Got approached by foid while dog walking

forevermirin

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Dogwalking pill is real guys, today an HTB decided to come introduce herself.

She was also walking her dog (a bulldog) while I walked mine (a great dane).

I probably looked like shit bc i just woke up and was in my night suit but it probably helped because i didn't say too much and ruin it.

She kept asking questions. Started off with my dog - how old is he? what does he eat? etc.

Then she began complimenting my dog - "he's so tall!".

Almost instincitively I said "gone on the family!". She laughed, then she started asking me questions.

I told her my name and shit, found out she was visiting family, but was still kinda sleepy and needed my coffee so i said to my dog, "lets go, enough wasting time".

she was a bit shocked, but then said "give me your number, we should let them play sometime". i said "uh yeah sure, put yours in".

she did. i haven't texted her yet and don't think i will. i need to move out of my parents place first.

but yeah, just walk dogs pilled again.
 
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Bullshit You Lie GIF by Travis
 
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I’ve seen dogs with bigger dicks than me. Nothing makes me want to kill myself more
 
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Fuck you
 
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dogpilled
 
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why doesnt this ever happen to me when i was walking my dog? girls would change directions all the tme
 
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why doesnt this ever happen to me when i was walking my dog? girls would change directions all the tme
my dog probably mogs yours
 
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dogmax. org I see your subtle negging game. Should have straight up challenged her to a pokemon battle.
 
Only because you were walking a dog.
 

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