Accidentally told a girl she should get surgery

[limbomax]

Was at a friends birthday party and I got too drunk. Talking to my friends about their day then some drunk MTB walked up and started talking shit to all of us. I looked at her and she had a good eye area and nose but her jaw and lower third where lacking. She started asking us what we were doing sitting around looking all serious and that we were losers for not dancing, (it was me, the birthday boy and 2 other friends. we all went to elementary school together and were catching up for the first time in a while.) Genuinely look at her for half a second and tell her, "you should really get a genioplasty and a bimax, then you'd be pretty enough to talk to us like that." She looked very confused and walked to her other MTB and i heard her asking what a genioplasty and bimax are. She came up later and started really getting into what she should get and that her parents would pay for it, I just kept being a dick telling her that she has a long midface and horrible harmony and it actually wouldn't work etc. Woke up and kinda feel bad about it.

I think I drunkenly destroyed that MTB's confidence. My friends were also confused by what i said but I told them they shouldn't worry about it. I think i should just lay low for a little and not get drunk because I dont want another incident like that to happen.

 

[butterworld]

Mirin your autism lol

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

 

[BrahminBoss]

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Bro I have no words

Your evil ass got the bitch to ACKNOWLEDGE SHE NEEDS FACIAL SURGERY,

THEN ESSENTIAL SAID

"NEVERMIND THERES NO SAVING YOU"

WITH THE LAST COMMENT

OH MY GOD NIGGA please tell me this is real

 

[limbomax]

bump

 

[limbomax]

Bro I have no words

Your evil ass got the bitch to ACKNOWLEDGE SHE NEEDS FACIAL SURGERY,

THEN ESSENTIAL SAID

"NEVERMIND THERES NO SAVING YOU"

WITH THE LAST COMMENT

OH MY GOD NIGGA please tell me this is real

this is not a larp, I really wish it was. I'm kinda embarrassed.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

this is not a larp, I really wish it was. I'm kinda embarrassed.

She is 200-2000x more embarrassed than you

A woman's ego is literally more than half based on her appearance and her perceived self valuation

You destroyed her ego blud.

But the little hoe felt the need to walk up to you and call you a loser for not dancing so you ain't really gotta feel bad.

 

[Melly]

Peak autism

 

[spongebob]

Reminds me of a foid I told had a nice outfit at the club. She then said:"No one asked your opinion"
I should've straight up told her what you just said. I regret it now. But thanks for this post I'm gonna do it next time

 

[Shogun]

Kys for being a normie and getting invited to parties

 

[Dicklet3incher]

Genuinely look at her for half a second and tell her, "you should really get a genioplasty and a bimax, then you'd be pretty enough to talk to us like that." She looked very confused

Average looksmaxer trying to larp as a normal functioning member of society
also jfl

Kys for being a normie and getting invited to parties

 

[gigell]

 

[<6PSLcel]

Was at a friends birthday party and I got too drunk. Talking to my friends about their day then some drunk MTB walked up and started talking shit to all of us. I looked at her and she had a good eye area and nose but her jaw and lower third where lacking. She started asking us what we were doing sitting around looking all serious and that we were losers for not dancing, (it was me, the birthday boy and 2 other friends. we all went to elementary school together and were catching up for the first time in a while.) Genuinely look at her for half a second and tell her, "you should really get a genioplasty and a bimax, then you'd be pretty enough to talk to us like that." She looked very confused and walked to her other MTB and i heard her asking what a genioplasty and bimax are. She came up later and started really getting into what she should get and that her parents would pay for it, I just kept being a dick telling her that she has a long midface and horrible harmony and it actually wouldn't work etc. Woke up and kinda feel bad about it.

I think I drunkenly destroyed that MTB's confidence. My friends were also confused by what i said but I told them they shouldn't worry about it. I think i should just lay low for a little and not get drunk because I dont want another incident like that to happen.

