I saw a 5'9" Chad today

[Michael Myers]

I shook hands today with a Stacy. Only time I get a touch

Fakecel! What was the occasion?

 

[fuxkdakikez]

why didn’t you come up to me?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

He wasn’t a zoomer. He was like 30-35.

I'm 39.

 

[NumbThePain]

Fakecel! What was the occasion?

Had a meeting, and there was literal Stacy there. I already knew I never stood a chance, but she was nice even though it was work oriented

 

[Michael Myers]

why didn’t you come up to me?

Brother, I was standing next to you and even touched you because of how crowded it was.

 

[Michael Myers]

Had a meeting, and there was literal Stacy there. I already knew I never stood a chance, but she was nice even though it was work oriented

Yes bhai. Attractive women are always nice.

 

[NumbThePain]

Yes bhai. Attractive women are always nice.

Stacie’s maybe. But anything under that not against average-below averages dude

 

[Samsepioler]

ill tell you something about me today, im a curry and my cock is 20cm 7inch girth

 

[Xangsane]

Yes bhai.

Pat me

 

[Michael Myers]

Stacie’s maybe. But anything under that not against average-below averages dude

HTBs and higher are always nice. True HTBs, not fake-upmaxxed HTBs.

 

[NumbThePain]

HTBs and higher are always nice. True HTBs, not fake-upmaxxed HTBs.

Not to me, but I'm glad they are for you

 

[Michael Myers]

Pat me

Did you shower?

 

[Michael Myers]

Not to me, but I'm glad they are for you

I think you haven’t met any true HTBs then, brother.

 

[poopoohead]

I think you haven’t met any true HTBs then, brother.

Cope. You’re a fakecel.

 

[Michael Myers]

Cope. You’re a fakecel.

I’m a 28 year old dateless KHHV.

 

[Xangsane]

Did you shower?

Yes pat me

 

[Michael Myers]

Yes pat me

Hug me.

 

[Xangsane]

Hug me.

wuggy!

 

[ggg.tv]

Damien karter?

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

Legit looked like @Amnesia but natural and with a prettyboy twist to it. He had a good body, too. Absolute mogger.

How tall are you?

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

I'm 39.

Over

 

[Michael Myers]

How tall are you?

I’m not tall. 5’10”.

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

I’m not tall. 5’10”.

It’s below average in the netherlands, but height doesn’t matter if you’re ugly. Face is king.

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Wow, a 5’9 Dutch guy

 

[Michael Myers]

It’s below average in the netherlands, but height doesn’t matter if you’re ugly. Face is king.

Exactly. Face is king.

 

[Michael Myers]

Wow, a 5’9 Dutch guy

Yep, sometimes I heightmog Dutch guys but it’s not that common.

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

Exactly. Face is king.

If you have a good face you will always slay, unless you’re a TURBO manlet.

 

[Michael Myers]

If you have a good face you will always slay, unless you’re a TURBO manlet.

Yeah, only if you’re comically short at 5’2” or something, then you’re fucked. But if you’re at least 5’8” then it doesn’t matter.

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

Wow, a 5’9 Dutch guy

Height in the netherlands is overexxagerated

 

[6"4 Tyrone(I'm not)]

cant be a chad, if 5"9.

The guy in your Avi is 5"6