Arceus300's natural looksmaxxing guide (from Lookism)

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1) Diet maxing( no salt, healthy fat, proteines and eat enough carbs with lot of vegatables, drink at least 3L of water

2) exercice and be active

3) multivitamin + vitamin c maxing

4) sleep on your back and clean your nose

5) the morning apply ice pack on your face to debloat it


+ Bonus, did you notice that my hair are thicker smother and darker? 2 times a week doing a bath oil( with colza oil, argan oil and olive oil) apply it the evening on your hair and sleep like that and the morning wash your hair with shampoo and conditionner.


My looksmaxing journey has start, i will start retin a too and clean my skin+ im lifting hard
 
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Ground breaking
 
It's like when Hitler wrote Mein Kampf in jail.
 
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Man, what an IQ
 
Revolutionary
 
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Someone elab on wether the ice on face thing is legit
 
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props to him for not advocating low carb diet
 
wow icepacks me
 
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1) Diet maxing( no salt, healthy fat, proteines and eat enough carbs with lot of vegatables, drink at least 3L of water

2) exercice and be active

3) multivitamin + vitamin c maxing

4) sleep on your back and clean your nose

5) the morning apply ice pack on your face to debloat it


+ Bonus, did you notice that my hair are thicker smother and darker? 2 times a week doing a bath oil( with colza oil, argan oil and olive oil) apply it the evening on your hair and sleep like that and the morning wash your hair with shampoo and conditionner.


My looksmaxing journey has start, i will start retin a too and clean my skin+ im lifting hard
No salt is fucking stupid
 
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I don’t want May hair to be darker fuck you

Useless guide
 
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no salt is retarded

not only is it unhealthy but it will ironically bloat you
 
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And wash your penis.
wash face with smegma
beauty-blogger-tracy-kiss-feature.jpg
Someone elab on wether the ice on face thing is legit
I bought one of those masks, gonna turn into Bateman over next few months and see.
 
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why would I listen to a normie's looksmaxing advice
 
Bro I do everything besides the part about sleeping on my back
 
Will raise you 0.00001 points in looks, virtually useless
 
Will raise you 0.00001 points in looks, virtually useless
I mean if youre a fat fuck and need to lose weight, it could raise you 2-4 points depending on facial structure and skin quality etc.

But it's all stuff people should be doung as a part of their daily routine anyway.
 
Run for president.
 
It's a nice sunny day outside and I have no friends to enjoy this weather with. My life is literal hell.
 
Mog mog mogggg
 
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Can someone explain me the arceus meme?
 
ff3.gif
 
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don't forget naked selfies on the toilet and a pack a day
 
Equivalent to just take a shower bro.

Good skin and shit is 80% genetics.
 
HOW DID WE NEVER THINK OF THIS?
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1) Diet maxing( no salt, healthy fat, proteines and eat enough carbs with lot of vegatables, drink at least 3L of water

2) exercice and be active

3) multivitamin + vitamin c maxing

4) sleep on your back and clean your nose

5) the morning apply ice pack on your face to debloat it


+ Bonus, did you notice that my hair are thicker smother and darker? 2 times a week doing a bath oil( with colza oil, argan oil and olive oil) apply it the evening on your hair and sleep like that and the morning wash your hair with shampoo and conditionner.


My looksmaxing journey has start, i will start retin a too and clean my skin+ im lifting hard
You fucking retard you need sodium in your fucking diet salt is good for you
no salt is retarded

not only is it unhealthy but it will ironically bloat you
This
 
Someone elab on wether the ice on face thing is legit
100% fucking legit, short term at least. Once I came inside after a full morning of being out in the cold, looked in the mirror, and my zygos were popping like I've never seen them before. Went away after I'd say 3 hours.
 
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2 times a week take a bath in your local McDonalds fryer for ultimate oilyness
 
eat enough carbs with lot of vegatables, drink at least 3L of water
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Vegetables are a satanic illuminati experiment to keep us down, when you eat the toxins and antinootrient it flushes all the testosterone right out of your bodeee.

Also water was invented by coca-cola, it doesn't exist in naaaaaatuuure. I recommend drinking blooood instead.

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Vegetables are a satanic illuminati experiment to keep us down, when you eat the toxins and antinootrient it flushes all the testosterone right out of your bodeee.

Also water was invented by coca-cola, it doesn't exist in naaaaaatuuure. I recommend drinking blooood instead.

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This guy used to make runescape pvp videos lol
 
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low iq cope, cos doesn't adress bones
 
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Vegetables are a satanic illuminati experiment to keep us down, when you eat the toxins and antinootrient it flushes all the testosterone right out of your bodeee.

Also water was invented by coca-cola, it doesn't exist in naaaaaatuuure. I recommend drinking blooood instead.

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he literally went ER in his high school when he was young
 
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he literally went ER in his high school when he was young
Yeah I read that, him and @DarknLost would get along. I was making fun of sv3rige but I actually follow his nutritional advice as closely as I can with what I have.
 
wash face with smegma
beauty-blogger-tracy-kiss-feature.jpg

I bought one of those masks, gonna turn into Bateman over next few months and see.
Why does it look like jizz
 

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