Heightmaxxing new method (OVERPOWERED)

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precisely 2 months ago i was fasting and went out to push a car stuck in the ice, i pushed so hard i passed out and hit my head, i got stitches and nothing happened i thought. Then i started to feel taller i was already 1 inch taller after 2 weeks, i was 6’4 and now i am 6’7 even my feet and hands doubled in size. Is this the new method to heightmax? Maybe its time to smash the back of ur head with a hammer to produce more hgh

 
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no thats how you got your schizophrenia
 
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no thats how you got your schizophrenia
Do not listen to this guy humans are always going to gatekeep because nobody wants you to be better
 
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did your face become ogre like
 
do that on tibias/femur somehow so perceived height goes up too
 
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i wish this happened to me

are your parents tall
 
Hypopituitarism is when there isn't enough of one or more of the pituitary hormones.
 
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Hypopituitarism is when there isn't enough of one or more of the pituitary hormones.
OP just got exposed as low IQ
 
precisely 2 months ago i was fasting and went out to push a car stuck in the ice, i pushed so hard i passed out and hit my head, i got stitches and nothing happened i thought. Then i started to feel taller i was already 1 inch taller after 2 weeks, i was 6’4 and now i am 6’7 even my feet and hands doubled in size. Is this the new method to heightmax? Maybe its time to smash the back of ur head with a hammer to produce more hgh

I don’t get it, doesn’t the article literally contradict what ur trying to say lol
 
precisely 2 months ago i was fasting and went out to push a car stuck in the ice, i pushed so hard i passed out and hit my head, i got stitches and nothing happened i thought. Then i started to feel taller i was already 1 inch taller after 2 weeks, i was 6’4 and now i am 6’7 even my feet and hands doubled in size. Is this the new method to heightmax? Maybe its time to smash the back of ur head with a hammer to produce more hgh

Are you suggesting knocking your head forced your pineal gland to start pumping out HGH like your still growing?
 
can I get a shoutout in your obituary?
 
Despite this thread being a joke, I think it’s worth mentioning ppl with pineal gland issues are able to grow post closure.
Yes bro ur absolutely correct but this is not a joke.
 
precisely 2 months ago i was fasting and went out to push a car stuck in the ice, i pushed so hard i passed out and hit my head, i got stitches and nothing happened i thought. Then i started to feel taller i was already 1 inch taller after 2 weeks, i was 6’4 and now i am 6’7 even my feet and hands doubled in size. Is this the new method to heightmax? Maybe its time to smash the back of ur head with a hammer to produce more hgh

bro is setting people up for failure 😂
 
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