would u date a girl who sniffs her own farts and eats boogers?

[ihatereddit]

title tbh

 

[TWlSTED]

no

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Depends on what the boogers taste like and the how the farts smell. If all is right, we may even indulge together. Actually this is my ideal perfect scenario.

 

[NarrowBones]

We’re not making it out of middle school recess with this one.

Grow up and ask better questions

 

[aerooooo]

No

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

We’re not making it out of middle school recess with this one.

Grow up and ask better questions

For the record this guy has a very narrow eye area. Just wanted to let yall know.

 

[DelonLover1999]

its impossible not to smell your own farts from time to time

 

[Swarthy Knight]

I'd do that for her instead

 

[NarrowBones]

For the record this guy has a very narrow eye area. Just wanted to let yall know.

Still waiting on the proof, you already told me you only say that shit for the jokes so it holds no weight anymore. Just know I matured and grown out of this shit for it to bother me anymore. You aren’t funny, and I know you aren’t serious. So grow up and leave me alone, as I’m not in a good stage in my life rn.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I'd do that for her instead

Chivalry isn't dead

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Still waiting on the proof, you already told me you only say that shit for the jokes so it holds no weight anymore. Just know I matured and grown out of this shit to bother me anymore. You aren’t funny, and I know you aren’t serious. So grow up and leave me alone, as I’m not in a good stage in my life rn.

Bro matured and growed out of me jokingly saying his eye area is narrow

(I said it twice, and it was a character arc for you)

After all this it really must be narrow as hell. I stand by my initial deduction.

 

[News]

Yes. Vocel if you don't

 

[Vermilioncore]

Yeah I’ll sniff her farts too and go “Pee yew!” And pinch my nose

 

[NarrowBones]

Bro matured and growed out of me jokingly saying his eye area is narrow

(I said it twice, and it was a character arc for you)

After all this it really must be narrow as hell. I stand by my initial deduction.

Yes I grown out of the child like insults for something you know very little about, something that bugged me for a long time no longer does. May not seem like much to you but it means a lot to me. So for the last time, it’s not funny anymore, I don’t care about it anymore as I shown my full face to 3 people now and they all said it was ideal eye spacing.

 

[Michael Myers]

Beggars can't be choosers, bucko.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Yes I grown out of the child like insults for something you know very little about, something that bugged me for a long time no longer does. May not seem like much to you but it means a lot to me. So for the last time, it’s not funny anymore, I don’t care about it anymore as I shown my full face to 3 people now and they all said it was ideal eye spacing.

@Gengar Bro peep this

 

[NarrowBones]

@Gengar Bro peep this

So fucking childish it’s insane, it kinda feels nice knowing how much maturity I have over the average user now that I know my eye spacing is ideal.

 

[Michael Myers]

@Gengar Bro peep this

Bhai, he says he's not in a good stage of life right now, it's best to leave him be.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

So fucking childish it’s insane, it kinda feels nice knowing how much maturity I have over the average user now that I know my eye spacing is ideal.

@Gengar Look it got even funnier

This kid is a real character, a real narrow eyed character!

 

[ihatereddit]

We’re not making it out of middle school recess with this one.

Grow up and ask better questions

I'm 5'9 I wish I could grow up nigga

 

[NarrowBones]

@Gengar Look it got even funnier

This kid is a real character, a real narrow eyed character!

Any proof? Of course not, just another low iq ethnic barker that hops on the bandwagon of picking on the one guy who has it the worst simply bc I don’t retaliate.

 

[mirrormogger]

Yes I grown out of the child like insults for something you know very little about, something that bugged me for a long time no longer does. May not seem like much to you but it means a lot to me. So for the last time, it’s not funny anymore, I don’t care about it anymore as I shown my full face to 3 people now and they all said it was ideal eye spacing.

make it 4

 

[Autismcel]

I don't mind the farting part but, "eating boogers"??? The fuck nigga

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Any proof? Of course not, just another low iq ethnic barker that hops on the bandwagon of picking on the one guy who has it the worst simply bc I don’t retaliate.

Has it the worst? Your eyes are just narrow bro it's not the end of the world!

 

[Autismcel]

So fucking childish it’s insane, it kinda feels nice knowing how much maturity I have over the average user now that I know my eye spacing is ideal.

