Eating while pooping

[Clavicular]

I was eating a chipotle bowl while shitting due to the fact that i was late to meet a pal for a workout, and i was wondering how much would i have to eat to be able to continuously poop? If i sat on the throne for 4 hours while slamming fast food, would i be able to keep a stream of shit flowing? Could this be the new meta for weight loss because you are constantly shitting out the waste while retaining nutrients, shitmaxxing to the next level. I want to POOP for hours straight. The people convincing you this is a bad idea are jews and they dont want you to ascend. Am i crazy or onto something?

 

[Clavicular]

High iq shitters only pls no unserious replies

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

Why tf are you eating that right before a workout?

 

[Clavicular]

Why tf are you eating that right before a workout?

I always like to eat a mix of carbs protein and fat before a workout, then i drink a white monster to poop it out. It’s genius you retain the nutrients and excrete the waste, super high iq preworkout ritual.

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

I always like to eat a mix of carbs protein and fat before a workout, then i drink a white monster to poop it out. It’s genius you retain the nutrients and excrete the waste, super high iq preworkout ritual.

I usually eat a meal like that atleast like 2 hrs before then a snack about 30 minutes before. Do you not feel like shit since your body is trying to digest all that shit while your trying to lift?

 

[moggathon]

I was eating a chipotle bowl while shitting due to the fact that i was late to meet a pal for a workout, and i was wondering how much would i have to eat to be able to continuously poop? If i sat on the throne for 4 hours while slamming fast food, would i be able to keep a stream of shit flowing? Could this be the new meta for weight loss because you are constantly shitting out the waste while retaining nutrients, shitmaxxing to the next level. I want to POOP for hours straight. The people convincing you this is a bad idea are jews and they dont want you to ascend. Am i crazy or onto something?

This could only work if you have a subhuman bowel and digestive system. Borderline nigger tier.

 

[radicalrationalist]

how do you deal with the smell? does chipotle smell like shit? is that why you're not affected? my shit smells like death and decay

 

[PSL Accuracy]

I was eating a chipotle bowl while shitting due to the fact that i was late to meet a pal for a workout, and i was wondering how much would i have to eat to be able to continuously poop? If i sat on the throne for 4 hours while slamming fast food, would i be able to keep a stream of shit flowing? Could this be the new meta for weight loss because you are constantly shitting out the waste while retaining nutrients, shitmaxxing to the next level. I want to POOP for hours straight. The people convincing you this is a bad idea are jews and they dont want you to ascend. Am i crazy or onto something?

lmao my little brother actually brings food to the bathroom and eats that shit while he uses it

 

[Clavicular]

I usually eat a meal like that atleast like 2 hrs before then a snack about 30 minutes before. Do you not feel like shit since your body is trying to digest all that shit while your trying to lift?

Nah i take a big preworkout dose of caffeine and shit it all out

 

[moggathon]

how do you deal with the smell? does chipotle smell like shit? is that why you're not affected? my shit smells like death and decay

Subhuman

 

[Clavicular]

how do you deal with the smell? does chipotle smell like shit? is that why you're not affected? my shit smells like death and decay

Idk nigga i just deal tbh

 

[Clavicular]

lmao my little brother actually brings food to the bathroom and eats that shit while he uses it

He my twin fr

 

[synock21]

kys
legit dont shit where you eat

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

I was eating a chipotle bowl while shitting due to the fact that i was late to meet a pal for a workout, and i was wondering how much would i have to eat to be able to continuously poop? If i sat on the throne for 4 hours while slamming fast food, would i be able to keep a stream of shit flowing? Could this be the new meta for weight loss because you are constantly shitting out the waste while retaining nutrients, shitmaxxing to the next level. I want to POOP for hours straight. The people convincing you this is a bad idea are jews and they dont want you to ascend. Am i crazy or onto something?

kys pls, not even ur looks halo effect is enough for you to get away with admitting sometihng as outrageous as this

 

[NorwoodAscender]

high iq thoughts tbh

 

[Clavicular]

kys
legit dont shit where you eat

Ok faggot

 

[Clavicular]

high iq thoughts tbh

Thanks bhai

 

[Clavicular]

kys pls, not even ur looks halo effect is enough for you to get away with admitting sometihng as outrageous as this

Lmfao bro didnt see my other threads if ur outraged by this

 

[αδιαφορία]

I was eating a chipotle bowl while shitting due to the fact that i was late to meet a pal for a workout, and i was wondering how much would i have to eat to be able to continuously poop? If i sat on the throne for 4 hours while slamming fast food, would i be able to keep a stream of shit flowing? Could this be the new meta for weight loss because you are constantly shitting out the waste while retaining nutrients, shitmaxxing to the next level. I want to POOP for hours straight. The people convincing you this is a bad idea are jews and they dont want you to ascend. Am i crazy or onto something?

