Brutal height pill

[Michael Myers]

Someone asked me what my height was. I said I’m 5’10” and she said “no, you’re 5’8”, I know because my ex-gf was your height.”

Brutally joever. Due to unattractive / ugly face failo, they thought I was shorter than I was.

Normally people guesstimate me at 5’11” but I say I’m 5’10” instead to be humble, but I got humblemaxxed by the other person instead.

JFL.

 

[Narcissus🥀]

Brutally joever. Due to unattractive / ugly face failo, they thought I was shorter than I was

It has nothing to do with face, prolly just frame or skull size and body proportions

 

[Michael Myers]

It has nothing to do with face, prolly just frame or skull size and body proportions
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But I have longer legs and a shorter torso. And also longer arms.

 

[Michael Myers]

@TechnoBoss nightmare fuel

 

[gooner23]

women love to jester

 

[Narcissus🥀]

But I have longer legs and a shorter torso. And also longer arms.

Yeah sure thing.
Get mogged by gigachad Snorlax.


Also jfl I didn't know that Charizard was short lol, not even it's Chad face can save it.

 

[Michael Myers]

women love to jester
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She claimed to be on the spectrum.

 

[Michael Myers]

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Yeah sure thing.
Get mogged by gigachad Snorlax.


Also jfl I didn't know that Charizard was short lol, not even it's Chad face can save it.

Snorlax has frame halo.

 

[TechnoBoss]

@TechnoBoss nightmare fuel

 

[dopaminebeyondfried]

shoulve slammed that cucks skull into the ground

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

But I have longer legs and a shorter torso. And also longer arms.

 

[shieldzz]

Gengar : Sanasaaaa

 

[moggathon]

But I have longer legs and a shorter torso. And also longer arms.

ape pheno

 

[seethe]

I would've slapped her, mirin self control

 

[Michael Myers]

shoulve slammed that cucks skull into the ground

It was an attractive woman. HTB.

 

[Michael Myers]

I would've slapped her, mirin self control

She was a guest, couldn’t just unleash my incel rage (even if she was native I wouldn’t have done anything because I’m low T).

 

[apocalypse]

Over ngl
I tell people I’m 6’4 and they don’t believe me, saying I must be 6’6 at least

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Jfl probably a height insecure woman larping shorter than she really is. Should’ve just told him that’s what you measured and his ex gf probably lied

 

[Michael Myers]

Over ngl
I tell people I’m 6’4 and they don’t believe me, saying I must be 6’6 at least

And what’s your actual height?

 

[Michael Myers]

Jfl probably a height insecure woman larping shorter than she really is. Should’ve just told him that’s what you measured and his ex gf probably lied

Yeah, but she was a guest + on the spectrum so I didn’t want to argue with her.

 

[apocalypse]

And what’s your actual height?

6’4

 

[Michael Myers]

6’4

Mogs me.