Dr. Mog
Researcher at moggerdom and zoomerology
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Ik you ain’t no where close to Chad in looks but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a personality of it on social media. Your personality (after looks ofc) matters not only irl but in social media too 
whether you know it or not. Here’s a complete guide to behave like and act like a chad in social media (even if you aren’t)
1) DONT USE THE ‘LIKE’ FEATURE ON INSTAGRAM
Doesn‘t matter if it’s the bitch I have dated or I am about to date. Doesn’t matter if they liked my posts. I still don’t. Im telling y’all liking content from explore pages shows a lot about you to your followers. I see the people who liked diff posts of content creators, Celebs or influencers and honesty they don’t give a shit and that only shows more about you, your taste, your political view if you like those posts etc to other viewers and you’ll be seen as the one who supports them. Or even worse, you might like one and fail to like another of your fellow classmate and this might create a bad impression of you saying you only don’t care about them. It’s better not liking anything.
I personally haven’t tapped the heart icon not even once.
I ain’t gonna let the ops know too much about me.
2) Don’t comment on random posts
You claim you don’t simp. Then why are your comments everywhere? Unless you are tagged in a post by your friend you have no reason to simp on randomly for others. Be it the ones you are getting followed from, still. Don’t comment on random reels like fire emojis, heart emojis etc you are just being another simp among 56478 others in the comment section.
3) Don’t view others stories
Once I stopped viewing stories of other instagrammers. They noticed it. They‘ll wonder after some time how this dude with that avi isn’t using anymore. Don’t expect them to notice you but most of the time they will. At least I did back in the day when I used to post stories, i wondered why my normal 2 viewers weren’t there anymore. The point of this is too keep you a bit mysterious and self centred. But if you really wanna view someone’s stories, do it with an alt account so that they wouldn’t know it’s you.
4) Don’t follow any celebs or blue ticks
You are a The Weeknd fan I get it. You are a Trump supporter I get it. Following them only shows and exposes your tastes more about you which the other person might not like it. It’s better to make a new account for all of it (which I’ll explain more down below)
The only verified blue tick users or celebs I follow are the ones who are following me back and like my posts since Ik them irl or on the internet.
5) Don’t spam love quotes, thirst traps on your ig stories or any mainstream shit much.
Nothing more cringe than sharing thirst traps and love quotes on your stories. Especially common posts that you THINK make you feel unique but they don’t. Don’t get me wrong, hot girls get away with this but we can’t. Only share memes about a thing you are interested about, like stocks, finance etc which ARE NOT MAINSTREAM. Or even better just don’t. Gandy or Maher don’t give two shits on World Cup. Even if they do, they still don’t post it on media. Gandy mostly posts only what’s about ‘him’. When’s the last time you saw him sharing memes, taking sides on soccer matches like a basement rotter? This just shows how ‘idgaf about the world‘ + how self centred they are. I also mirin Gandy’s post frequency apart from his looks. It’s ideal. Not too much, not too little or not a complete instagram ghosts.
Here’s an example of what a cringe meme share is:
Everybody does that and you aren‘t ‘unique’ in any sort. Stop this shit.
6) Don’t unsend (the follow request or messages):
How else would you know whether Becky from high school wants to connect with you or not without you sending a follow request? Make a move and I don’t blame you for that. But what I‘ll blame you is when you she didn’t accept you follow request, then unsending it. That only shows you peep at her profile too much to even bother see whether she has accepted you or not. Same goes for messages, she didn’t reply even after a day or two, move tf on. Just don’t do anything and def unse the messages is the last thing you wanna do. Don’t make yourself seem like someone who gives a shit.
“BUT BUT DOCTOR….I WANNA SEE THE LATEST POSTS OF KANYE WEST, I WANNA SEE WHAT RISHI SUNAK IS DOING, I WANNA SEE WHAT BRENDA FROM HIGH SCHOOL POSTS ON HER STORIES” I got an answer for you son.
7) Have an alt Id
FFS, making an alt account is free and even Instagram themselves support it asking you to make one for you pet, business etc. Then why not make one and see what your friends are doing? this trick has been working for me for years and is one of the best my childhood iq has done all by itself.
The problem arises when some private users who are your friends are aware and won’t accept someone they think is a spam. I began it with adding a local name and one post of a garden. That’s it. You don’t share shit. But have a followers in a two digits at least and private the account. This increases the chances of getting accepted 2x by the user/friend. If you don’t care about this, you can always view their stories from your main id.
