Getting a haircut is suifuel for autists

Lulleko said:
How did It get so bad that you can't converse with your parents, just go full sperg mode they already lived with you 18+ years.
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what would i have in common with 2 50 year olds

how is this a real question, brb omw to talk about lookism with 2 retarded gen x'rs
 
Clavicular said:
what would i have in common with 2 50 year olds

how is this a real question, brb omw to talk about lookism with 2 retarded gen x'rs
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I didn't ask of you to chitchat your own parents, from the way you worded it I thought you had issues holding basic conversations like talking about your future and such.
 
Lulleko said:
I didn't ask of you to chitchat your own parents, from the way you worded it I thought you had issues holding basic conversations like talking about your future and such.
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I do have a hard time with that kinda shit thats why i dont talk to my parents almost ever. I purposefully eat at odd times throughout the day to avoid having to interact with them
 
Clavicular said:
I do have a hard time with that kinda shit thats why i dont talk to my parents almost ever. I purposefully eat at odd times throughout the day to avoid having to interact with them
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maybe I misjudged you since we are on the same boat, each time I have dinner with my parents I only speak when asked a question.
 
i used to hate this so much but i find it so easy with my new barber, doesn't matter tho because sitting, waiting in the shop is so painful pretending i'm on my phone when it's not even on
 
Lulleko said:
maybe I misjudged you since we are on the same boat, each time I have dinner with my parents I only speak when asked a question.
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I recommend eating at like 4 so u dont have to sit with them. I usually sit in the gym locker room on my phone after working out to not be at home
kiyopon said:
i used to hate this so much but i find it so easy with my new barber, doesn't matter tho because sitting, waiting in the shop is so painful pretending i'm on my phone when it's not even on
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Yea I always just wear airpods without music even playing (airpods fry ur brain)
 
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Clavicular said:
I dread getting a haircut because i have to try to talk to this women awkwardly for like 30 minutes, its very difficult for me to interact with people but for 30 minutes straight??? This is fucking torture how difficult it is.

Id rather look homeless than have to talk to someone for 30 minutes straight god i wanna ropemaxx.
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Go rape ur barber :feelsokman:
 
i cut my hair myself to save money but its also great to not have to go to Hairdresser
 
Even nt people hate haircuts. They're legit sui inducing. You have to force convo and stare at yourself in a mirror that magnifies flaws. Everyone hates it.
 
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What haircut to stop balding saar?
 
Stop fucking saying ropemaxx nigga
 
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Ur not one of us nigga
 
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Even nt people hate haircuts. They're legit sui inducing. You have to force convo and stare at yourself in a mirror that magnifies flaws. Everyone hates it.
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No, you don't have to, you can stay silent.
 
Clavicular said:
That is super awkward
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New Poster said:
That is super awkward
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Not really, NT people can sit around other people comfortably without having to fill the silence with meaningless chit-chat. Only if you're autistic you might think that if you don't babble it's somehow bad, this could be from negative reinforcement from other social situations when you didn't know what to say, or others didn't want to talk to you, but the situation is different here since you're a client getting a service, you don't really have to say anything and neither the hair stylist, in fact if she/he is good with people, she will try to make the experience pleasant, initiate a conversation if you look like the talking type or not say much if you seem silent and like you don't want to be bothered.
 
Gonthar said:
Not really, NT people can sit around other people comfortably without having to fill the silence with meaningless chit-chat. Only if you're autistic you might think that if you don't babble it's somehow bad, this could be from negative reinforcement from other social situations when you didn't know what to say, or others didn't want to talk to you, but the situation is different here since you're a client getting a service, you don't really have to say anything and neither the hair stylist, in fact if she/he is good with people, she will try to make the experience pleasant, initiate a conversation if you look like the talking type or not say much if you seem silent and like you don't want to be bothered.
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i just feel so wierd like im supposed to be saying something
 
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I cut my own hair and it comes out perfect
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Gonthar said:
Not really, NT people can sit around other people comfortably without having to fill the silence with meaningless chit-chat. Only if you're autistic you might think that if you don't babble it's somehow bad, this could be from negative reinforcement from other social situations when you didn't know what to say, or others didn't want to talk to you, but the situation is different here since you're a client getting a service, you don't really have to say anything and neither the hair stylist, in fact if she/he is good with people, she will try to make the experience pleasant, initiate a conversation if you look like the talking type or not say much if you seem silent and like you don't want to be bothered.
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Being able to small talk to fill silence is like lvl 1 NTness. If you can't do that, you're turboaspie and will be viewed as weird. It doesn't mean you have to constantly talk, but some conversation is a mandatory nt check.
 
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30 minute haircuts? :ROFLMAO:
 
New Poster said:
Being able to small talk to fill silence is like lvl 1 NTness. If you can't do that, you're turboaspie and will be viewed as weird. It doesn't mean you have to constantly talk, but some conversation is a mandatory nt check.
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fuck man i quite literally DREAD this, im so aspie
 
Female barbers are unironically better for white hair. I have a middle part slickback and go to an upscale salon, none of that fade shit.

For this kind of style, male barbers always go too aggressive and choppy, and make the lines too sharp. Female barbers know how to cut more gracefully and make the final product look a lot more natural. Probably a difference in “gaze” or whatever.

