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Yesterday marks the beginning of the end for me.
I went to an undisclosed underground techno club in central Copenhagen yesterday. I waited in line for 10 mins with my friend, and we paid entrance of about 125DKK each (around 25$)
I didn’t know what to expect, but she told me the people were nice and the drugs were good
Fast forward an hour of us dancing, we decide to chill a bit in the smokers room. My friend told me she would go to ask random guys for cocaine, and I told her I would just sit and have a smoke. I ask these two women sitting in a leather couch for a lighter, one of them looks like a swamp hag and the other is a cute lawyer with nice tits and a firm ass (although roastie on this forum due to her being 30)
I was pretty fucked, but after 10 mins of talking she asks in Danish “so are you gonna kiss me or what” (tbh I didn’t plan to initially due to being with my friend, but I thought fuck it to myself since she hadn’t returned anyway)
Let me tell you that this woman was extremely fucking horny. As I kissed her she pulled my hand to her panties and asked me to rub her (I estimate there were about 15 other ppl in the room, but all of them were fucked so yeah).
She tells me that there is a fucking sex room in the club… (wtf)
Tbh at this point I wanted to just go home with her, but she insisted we fucked in that room..
Fast forward to me drunkenly stumbling into the sex room with my sock lifts, and I realise something.. this putrid chamber is just 3 close quarter rooms filled with gays sucking and fucking each other, and there is a 50 year old guy in a latex suit getting railed by a nigger
So.. at this point I just want to leave the club, my mood had died completely. But she really insists and keeps pulling me to her, whispering stuff like “this has always been my fantasy”, “just focus on me and not them” (jfl at this bitch, there is a guy standing literally 1m from the leather bed we are in jerking his dick)
Anyway, I am a trooper, so I pull down my pants and tell her to suck me off while I close my eyes. After 5 mins I am finally starting to get into it, and I can feel my erection getting strong enough to pound her. I pull her head away, and this is where it goes horribly fucking wrong. As I lay down and penetrate her missionary, this guy who was jerking his cock jams his finger in my asshole. I yell out. In a higher pitch that I would like to admit. I turn around and push him and ask what the fuck he is doing. This faggot just smirks at me.
At this point I almost completely sobered up, and I realise from my friends texts that I have been gone for over an hour as it was 4 am.
this bitch I was gonna fuck keeps telling me that she’s sorry and bla bla, and this faggot has already left, so I decide to just go meet my friend and tell her what happened and I’m going home. She is a nice girl, but let me tell u she is dumb as a brick. this is what she fucking writes me today:
translation: “I don’t hope your boundaries were crossed at the club…” nigger I had my asshole fingered wtf do u think
Anyways.. if something ever good came out of this night, it was the fact that I met a 23 y/o Syrian/turkish mix girl on the way home, who was extremely cute. She approached me at the metro and asked if I was going in the same direction as her drunk friend, since she wanted to make sure she got home safely. I told her I was going in the opposite direction, to which she said she was as well.
I chat with her on the way home, and she is actually extremely nice and clever as well (which is a huge turn on for me) and we end up sitting in a park at 6am making out and smoking her cigs
I wrote her today asking her if she wanted to eat together, but she told me she had plans with her friends, but that we would do something one of these days (idk if it will happen, prolly not but we will see)
Anyways thank you for coming to my tedtalk
Tagging the yakhis
@poopoohead @Akhi @ascension @TRUE_CEL @AspiringMogger @rand anon @SurgeryEnjoyer
I went to an undisclosed underground techno club in central Copenhagen yesterday. I waited in line for 10 mins with my friend, and we paid entrance of about 125DKK each (around 25$)
I didn’t know what to expect, but she told me the people were nice and the drugs were good
Fast forward an hour of us dancing, we decide to chill a bit in the smokers room. My friend told me she would go to ask random guys for cocaine, and I told her I would just sit and have a smoke. I ask these two women sitting in a leather couch for a lighter, one of them looks like a swamp hag and the other is a cute lawyer with nice tits and a firm ass (although roastie on this forum due to her being 30)
I was pretty fucked, but after 10 mins of talking she asks in Danish “so are you gonna kiss me or what” (tbh I didn’t plan to initially due to being with my friend, but I thought fuck it to myself since she hadn’t returned anyway)
Let me tell you that this woman was extremely fucking horny. As I kissed her she pulled my hand to her panties and asked me to rub her (I estimate there were about 15 other ppl in the room, but all of them were fucked so yeah).
She tells me that there is a fucking sex room in the club… (wtf)
Tbh at this point I wanted to just go home with her, but she insisted we fucked in that room..
Fast forward to me drunkenly stumbling into the sex room with my sock lifts, and I realise something.. this putrid chamber is just 3 close quarter rooms filled with gays sucking and fucking each other, and there is a 50 year old guy in a latex suit getting railed by a nigger
So.. at this point I just want to leave the club, my mood had died completely. But she really insists and keeps pulling me to her, whispering stuff like “this has always been my fantasy”, “just focus on me and not them” (jfl at this bitch, there is a guy standing literally 1m from the leather bed we are in jerking his dick)
Anyway, I am a trooper, so I pull down my pants and tell her to suck me off while I close my eyes. After 5 mins I am finally starting to get into it, and I can feel my erection getting strong enough to pound her. I pull her head away, and this is where it goes horribly fucking wrong. As I lay down and penetrate her missionary, this guy who was jerking his cock jams his finger in my asshole. I yell out. In a higher pitch that I would like to admit. I turn around and push him and ask what the fuck he is doing. This faggot just smirks at me.
At this point I almost completely sobered up, and I realise from my friends texts that I have been gone for over an hour as it was 4 am.
this bitch I was gonna fuck keeps telling me that she’s sorry and bla bla, and this faggot has already left, so I decide to just go meet my friend and tell her what happened and I’m going home. She is a nice girl, but let me tell u she is dumb as a brick. this is what she fucking writes me today:
translation: “I don’t hope your boundaries were crossed at the club…” nigger I had my asshole fingered wtf do u think
Anyways.. if something ever good came out of this night, it was the fact that I met a 23 y/o Syrian/turkish mix girl on the way home, who was extremely cute. She approached me at the metro and asked if I was going in the same direction as her drunk friend, since she wanted to make sure she got home safely. I told her I was going in the opposite direction, to which she said she was as well.
I chat with her on the way home, and she is actually extremely nice and clever as well (which is a huge turn on for me) and we end up sitting in a park at 6am making out and smoking her cigs
I wrote her today asking her if she wanted to eat together, but she told me she had plans with her friends, but that we would do something one of these days (idk if it will happen, prolly not but we will see)
Anyways thank you for coming to my tedtalk
Tagging the yakhis
@poopoohead @Akhi @ascension @TRUE_CEL @AspiringMogger @rand anon @SurgeryEnjoyer