I still have your feet saved on my phone lil bro

 

[NarrowBones]

Has it the worst? Your eyes are just narrow bro it's not the end of the world!

Far worse things in my life than that. And no my eyes are not narrow if you’d like I can make a group chat with everyone that seen my face and they can show you the measurements themselves

 

[darktriadprince]

Still waiting on the proof, you already told me you only say that shit for the jokes so it holds no weight anymore. Just know I matured and grown out of this shit for it to bother me anymore. You aren’t funny, and I know you aren’t serious. So grow up and leave me alone, as I’m not in a good stage in my life rn.

I want to fuck you

 

[Accelerator]

Least weird .org post

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Far worse things in my life than that. And no my eyes are not narrow if you’d like I can make a group chat with everyone that seen my face and they can show you the measurements themselves

Please do

 

[Pikabro]

Bhai, he says he's not in a good stage of life right now, it's best to leave him be.

No bhai, keep pushing him further down this is like the perfect chance to put the (Black)gymmax in Gaygymmax

 

[NarrowBones]

make it 4

Nope only 3.

 

[NarrowBones]

Bhai, he says he's not in a good stage of life right now, it's best to leave him be.

Even the mods are childish fuck bags, thought you were cool, guess not. You ugly sack of shit you are right, your life is much worse

 

[Michael Myers]

No bhai, keep pushing him further down this is like the perfect chance to put the (Black)gymmax in Gaygymmax

Something tells me he would enjoy it.

Even the mods are childish fuck bags, thought you were cool, guess not. You ugly sack of shit you are right, your life is much worse

I was actually sticking up for you. But thanks for the nice words.

 

[NarrowBones]

Something tells me he would enjoy it.

I was actually sticking up for you. But thanks for the nice words.

No you weren’t. You were obviously being sarcastic don’t try to flip it

 

[Pikabro]

Even the mods are childish fuck bags, thought you were cool, guess not. You ugly sack of shit you are right, your life is much worse

Relax sweetheart he was sticking up for you.

 

[Michael Myers]

No you weren’t. You were obviously being sarcastic don’t try to flip it

No, I wasn't. I was paraphrasing what you wrote in an earlier post in this thread, in the hopes he would leave you alone.

 

[darktriadprince]

Even the mods are childish fuck bags, thought you were cool, guess not. You ugly sack of shit you are right, your life is much worse

They're just teasing you sweetheart, take a deep breath and relax <3

 

[NarrowBones]

No, I wasn't. I was paraphrasing what you wrote in an earlier post in this thread, in the hopes he would leave you alone.

Sorry then. I never seen you so you are not ugly to me. I’m just used to people being sarcastic with me

 

[darktriadprince]

Sorry then. I never seen you so you are not ugly to me. I’m just used to people being sarcastic with me

Do you have snapchat?

 

[NarrowBones]

Do you have snapchat?

No but my discord username is narrowboness

 

[ihatereddit]

Why is this thread so popular jfl

 

[longjohnmong]

absolutely

 

[Michael Myers]

Sorry then. I never seen you so you are not ugly to me. I’m just used to people being sarcastic with me

No need to apologize, misunderstandings can happen. Anyway, you're right though, I genuinely am very ugly. There's a reason why I'm a dateless 28 year old virgin. Sucks to hear people are often sarcastic to you, but you should know most people are shitty, so you should disregard their opinions.

 

[Michael Myers]

They're just teasing you sweetheart, take a deep breath and relax <3

I wasn't teasing him, I was sticking up for him.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Beggars can't be choosers, bucko.

You have a perfectly ripe cousin to fuck but you turn it down

 

[Michael Myers]

You have a perfectly ripe cousin to fuck but you turn it down

You can have her, let's do a cousin swap. You get mine, I get yours.

 

[Meteor21]

Sounds like an angelic goddess to me

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You can have her, let's do a cousin swap. You get mine, I get yours.

You get an Aryan and I get a stinky pajeeta!
Let's do it

 

[Michael Myers]

You get an Aryan and I get a stinky pajeeta!
Let's do it

Bet. She's an incel factory, though, just so you know. She's 4'10" maybe, has childlike hands. Though on the bright side, if she wraps her hands around your cock, it'll look HUGE.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Though on the bright side, if she wraps her hands around your cock, it'll look HUGE.

Past experience?
And lifefuel for my needle dick