How to get a free ipad or MacBook

[twilight]

1. Have an amazon account with at least 5 previous orders

2. Buy something under 2k$ (make sure its lightweight like ipad)

3. when it comes say there was nothing in the package but packing supplies to the amazon rep and make up a story about how you really needed it for your daughters birthday tomorrow (most of you larpers on here will have no problem here)

4. if you get the refund sweet, if you don't just claim your neighbour had the package all along and then return item

5. profit

typed this from the macbook pro i stole from jeff bezos

 

[twilight]

This is haram to do ofc but just repent and seek forgiveness from allah and you will be good with your new laptop

 

[justinzayn]

@ascendedd is actually a billionaire from this method in the alley ways streets of peshawar

 

[twilight]

@ascendedd is actually a billionaire from this method in the streets in peshawar

miring my fellow pashtun curry scammer

 

[LobsterEater69]

loser

 

[Htobrother]

1. Have an amazon account with at least 5 previous orders

2. Buy something under 2k$ (make sure its lightweight like ipad)

3. when it comes say there was nothing in the package but packing supplies to the amazon rep and make up a story about how you really needed it for your daughters birthday tomorrow (most of you larpers on here will have no problem here)

4. if you get the refund sweet, if you don't just claim your neighbour had the package all along and then return item

5. profit

typed this from the macbook pro i stole from jeff bezos

Jfl i laughed hard @TRUE_CEL

 

[twilight]

Jfl i laughed hard @TRUE_CEL

nigger don't expose my sins to my muslim bhai @TRUE_CEL

 

[Michael Myers]

Jfl i laughed hard @TRUE_CEL

Was it the “my daughter” part?

 

[Michael Myers]

miring my fellow pashtun curry scammer

Neither two of you are curries. Stay strong from this curry propaganda.

 

[Htobrother]

Was it the “my daughter” part?

Everything btw over for men with daughters

 

[twilight]

Neither two of you are curries. Stay strong from this curry propaganda.

curry to women which is all that counts

 

[Htobrother]

You really typin from that mcbook now cucked jeff bezos

 

[twilight]

You really typin from that mcbook now cucked jeff bezos

that baldcel makes his workers rope on the daily, is it really that bad if i steal some of his stock

 

[Michael Myers]

Everything btw over for men with daughters

It’s brutal if you have a daughter. Someone’s gonna go fuck her hard one day and then she’ll scream out “oh, daddy!” Like you didn’t raise her your entire life; fed her, clothed her, etc.

 

[Michael Myers]

curry to women which is all that counts

That’s wrong bhai. You have terrorist failo perhaps. But even that can be a halo sometimes.

 

[twilight]

Someone’s gonna go fuck her hard one day and then she’ll scream out “oh, daddy!”

 

[twilight]

That’s wrong bhai. You have terrorist failo perhaps. But even that can be a halo sometimes.

My brother is forced to keep a beard and it looks like this

good thing im too low t to ever grow any facial hair (from taking finasteride, accutane, drinking topical minoxodl)

 

[Michael Myers]

My brother is forced to keep a beard and it looks like this

good thing im too low t to ever grow any facial hair (from taking finasteride, accutane, drinking topical minoxodl)

Why is he forced to keep one? There is no compulsion in Islam. Whoever is making him do that is wrong. And brutal I had a full beard at 17 and I shaved off all my hair and went to a mostly white high school.

 

[twilight]

Why is he forced to keep one? There is no compulsion in Islam. Whoever is making him do that is wrong. And brutal I had a full beard at 17 and I shaved off all my hair and went to a mostly white high school.

is it not sunnah to keep a beard??

 

[Michael Myers]

is it not sunnah to keep a beard??

It is; but one cannot make him keep it if he does not want it. Personally I shave mine off; my beard hairs are too thick and they sting my skin when it’s 3 weeks of growing.

 

[twilight]

I had a full beard at 17 and I shaved off all my hair and went to a mostly white high school.

ideal for slaying white jbs

 

[Michael Myers]

ideal for slaying white jbs

Unironically have gotten IOIs from white jbs when I was in my early 20s.

Oh wait “muh only IOI is PiV bruh, her maintaining eye contact with you / smiling at you isn’t an IOI.”

 

[twilight]

Unironically have gotten IOIs from white jbs when I was in my early 20s.

