Best way to Ascend 1 PSL in 1 minute

[LowTrust]

Get a buzzcut, buzzcuts are masculine and girls LOVE masculine guys, girls know you are an honest guy because you aren't having to fraud with hair and girls love honest guys, but it also gives you badboy halo especially if you have eyebrow slit with that, it goes really well with muscle and girls love it

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@GamerCel

 

[mortis]

some users are so retarded i wonder why they are still alive to their adulthood.

 

[Deleted member 16515]

bro is setting us up

 

[goldpill]

There will be a greycel out there who does this

 

[looksmidder]

Get a buzzcut, buzzcuts are masculine and girls LOVE masculine guys, girls know you are an honest guy because you aren't having to fraud with hair and girls love honest guys, but it also gives you badboy halo especially if you have eyebrow slit with that, it goes really well with muscle and girls love it

Spoiler: Tagging Haircels

@GamerCel

valid tbh i have a mid hairline and i'm still planning to get one since it can clear up your skin and improve your hair in the long run if its damaged, and let you try out a shit ton of diff styles as you grow it out (if you decide to). plus i'm sick of long hair ngl

 

[kriz44]

Get a buzzcut, buzzcuts are masculine and girls LOVE masculine guys, girls know you are an honest guy because you aren't having to fraud with hair and girls love honest guys, but it also gives you badboy halo especially if you have eyebrow slit with that, it goes really well with muscle and girls love it

Spoiler: Tagging Haircels

@GamerCel

People will think your trolling but it's pretty true especially when you're dating girls that are 21+ range. Obviously this will work only if you have a decent hairline and not a huge forehead. Seen a lot of girls on tiktok thirst over guys with buzz cut and blue or green eyes. This works for blonde guys surprisingly well too

 

[forevermirin]

People will think your trolling but it's pretty true especially when you're dating girls that are 21+ range. Obviously this will work only if you have a decent hairline and not a huge forehead. Seen a lot of girls on tiktok thirst over guys with buzz cut and blue or green eyes. This works for blonde guys surprisingly well too

jfl at the jfl copers this is actually good advice but will get slept on by the volcels on here

 

[ㅤ$ㅤ ㅤ]

it worked ty OP

 

[LowTrust]

it worked ty OP

you look great bro! what is your chewing and bonesmash routine?

 

[SoundnVision]

Im getting more stares than ever after growing my fringe

 

[Ragnar]

yes OP is right i actually rated various times between 1-2psl but after buzzcut and a eyebrow cut i ascended to 6psl all the jbs cold approach me when im in the streets and suck me off in public

 

[5.5psl]

Bonesmashing helps too !
Make sure to hit your forehead hard af with a hammer to grow your brow ridge

 

[Artemis]

some users are so retarded i wonder why they are still alive to their adulthood.

It is because they never leave their basement.

Fewer chances to die a stupid death for a stupid reason, like touching a high voltage cable

 

[GamerCel]

@DarkTetrad

 

[Whatashame]

Get a buzzcut, buzzcuts are masculine and girls LOVE masculine guys, girls know you are an honest guy because you aren't having to fraud with hair and girls love honest guys, but it also gives you badboy halo especially if you have eyebrow slit with that, it goes really well with muscle and girls love it

Spoiler: Tagging Haircels

@GamerCel

threads like that should be bannable

 

[Deleted member 1901]

Buzz cuts take longer than 1 minute. And more like descend by 1PSL

 

[sub5outsider]

thats kinda true depends on the country

 

[AverageEnjoyer]

Done...now what?

 

[LowTrust]

Done...now what?

shave eyebrows off, eyebrows are feminine so girls do not like them

 

[Deleted member 1901]

shave eyebrows off, eyebrows are feminine so girls do not like them

You’re trolling.

 

[5.5psl]

You’re trolling.

He's serious
Try shaving them off you will get to know yourself !!
Eyebrows literally make you look soy af and shouldn't be there at all for a man
Eyebrowshaving imo is one of the best looksmax

 

[marek937]

You’re trolling.

Shaving off eyelashes also boosts your PSL

 

[HiddenUzer]

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Asian Americans Are Asian Enough - Washington Square News

Last Monday, WSN published an op-ed by NYU student Ryan Moon titled “Struggling to Define Asian-American in 2019.” I experienced a sense of indignation as I read Moon’s claim that “the imitation of white culture that Asian Americans call their identity is embarrassing.” An all too familiar sense...

nyunews.com

ok but why tf did this article use a deformed asian lmao

 

[HiddenUzer]

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Asian Americans Are Asian Enough - Washington Square News

Last Monday, WSN published an op-ed by NYU student Ryan Moon titled “Struggling to Define Asian-American in 2019.” I experienced a sense of indignation as I read Moon’s claim that “the imitation of white culture that Asian Americans call their identity is embarrassing.” An all too familiar sense...

nyunews.com

ok but why tf did this article use a deformed asian lmao

 

[BrownEyesWD]

Genius idea, please everyone get a buzz cut and maintain it for life

 

[marek937]

Genius idea, please everyone get a buzz cut and maintain it for life

While taking fin+min

 

[Deleted member 20064]

True, I got a buzz cut and ascended 1psl.