Finally, female barbers are also much more fun to talk to, mine is a fairly attractive British brunette and her accent is super cute.
 
Monte Carlo said:
Female barbers are unironically better for white hair. I have a middle part slickback and go to an upscale salon, none of that fade shit.

For this kind of style, male barbers always go too aggressive and choppy, and make the lines too sharp. Female barbers know how to cut more gracefully and make the final product look a lot more natural. Probably a difference in “gaze” or whatever.

Finally, female barbers are also much more fun to talk to, mine is a fairly attractive British brunette and her accent is super cute.
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fakecel detected, your not one of us if u like talking to women
 
Clavicular said:
Tyler maher is a god on earth, barrett is a gay SFS victim whos only 177 cm
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Lol sure barrett is taller and better frame he would bully tf out of maher if they went to school
 
LeonidasGui said:
Lol sure barrett is taller and better frame he would bully tf out of maher if they went to school
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maher is a 6'4 frame god JFL are u retarded?
 
Clavicular said:
fakecel detected, your not one of us if u like talking to women
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I’m not an incel haha, I’ve been dating my girlfriend from prep school to university, we got into the same one. Probably will ask her to get engaged in a few years, she’s the love of my life.

I originally joined this forum for skincare tips but the offtopic content is hilarious, and offers a kind of free speech that is hard to find on the internet these days.

Honestly too many ethnics on here, but the white users are all super chill. Your posts are carrying this forum.
 
Clavicular said:
i just feel so wierd like im supposed to be saying something
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You aren't...
New Poster said:
Being able to small talk to fill silence is like lvl 1 NTness. If you can't do that, you're turboaspie and will be viewed as weird. It doesn't mean you have to constantly talk, but some conversation is a mandatory nt check.
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That is in other social situations, where you will meet people again(school, work, social circles, etc.) not when you're going to get a service, in fact the person providing the service should be the one who initiate that if he wants repeat customers.
 
Gonthar said:
You aren't...

That is in other social situations, where you will meet people again(school, work, social circles, etc.) not when you're going to get a service, in fact the person providing the service should be the one who initiate that if he wants repeat customers.
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If you get a haircut in stone silence from start to finish, you're aspie af, and lol at your autistic economic understanding of social interactions. It's not about who is "providing the service" dumbass. It's about what feels comfortable to a NT person. Staring straight ahead and staying silent feels weird to people.
 
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Clavicular said:
I dread getting a haircut because i have to try to talk to this women awkwardly for like 30 minutes, its very difficult for me to interact with people but for 30 minutes straight??? This is fucking torture how difficult it is.

Id rather look homeless than have to talk to someone for 30 minutes straight god i wanna ropemaxx.
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Is that you in your pfp
 
Clavicular said:
Dude talking to people for over 15 seconds is dreadful, i cant even talk to my parents for more than 1 minute without it being wierd
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You can talk to me for 12 hours straight without it being weird
 
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If you get a haircut in stone silence from start to finish, you're aspie af, and lol at your autistic economic understanding of social interactions. It's not about who is "providing the service" dumbass. It's about what feels comfortable to a NT person. Staring straight ahead and staying silent feels weird to people.
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I don't know where you're from, but here people don't talk in barbershops, there are usually other people waiting and some getting serviced by other barbers, and everyone is quiet and when it's your turn you get on the chair until the barber finishes with you, and it would be just weird if you would start to chat out of the blue...
 
Gonthar said:
I don't know where you're from, but here people don't talk in barbershops, there are usually other people waiting and some getting serviced by other barbers, and everyone is quiet and when it's your turn you get on the chair until the barber finishes with you, and it would be just weird if you would start to chat out of the blue...
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Not sure what shithole you're from, but in any reasonably middle class area some convo is expected.
 
Clavicular said:
I dread getting a haircut because i have to try to talk to this women awkwardly for like 30 minutes, its very difficult for me to interact with people but for 30 minutes straight??? This is fucking torture how difficult it is.

Id rather look homeless than have to talk to someone for 30 minutes straight god i wanna ropemaxx.
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Nigga why don't you just let your hair grow ?
 
Clavicular said:
Dude talking to people for over 15 seconds is dreadful, i cant even talk to my parents for more than 1 minute without it being wierd
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Weren’t you talking to a Dr and his nurse for like and hour about bonesmashing?
 
Clavicular said:
I dread getting a haircut because i have to try to talk to this women awkwardly for like 30 minutes, its very difficult for me to interact with people but for 30 minutes straight??? This is fucking torture how difficult it is.

Id rather look homeless than have to talk to someone for 30 minutes straight god i wanna ropemaxx.
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I don’t mind the small talk, it’s just I usually look worse for the next 2-3 months afterwards
 
Clavicular said:
mirin i wish i had the skills for that
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I just buzz my sides to a bowl cut and use scissors to form it to mogger curtains

It is that easy. All those times spending 30-40 for a shitty haircut seems so wasted now
 
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I usually get a haircut once every 8 months because I am too scared to talk to the barber until I run out of things to say and it gets awkward.
Actually torture
 
Use1ess said:
I usually get a haircut once every 8 months because I am too scared to talk to the barber until I run out of things to say and it gets awkward.
Actually torture
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That’s honestly sad to read , don’t be like that bro
 
Just close your eyes and they should get the hint
 
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