If you ate really slowly or if you have a crazy fast metabolism it could work

 

[deadmanwalking]

Tag all the Indians on here they can answer this question the best @mayo mogger @BrahminBoss @the BULL @Manchild

 

[willsoooomasculine]

I was eating a chipotle bowl while shitting due to the fact that i was late to meet a pal for a workout, and i was wondering how much would i have to eat to be able to continuously poop? If i sat on the throne for 4 hours while slamming fast food, would i be able to keep a stream of shit flowing? Could this be the new meta for weight loss because you are constantly shitting out the waste while retaining nutrients, shitmaxxing to the next level. I want to POOP for hours straight. The people convincing you this is a bad idea are jews and they dont want you to ascend. Am i crazy or onto something?

if you have a high metabolism yes but youll have to be on a consistent eat every 20 minutes for a week jfl

 

[Samsepioler]

nigga. holy fuck kys.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

how do you deal with the smell? does chipotle smell like shit? is that why you're not affected? my shit smells like death and decay

youre eating wrong, your shit is supposed to have no smell

 

[UZB_Strebl]

I was eating a chipotle bowl while shitting due to the fact that i was late to meet a pal for a workout, and i was wondering how much would i have to eat to be able to continuously poop? If i sat on the throne for 4 hours while slamming fast food, would i be able to keep a stream of shit flowing? Could this be the new meta for weight loss because you are constantly shitting out the waste while retaining nutrients, shitmaxxing to the next level. I want to POOP for hours straight. The people convincing you this is a bad idea are jews and they dont want you to ascend. Am i crazy or onto something?

@edgemaxx further proves my claims that it’s impossible for Chad to be funny

 

[Samsepioler]

@edgemaxx further proves my claims that it’s impossible for Chad to be funny

u think im not funny?

 

[UZB_Strebl]

u think im not funny?

Ur not a chad ur ugly ash im sorry for hyping u up

 

[Samsepioler]

Ur not a chad ur ugly ash im sorry for hyping u up

kill yourself truecel curry

 

[mayo mogger]

Tag all the Indians on here they can answer this question the best @mayo mogger @BrahminBoss @the BULL @Manchild

Idk man this posted by a cumskin , for further elaboration we would pass this on to the arabs

 

[deadmanwalking]

Idk man this posted by a cumskin , for further elaboration we would pass this on to the arabs

@Bzz @MaghrebGator @SyrianPsycho any thoughts?

 

[Clavicular]

nigga. holy fuck kys.

Fuck u

 

[Clavicular]

@edgemaxx further proves my claims that it’s impossible for Chad to be funny

This was funny and im jot a chad

 

[Samsepioler]

Fuck u

the fucking poop particles are going in ur food and ur eating it nigga

 

[Agendum]

I was eating a chipotle bowl while shitting due to the fact that i was late to meet a pal for a workout, and i was wondering how much would i have to eat to be able to continuously poop? If i sat on the throne for 4 hours while slamming fast food, would i be able to keep a stream of shit flowing? Could this be the new meta for weight loss because you are constantly shitting out the waste while retaining nutrients, shitmaxxing to the next level. I want to POOP for hours straight. The people convincing you this is a bad idea are jews and they dont want you to ascend. Am i crazy or onto something?

Hmmmm, would depend on the stomach acids but if you mixed it with laxatives, maybe you can ascend to eternal shitter.

Inflammation might halt your progress.

 

[Clavicular]

Hmmmm, would depend on the stomach acids but if you mixed it with laxatives, maybe you can ascend to eternal shitter.

Inflammation might halt your progress.

Thanks for srs reply

 

[Clavicular]

the fucking poop particles are going in ur food and ur eating it nigga

Idc nigga

 

[UZB_Strebl]

Idc nigga

@edgemaxx i though u we’re autistic this guy literally eats his own shit lmfao

 

[Clavicular]

@edgemaxx i though u we’re autistic this guy literally eats his own shit lmfao

Im shitmaxxing bro hop on the wave

 

[NumbThePain]

Your body always consumes calories when eating, even if you puke or shit it out

 

[UZB_Strebl]

Im shitmaxxing bro hop on the wave

See point proven Chad can’t be funny so he has to make poop jokes @edgemaxx

 

[Clavicular]

See point proven Chad can’t be funny so he has to make poop jokes @edgemaxx

My poop posts mog all ur low iq splurging