and belts
She'll love bdsm believe me bro

idk about that bozo, maybe i should try slapping her and spitting in her mouth

 

[asdvek]

its not big its barely 6 inches lol

but its really thick i use the largest condom size




idk about that bozo, maybe i should try slapping her and spitting in her mouth

Damn i dickmogged the shit out of you

 

[Narcissus🥀]

its not big its barely 6 inches lol

but its really thick i use the largest condom size

Mirin dick size I'm also close to you.
We should have a sword fight with our dick or some shit.


Sorry didn't mean to make you sad

 

[StraightHeadJames]

Damn i dickmogged the shit out of you

yeah its like 5.8 inches at the best, so when its not fully hard its prolly like 5.6 or something idk

 

[InnerVoid]

why do you have a gf and i dont?

 

[StraightHeadJames]

Mirin dick size I'm also close to you.
We should have a sword fight with our dick or some shit.


Sorry didn't mean to make you sad

its not always the same size when i measure i legit have some erectile dysfunction or some shit from too much hentai

but when i dont fap like 1 week its 5.8

 

[StraightHeadJames]

why do you have a gf and i dont?

im 6'1 maybe u short

 

[darktriadprince]

You must be ugly asf

 

[Narcissus🥀]

its not always the same size when i measure i legit have some erectile dysfunction or some shit from too much hentai

but when i dont fap like 1 week its 5.8

Yeah Me too, the size changes.
Sometimes I measure at 6.5 and sometimes I barely reach 5 inches.
And I'm pretty sure I measure correctly it's just weird tbh my willy likes to play games I guess

 

[StraightHeadJames]

You must be ugly asf

yeah im subhuman as fuck

 

[InnerVoid]

im 6'1 maybe u short

why are you 6'1 and im not???

 

[StraightHeadJames]

why are you 6'1 and im not???

my dad is 6'5 thats why
my mom is 5'4 tho
idk if i ggot lucky or unlucky

 

[darktriadprince]

yeah im subhuman as fuck

either you're larping or she doesn't like you, missionary is the best

 

[sportsmogger]

Your dick is too big for missionary I'm afraid

He only has 6 inches?

 

[Salted_Salty]

She moans like crazy and orgasms when we do cowgirl.
on doggy style she likes it but doesnt orgasm from it.

but when we do missionary she legit goes quiet, at least i know her moans arent fake.


also i dont like it that much either its almost like a pushup like nigga im tyrna fuck not workout


Its the worst position for me

Maybe it just isn’t for her or you! That’s okay tho, no one says it has to work

 

[StraightHeadJames]

either you're larping or she doesn't like you, missionary is the best

im not larping. she likes me she is extremely wet when i fuck her, wants to fuck 24/7 she has more sex drive than me cuz im hentai addict.

i guess i just dont know how to do it right im just trash at it idk. its uncomfrotable for me i dont like it
i like doggy the most

 

[StraightHeadJames]

Maybe it just isn’t for her or you! That’s okay tho, no one says it has to work

shut the fuck up chad u dont know shit about me nigga if thats u in the profile pic

 

[darktriadprince]

im not larping. she likes me she is extremely wet when i fuck her, wants to fuck 24/7 she has more sex drive than me cuz im hentai addict.

i guess i just dont know how to do it right im just trash at it idk. its uncomfrotable for me i dont like it
i like doggy the most

I could rape someone and they would get wet thats not how you know if she likes you lmao, kinda obvious if she doesn't even want to look at you while you fuck her

 

[Salted_Salty]

shut the fuck up chad u dont know shit about me nigga if thats u in the profile pic

That is me, sorry for bumping your thread

 

[Recessed Life]

your face is ugly and she dries up looking at it

 

[StraightHeadJames]

I could rape someone and they would get wet thats not how you know if she likes you lmao, kinda obvious if she doesn't even want to look at you while you fuck her

your face is ugly and she dries up looking at it

yeah i gueass so i think she closes her eyes when i fuck her

 

[darktriadprince]

yeah i gueass so i think she closes her eyes when i fuck her

Force her to look in your eyes while you fuck her

 

[StraightHeadJames]

Force her to look in your eyes while you fuck her

nah my eyes prolly going zig zag or some shit who knows how subhuman i look while smashing

its better she closes her eyes and lets me rail that poussy

 

[darktriadprince]

nah my eyes prolly going zig zag or some shit who knows how subhuman i look while smashing

its better she closes her eyes and lets me rail that poussy

She won't ever take you seriously if you dont do this

 

[Klasik01]

yeah i gueass so i think she closes her eyes when i fuck her

How come a dude who watches hentai and considers himself subhuman has a girlfriend? Explain

 

[StraightHeadJames]

How come a dude who watches hentai and considers himself subhuman has a girlfriend? Explain

I'm 6'2 with shoes on and got rizz that's how bitch ass nigga