I honestly have no idea how to talk to girls online anymore

[WELOVELOOKS]

“hey there!” - me
Her “hollaaa”

Now what the the fuck do I say

I overthink every online conversation like an autist

I don’t wanna say too much, don’t wanna say too little

Brutal online talking skills. I tried tinder and had legit no idea how to talk to these girls

 

[heightmaxxing]

Talk like a pirate. Women yearn for the seven seas. There fed up of modern men. They want blackbeard

 

[arab_chink]

Talk about the environment or something thats shes wearing

 

[iblamejews]

lol you wouldn’t have to think about that if you had the looks

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

lol you wouldn’t have to think about that if you had the looks

Looks has nothing to do with it. I mog you kid

 

[Trilogy]

"Anymore"
Did you used to be better at it

 

[News]

You talking to hispanics?

 

[Lebron_James]

“hey there!” - me

that was your mistake.

next time open with: "Ahoy there" and she'll let you hit immediatley

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

"Anymore"
Did you used to be better at it

Yea I used to talk pretty effortlessly to girls idk what happened I just became increasingly more autistic after using tinder. I have an inflated ego so getting ghosted (which happens to everybody) rubbed me sour and made me think I was texting like an idiot

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

You talking to hispanics?

Nah I’m trying to text this random cutie white girl with nice tits

 

[Trilogy]

Yea I used to talk pretty effortlessly to girls idk what happened I just became increasingly more autistic after using tinder. I have an inflated ego so getting ghosted (which happens to everybody) rubbed me sour and made me think I was texting like an idiot

Why don't you just look at your older texts and copy yourself from that

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

Why don't you just look at your older texts and copy yourself from that

idk I’ve deleted most forms of social media in the last 3 years anyways. The last girl I got to come over to my place was an alt rave girl and I talked about doing LSD, wouldn’t work for this girl lmao

 

[Sny]

“hey there!” - me
Her “hollaaa”

Now what the the fuck do I say

I overthink every online conversation like an autist

I don’t wanna say too much, don’t wanna say too little

Brutal online talking skills. I tried tinder and had legit no idea how to talk to these girls

There's not much you can do to impress them since they are very used to the countless mundane and repetitive comversations that they have seen so far. That thing inside of your pantaloons? Yes you know what I meant. That hidden snake of yours or in this case worm. Take it out and show it to a girl you are talking to. They have never saw this before and due to the originality of it they will learn to appreciate it and drop to their knees in awe. Bonus points if you have a endowed member.

 

[depressionmaxxing]

The trick is to not even think about what you‘re saying. Just say whatever the fuck

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

The trick is to not even think about what you‘re saying. Just say whatever the fuck

Legit

I overthink plan every response unless it’s a girl I’m already comfortable with. Back when I was good I literally just didn’t gaf