Fucking based

 

[limbomax]

Average looksmaxer trying to larp as a normal functioning member of society
also jfl

I’m really not, just happened to be in the right place at the right time

 

[Klasik01]

We would start to make skincare companies to profit from women insecurities often, we should make them insecure like the way they reject us every single time in we want to lower their egos.

 

[M🧿G]

Mogger tales tbh, being able to analyze someones face IRL esp in a dark party scene full of drunkards is a mogger trait. Reminds me of Patrick Bateman saying telling that chick shes an ugly bitch etc...

But yea I also cringe sometimes remembering when I was drunk in college talking about peoples looks and stuff, only works if you have prettyboy looks. Big masc ogres aren't expected to obsess over looks

 

[Nerdmaxxing]

All men must behave just as u did nigga

 

[noodlelover]

If women looksmaxed as hard as men do, the world would be a better place.

Most women are obease eat processed food on a regular basis and drinking starbucks coffee, and most men are jacked starving themselves all the time and constantly tweaking their nutrition for better skin/muscles/hair.

That's why normies use BMI statistics, because it hides women's failures.

But women don't really care because they know they can be fat and disgusting and still get a turn with Chad.

 

[BWC_virgin]

Legit a girl I know is literally the perfect base for bimax, like textbook bimax patent, she has basically this exact profile in the before below and has a very good eye area from the front (very long pfl, blue, decent sopport/orbitals and fat so little eyelid exposure)

I am seriously considering telling her she need bimax but she would tell everyone and they would think I was weird. She would go from ltb to at least htb

 

[enayispotify_34]

All men must behave just as u did nigga

Come to pm

 

[MazoNitNit]

Was at a friends birthday party and I got too drunk. Talking to my friends about their day then some drunk MTB walked up and started talking shit to all of us. I looked at her and she had a good eye area and nose but her jaw and lower third where lacking. She started asking us what we were doing sitting around looking all serious and that we were losers for not dancing, (it was me, the birthday boy and 2 other friends. we all went to elementary school together and were catching up for the first time in a while.) Genuinely look at her for half a second and tell her, "you should really get a genioplasty and a bimax, then you'd be pretty enough to talk to us like that." She looked very confused and walked to her other MTB and i heard her asking what a genioplasty and bimax are. She came up later and started really getting into what she should get and that her parents would pay for it, I just kept being a dick telling her that she has a long midface and horrible harmony and it actually wouldn't work etc. Woke up and kinda feel bad about it.

I think I drunkenly destroyed that MTB's confidence. My friends were also confused by what i said but I told them they shouldn't worry about it. I think i should just lay low for a little and not get drunk because I dont want another incident like that to happen.

 

[Clown Show]

Why are you embarassed, you did great.

 

[albanian_chad]

S

Was at a friends birthday party and I got too drunk. Talking to my friends about their day then some drunk MTB walked up and started talking shit to all of us. I looked at her and she had a good eye area and nose but her jaw and lower third where lacking. She started asking us what we were doing sitting around looking all serious and that we were losers for not dancing, (it was me, the birthday boy and 2 other friends. we all went to elementary school together and were catching up for the first time in a while.) Genuinely look at her for half a second and tell her, "you should really get a genioplasty and a bimax, then you'd be pretty enough to talk to us like that." She looked very confused and walked to her other MTB and i heard her asking what a genioplasty and bimax are. She came up later and started really getting into what she should get and that her parents would pay for it, I just kept being a dick telling her that she has a long midface and horrible harmony and it actually wouldn't work etc. Woke up and kinda feel bad about it.

I think I drunkenly destroyed that MTB's confidence. My friends were also confused by what i said but I told them they shouldn't worry about it. I think i should just lay low for a little and not get drunk because I dont want another incident like that to happen.

Dnr

 

[DeadByThirty]

if i wasn't a autist i would have this level inhib

 

[bluntmullet]

L

 

[EggKing]

Based af
Once i told some Becky to get a rhino asap