ATTENTION ALL ROUNDFACECELS

[DarknLost]

Do you know how to say being naturally bloated in another way? Having a round face!
You are cursed buddy boyo.
No matter how much weight you lose,you can even Auschwitzmaxx,your bloated bone structure will stay the same retard
Its almost a death sentence,unless you are Zac Efron.
However one thing can save you,and its your HAIR.
Make sure you grow it out well,as a roundfacecel you have to hide your face with it as much as possible! (without looking like a retard ofc).
Long hair can hide your subhuman naturally bloated face,by giving the illusion of slimming it down.

NEVER EVER GET BACKSLICKED SHORT HAIR,UNLESS YOU WILL END UP LOOKING LIKE A RETARDED PIG.

ON THE OTHER HAND,IF YOU GET LONG HAIR,YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A PRETTYBOY SLAYER.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS WITH A ROUND FACE AND SHORT HAIR, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU SKINNY FAT FUCK?
GET CAFFEINE SHAMPOO SHAMPOO ASAP!

Yes,I know hair is frauding,but most models and celebs wouldn't look good bald anyways!

 

[Deleted member 483]

rick gif

 

[Zeus]

I was thinking of growing my hair out but they are all Scruffy and shit

 

[Einon]

I can't man.I'll get bullied at school for long hair.

 

[Hunter]

truly woe is me

 

[DarknLost]

I can't man.I'll get bullied at school for long hair.

Blast this

 

[Lorsss]

Do you know how to say being naturally bloated in another way? Having a round face!
You are cursed buddy boyo.
No matter how much weight you lose,you can even Auschwitzmaxx,your bloated bone structure will stay the same retard
Its almost a death sentence,unless you are Zac Efron.
However one thing can save you,and its your HAIR.
Make sure you grow it out well,as a roundfacecel you have to hide your face with it as much as possible! (without looking like a retard ofc).
Long hair can hide your subhuman naturally bloated face,by giving the illusion of slimming it down.

NEVER EVER GET BACKSLICKED SHORT HAIR,UNLESS YOU WILL END UP LOOKING LIKE A RETARDED PIG.
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ON THE OTHER HAND,IF YOU GET LONG HAIR,YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A PRETTYBOY SLAYER.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS WITH A ROUND FACE AND SHORT HAIR, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU SKINNY FAT FUCK?
GET CAFFEINE SHAMPOO SHAMPOO ASAP!

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Yes,I know hair is frauding,but most models and celebs wouldn't look good bald anyways!

just save money for fat removal surgery
a summer part-time job is enought to afford this kind of surgery

 

[ULTRATERAX63]

Young leo wasn't roundfacecel

 

[DarknLost]

just save money for fat removal surgery
a summer part-time job is enought to afford this kind of surgery

wont do shit,at most times its not even noticable

 

[Achathin]

Hair is so important

 

[Acnno]

This post is grammatically incorrect.

 

[DarknLost]

This post is grammatically incorrect.

JFL at caring about grammar on the internet
Incel trait

 

[LegendOfIncel]

I can't man.I'll get bullied at school for long hair.

Beyond over

 

[reptiles]

Do you know how to say being naturally bloated in another way? Having a round face!
You are cursed buddy boyo.
No matter how much weight you lose,you can even Auschwitzmaxx,your bloated bone structure will stay the same retard
Its almost a death sentence,unless you are Zac Efron.
However one thing can save you,and its your HAIR.
Make sure you grow it out well,as a roundfacecel you have to hide your face with it as much as possible! (without looking like a retard ofc).
Long hair can hide your subhuman naturally bloated face,by giving the illusion of slimming it down.

NEVER EVER GET BACKSLICKED SHORT HAIR,UNLESS YOU WILL END UP LOOKING LIKE A RETARDED PIG.
View attachment 68934

ON THE OTHER HAND,IF YOU GET LONG HAIR,YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A PRETTYBOY SLAYER.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS WITH A ROUND FACE AND SHORT HAIR, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU SKINNY FAT FUCK?
GET CAFFEINE SHAMPOO SHAMPOO ASAP!

View attachment 68938




Yes,I know hair is frauding,but most models and celebs wouldn't look good bald anyways!

Depend's on age on how much he can cope mewing work's to 25.Their is fagga that is proven to work and does increase aesthetic face.facepulling also exists along with maxiofacial pulling it is possible for actual chad jawline the rest gurantee that this 1 it is possible.You have wider jaw based on diet meat based diet's have wider jaw's.Last 1 is surgery the only 1 that can truly cure everthing is lefort 3 so you have option's and long hair make's you look like a fag without a godlike lower 3rd women like masculine feature's in the west if your trying to attract east asian women then to the exact opposite round face's are seen as cute and pinnacle in the Asian nation's look at kike pop

 

[Okiwaga]

Thats bullshit fi yo ucan feel fat on the face that fat can be removed with diet and drugs

 

[Acnno]

JFL at caring about grammar on the internet
Incel trait

You dare disturb my rest with your disgusting reply?

 

[Chintuck22]

I can't man.I'll get bullied at school for long hair.

Are you slav?

 

[invisiblecel]

Long hair doesn't look good if your hair is very dark ( no other tones)

 

[Einon]

Are you slav?

Yes

Yes,I know hair is frauding,but most models and celebs wouldn't look good bald anyways!

Been growing myhair out for some time now.
Legit good advice

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

just get jaw implants if you have a round face for angularity

 

[Chintuck22]

Yes

Been growing myhair out for some time now.
Legit good advice

Well, in any slavic country going short hair is normal, if you don't do what is considerate 'normal', you will get bullied aswell, that's how balkan works

 

[Einon]

Well, in any slavic country going short hair is normal, if you don't do what is considerate 'normal', you will get bullied aswell, that's how balkan works

Sadly.

 

[Chintuck22]

just get jaw implants if you have a round face for angularity

Just chew brah