How come my dad gets morning woods at age 53

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Whereas i dont at age 19? Is it u
Due to fapping everyday since age 12
 
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Because he wants to ram his cock into your tight shithole
 
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@brucewayne78
 
He is a pure Jatt and you are a mutt I think so
 
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Nah , my mom dad same caste and same village , maybe due to porn i have f
He is a pure Jatt and you are a mutt I think so
Apped since age 12 per day tbh
 
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He's high T and you're low T. It's that simple really. Time to trenmaxx.
 
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@Michael Myers bhai ur a cockologist do u know the reason for this ?
 
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How do you know this?:lul:
 
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His dopamine receptors weren't fried at a young age so his brain is still healthy
 
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JFL. I don’t know why. Everyone’s different man. I don’t get morning wood either. Very rarely. And I’m 28.
Morning wood is very important
 
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Morning wood is very important
Well, I don’t have it. Unfortunately. I don’t think I can fix it. I’ve always been like this. I only had like two wet dreams in my entire life.
 
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Bros dad walks around with boners

I’ve never seen my father with such and I don’t even really wanna say it feels weird as utter fuck
 
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Well, I don’t have it. Unfortunately. I don’t think I can fix it. I’ve always been like this. I only had like two wet dreams in my entire life.
sounds like there is something genetically wrong with you, it might be time to rope you never were born as a male youre a girl girls would laugh its over
 
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sounds like there is something genetically wrong with you, it might be time to rope you never were born as a male youre a girl girls would laugh its over
Eh, whatever. I got a big dick alhamdulilah so I don’t mind.
 
do you like inspect it every morning or something?
 
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Well, I don’t have it. Unfortunately. I don’t think I can fix it. I’ve always been like this. I only had like two wet dreams in my entire life.
When you think about girls and your dick hard and tommorow after you wake up you didn't get it that's why, being horny can lower your testosterone and cancel morning wood, it's not just about porn it's about your mind
 
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The answer is simple: you are just an incel. Your dad is a high t bull !
 
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When you think about girls and your dick hard and tommorow after you wake up you didn't get it that's why, being horny can lower your testosterone and cancel morning wood, it's not just about porn it's about your mind
I am not horny but I do fap often.
 
Meditation won’t be any help.
If you don't wanna ascend then go fap when Chad out there fucking pussy you just wasting your time, Remember what I said you will regret this in ur 50s
 
No "morning wood" for your face
 
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JFL. I don’t know why. Everyone’s different man. I don’t get morning wood either. Very rarely. And I’m 28.
Can you still get hard to porn or imagination? Like without stroking
 
Can you still get hard to porn or imagination? Like without stroking
Nope I can't, can you?
If you don't wanna ascend then go fap when Chad out there fucking pussy you just wasting your time, Remember what I said you will regret this in ur 50s
Nofap won't magically turn me from truecel to chad. :hnghn:
 
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No JFL

Either low T or porn has fried my brain, been watching that shit since i was like 12
Yeah I've been watching porn in my early teens as well, joever for us. I started with softcore, then hentai and then hardcore porn at 15.
 
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Yeah I've been watching porn in my early teens as well, joever for us. I started with softcore, then hentai and then hardcore porn at 15.
I think I can only get hard from physical touchings from girls

Like a hug or something maybe
 
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how and why do u know this?:lul::lul:
Probably saw it...
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Nope I can't, can you?

Nofap won't magically turn me from truecel to chad. :hnghn:
If you're an oldcel it took a bit long because your bones is hard like 5-10years, I'm 15 I've got morning wood everyday since 12 and my bones is crazy my forehead is thick and hard my cheek is thick also my dick got bigger and testosterone make me grew from 5'4 to 6'2 im not capping idc if u trust me or nah but the key to ascend is testosterone(im fasting everyday but still drink water n do sports 3x a week)
 
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If you're an oldcel it took a bit long because your bones is hard like 5-10years, I'm 15 I've got morning wood everyday since 12 and my bones is crazy my forehead is thick and hard my cheek is thick also my dick got bigger and testosterone make me grew from 5'4 to 6'2 im not capping idc if u trust me or nah but the key to ascend is testosterone(im fasting everyday but still drink water n do sports 3x a week)
When I was 15 I don't remember fapping much, I have been trying to think of an answer. Trying to remember how much I fapped but I honestly can't say. I think once every two weeks maybe? Or even less? I'm not sure. But I'm an oldcel, yeah. I'm 28 and I turn 29 in a few months if I am not dead by then.
 
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When I was 15 I don't remember fapping much, I have been trying to think of an answer. Trying to remember how much I fapped but I honestly can't say. I think once every two weeks maybe? Or even less? I'm not sure. But I'm an oldcel, yeah. I'm 28 and I turn 29 in a few months if I am not dead by then.
Good luck then man if u wanna moneymaxx to hardmaxx go to Bali there is so many fucking tourists and the land is very fucking cheap, build a villa there trust me.
 

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