Oh wait “muh only IOI is PiV bruh, her maintaining eye contact with you / smiling at you isn’t an IOI.”

chads.org

 

[Michael Myers]

chads.org

No bhai it’s rizzmaxxed_truecels.org

 

[twilight]

rizzmaxxed

 

[copefuel]

Unironically have gotten IOIs from white jbs when I was in my early 20s.

Oh wait “muh only IOI is PiV bruh, her maintaining eye contact with you / smiling at you isn’t an IOI.”

It’s just mind games, girls like do this all the time means nothing

 

[Htobrother]

It’s just mind games, girls like do this all the time means nothing

Brutal yes you only know when you ask her out

 

[Michael Myers]

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What the fuck, it says Oct 26?

 

[Michael Myers]

It’s just mind games, girls like do this all the time means nothing

Not here they don’t. Or perhaps you are a mogger yourself that it happens to you constantly.

Brutal yes you only know when you ask her out

You are literally chaddam, it’s normal they do that to you, JFL.

 

[johnnymacster]

This is haram to do ofc but just repent and seek forgiveness from allah and you will be good with your new laptop

It dont work like that brother, its a sin that involves someone else(seller), so for Allah to forgive you, you need to fulfill two rights: 1. Allah right by asking for forgiveness to Allah and 2. The seller right by giving his due back(which in this case the laptop). If you can't give it back to him look up what you gotta do on the Internet.

 

[twilight]

It dont work like that brother, its a sin that involves someone else(seller), so for Allah to forgive you, you need to fulfill two rights: 1. Allah right by asking for forgiveness to Allah and 2. The seller right by giving his due back(which in this case the laptop). If you can't give it back to him look up what you gotta do on the Internet.

the person i’m stealing from is jeff bezos bro he’s a kaffir who overworks and underpays his employees

 

[johnnymacster]

the person i’m stealing from is jeff bezos bro he’s a kaffir who overworks and underpays his employees

Still bro, I used to think like you before, I'm banging F, but that's Allah rule. Even if he's a kaffir u have to gave him his thing back to repent.

 

[N1666]

I'm banging F

LOL

 

[N1666]

Btw anyone reading this dont bother trying it doesnt work. EB for a high value item like a macbook wont work.

 

[lightskinbengali]

Btw anyone reading this dont bother trying it doesnt work. EB for a high value item like a macbook wont work.

Would it work for a $200 monitor?

 

[twilight]

Btw anyone reading this dont bother trying it doesnt work. EB for a high value item like a macbook wont work.

if it doesn’t work why have i got 2x airpod pros, sony headphones, macbook pro 512, and yesterday an ipad pro? i use 2 accounts

 

[johnnymacster]

LOL

Jfl, gotta correct a brother still

 

[N1666]

if it doesn’t work why have i got 2x airpod pros, sony headphones, macbook pro 512, and yesterday an ipad pro? i use 2 accounts

Rise the refund confirmations then

 

[twilight]

Rise the refund confirmations then

dm me

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Botb tier post ngl

 

[Htobrother]

L

My brother is forced to keep a beard and it looks like this

good thing im too low t to ever grow any facial hair (from taking finasteride, accutane, drinking topical minoxodl)

looks like shit bro

 

[Crusile]

hey idiot OP wanna stop committing crime? "crime" is actually not a money making method, it is stealing.
I hate this website, way too many criminal scumbags. I curse cancer upon you

 

[twilight]

L

looks like shit bro

no shit bro that’s why i sent it

 

[Deleted member 22623]

Real talk, does this actually work lol.

 

[twilight]

Real talk, does this actually work lol.

yea trust

 

[irrumator praetor]

This is haram to do ofc but just repent and seek forgiveness from allah and you will be good with your new laptop

Jef jewzoss can suck it as long as the worker doesn't get damaged and the companys budget does thats what matters and should be ok

 

[N1666]

hey idiot OP wanna stop committing crime? "crime" is actually not a money making method, it is stealing.
I hate this website, way too many criminal scumbags. I curse cancer upon you

Just say ur poor and move on

 

[PYT]

Btw anyone reading this dont bother trying it doesnt work. EB for a high value item like a macbook wont work.

bro what are some legit ways to make money

Everytime I come to this sub forum it’s just autism and sketchy people shilling shit

 

[N1666]

bro what are some legit ways to make money

Everytime I come to this sub forum it’s just autism and sketchy people shilling shit

Taking advice from anyone on this forum regarding ways to make money is stupid, just research it urself. I’m not going to promote what I do on a place like this.