TLDR/ In short/ conclusion: BE MYSTERIOUS
whether you know it or not. Here’s a complete guide to behave like and act like a chad in social media (even if you aren’t)1) DONT USE THE ‘LIKE’ FEATURE ON INSTAGRAM
Doesn‘t matter if it’s the bitch I have dated or I am about to date. Doesn’t matter if they liked my posts. I still don’t. Im telling y’all liking content from explore pages shows a lot about you to your followers. I see the people who liked diff posts of content creators, Celebs or influencers and honesty they don’t give a shit and that only shows more about you, your taste, your political view if you like those posts etc to other viewers and you’ll be seen as the one who supports them. Or even worse, you might like one and fail to like another of your fellow classmate and this might create a bad impression of you saying you only don’t care about them. It’s better not liking anything.
I personally haven’t tapped the heart icon not even once.
I ain’t gonna let the ops know too much about me.
2) Don’t comment on random posts
You claim you don’t simp. Then why are your comments everywhere? Unless you are tagged in a post by your friend you have no reason to simp on randomly for others. Be it the ones you are getting followed from, still. Don’t comment on random reels like fire emojis, heart emojis etc you are just being another simp among 56478 others in the comment section.
3) Don’t view others stories
Once I stopped viewing stories of other instagrammers. They noticed it. They‘ll wonder after some time how this dude with that avi isn’t using anymore. Don’t expect them to notice you but most of the time they will. At least I did back in the day when I used to post stories, i wondered why my normal 2 viewers weren’t there anymore. The point of this is too keep you a bit mysterious and self centred. But if you really wanna view someone’s stories, do it with an alt account so that they wouldn’t know it’s you.
4) Don’t follow any celebs or blue ticks
You are a The Weeknd fan I get it. You are a Trump supporter I get it. Following them only shows and exposes your tastes more about you which the other person might not like it. It’s better to make a new account for all of it (which I’ll explain more down below)
The only verified blue tick users or celebs I follow are the ones who are following me back and like my posts since Ik them irl or on the internet.
5) Don’t spam love quotes, thirst traps on your ig stories or any mainstream shit much.
Nothing more cringe than sharing thirst traps and love quotes on your stories. Especially common posts that you THINK make you feel unique but they don’t. Don’t get me wrong, hot girls get away with this but we can’t. Only share memes about a thing you are interested about, like stocks, finance etc which ARE NOT MAINSTREAM. Or even better just don’t. Gandy or Maher don’t give two shits on World Cup. Even if they do, they still don’t post it on media. Gandy mostly posts only what’s about ‘him’. When’s the last time you saw him sharing memes, taking sides on soccer matches like a basement rotter? This just shows how ‘idgaf about the world‘ + how self centred they are. I also mirin Gandy’s post frequency apart from his looks. It’s ideal. Not too much, not too little or not a complete instagram ghosts.
Here’s an example of what a cringe meme share is:
Everybody does that and you aren‘t ‘unique’ in any sort. Stop this shit.
6) Don’t unsend (the follow request or messages):
How else would you know whether Becky from high school wants to connect with you or not without you sending a follow request? Make a move and I don’t blame you for that. But what I‘ll blame you is when you she didn’t accept you follow request, then unsending it. That only shows you peep at her profile too much to even bother see whether she has accepted you or not. Same goes for messages, she didn’t reply even after a day or two, move tf on. Just don’t do anything and def unse the messages is the last thing you wanna do. Don’t make yourself seem like someone who gives a shit.
“BUT BUT DOCTOR….I WANNA SEE THE LATEST POSTS OF KANYE WEST, I WANNA SEE WHAT RISHI SUNAK IS DOING, I WANNA SEE WHAT BRENDA FROM HIGH SCHOOL POSTS ON HER STORIES” I got an answer for you son.
7) Have an alt Id
FFS, making an alt account is free and even Instagram themselves support it asking you to make one for you pet, business etc. Then why not make one and see what your friends are doing? this trick has been working for me for years and is one of the best my childhood iq has done all by itself.
The problem arises when some private users who are your friends are aware and won’t accept someone they think is a spam. I began it with adding a local name and one post of a garden. That’s it. You don’t share shit. But have a followers in a two digits at least and private the account. This increases the chances of getting accepted 2x by the user/friend. If you don’t care about this, you can always view their stories from your main id.
imagine you view a story of a known person whom you don’t mutually follow on instagram, now you are afraid of getting caught for stalking for making it to the viewers section. I have a simple trick that would save you. Block them. Instagram won’t notify the person that you have viewed the story. This only works if you don’t mutually follow each other. Blocking someone you do would just remove your mutual follow instantly. Thank me later
TLDR/ In short/ conclusion: BE MYSTERIOUS
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