I accidently ate deodorant

[nathan]

I saw a chunk of deodorant laying on my floor without it's container and thought it was candy so I ate and swallowed it. now ive been laying on my bed sick as fuck for the past few hours

 

[Freixel]

Better than having it shoved up your ass

 

[StraightHeadJames]

glad im not the only retard that just starts eating random shit. i legit put a tissue in my mouth yesterday, thinking it was food

 

[fuse]

i hope ur breath smells good now atleast

 

[asdvek]

only org retards will not go to the hospital because of poisoning and rather tell other org retards about this

 

[rhinoplasty]

Is it time?