Incel vs Chad | A Day in the Life

[Eezz]

Another thing an incel does during his day : Making this type of threads

 

[ascendedd]

me vs @bonelessMan summarized

 

[Deleted member 22780]

me vs @bonelessMan summarized

Except ur a scammer this chad is a legitimate business man

 

[ascendedd]

Except ur a scammer this chad is a legitimate business man

true and i also dont get head when i wake up

 

[Deleted member 22780]

true and i also dont get head when i wake up

Yup u give it.

 

[Ritalincel]

6:00 Am - Incel
The incel wakes up to the sound of his poverty tier alarm clock



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[babineux]

6:00 Am - Incel
The incel wakes up to the sound of his poverty tier alarm clock as he struggles to open his eyes. He sighs in despair once he relaises it's just another day in this hellish life. He has a full day of work ahead of him and doesn't have the will or desire to get up.

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The incel's muscles are in agony from gymcelling the night before but yet he just can't build any muscle on his pathetic frame, no matter how hard he tries.

6:00 Am - Chad

Chad has been soundly asleep for a solid 8 hours. He is woken up softly to his gf caressing and kissing his face

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Before he has a chance to get up, she can't help herself but move down towards his dick to please him before he heads off to work

7:00 Am - Incel

The incel is stuck on the London tube, awaiting his two hour journey to work. The train is absolutely rammed with other commuters. The smell of curry is overwhelming. Most of the seats are taken and he's forced to stand for the entire duration of the trip. Could this day get much worse?

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7:00 Am - Chad

Chad only lives 15 minutes away from his office in a nice, quiet suburban area. He jumps into his Porsche and begins the drive. There's never any traffic and he's able to get there with time to spare. His mental state is ideal and he has 0 cortisol running through his body. He can't wait for the day to begin

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09:00 AM - 07:00 PM - Incel

Due to train strikes, the incel arrives to work 30 minutes late. Upon entry, his boss glares at him and says
"What time do you call this?"
"s-s-sorry boss it's really not my fault, the trai-"
"Quiet!" He interrupts. "In my office, now!"

The boss tells the incel he's on thin ice. One more mistake and he's out. As punishment, he's decided to dock 3 hours pay from the incel and strongly suggests he works overtime to make up for his poor performance. The incel is struggling to fight back tears as he excuses himself to go to the bathroom.

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He realises it's been 3 months since he's reached his monthly targets and he doesn't know what to do. He's already behind on his car and house payments, and simply cannot afford to lose this job.


09:00 AM - 01:00 PM - Chad
Chad walks into the office in his sharp suit as the company barista hands him a coffee on his way in.

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Everybody waves and smiles at Chad, greeting him upon his arrival. The boss asks Chad to step outside for a word.


"Great news Chad! I received an email this morning, and it looks like Microsoft is going ahead with the deal"
"No way, that's great!"
"That's the fourth deal this month! Just how do you do it, Chad? You're the best closer I've ever met"

Chad's performance has netted him £40,000 this month in commission alone. As a reward for his hard work, the boss tells him he only has to work a half day today. He's able to leave at 1pm to go home.

8:00 PM - Incel
The incel arrives home following a horrendous day at work. He is physically and mentally exhausted. Once he steps into his one bedroom studio apartment, he notices the floor is soaking wet. There's been a leak upstairs and now the apartment is flooded

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Most of the incel's possessions and electronics have been ruined. He can't afford insurance so his copes are destroyed forever. The incel is unable to take it anymore and heads to bed. He begins scrolling his phone to check his dating apps. As expected, 0 matches, 0 notifications. It had been years since the incel had been on a date or received any attention from women

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He opens up Instagram and is bombarded with pictures of happy couples, successful men and girls making millions on onlyfans.

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He begins sobbing uncontrollably. Another night in which he cries himself to sleep.

6:00 PM - Chad

Chad has been chilling all afternoon, watching documentaries on Netflix until his gf comes back from the office and walks in.

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She immediately rushes over to greet Chad and kiss him

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He tells her about the Microsoft deal and she can't stop congratulating him. She stares into his hunter eye area in awe and admiration. Before long, they start making out
as she gets wet immediately. Chad takes control and bends her over the desk to have his way with her; a common theme in Chad's life, he has his way with everything.


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This is actually the funniest shit on site

 

[Deleted member 22594]

Jfl

 

[itisoverboyos]

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Name of girl?

 

[Andros]

It feels good to be a 4 PSL guy and not an Incel

 

[Skywalker]

except good looks DOESNT correlate with money making abilities
Machiavellianism and HIGH IQ does.....majority of rich people that are self made are old and/or skinny fat nerds, and therefore almost truecel tier
i personally have seen a lot of those
the poor/er Chad stereotype is true...maybe middle class actually
easy money = modellling, sure, if you wanna strut around in underwear in front of 70 yr old gay men

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

You're not a Chad, @forevergymcelling You're a catfishing thief. People, the faggot has played you all.

The popular thread makers on here are full of shit, I proved it yesterday

So you have these guys posting screenshots from dating apps, right? And so it seems easy for them to score, right? Wrong. It's hooker apps and I will share one of the sources with you below. Those guys are NOT validated. They're not Chads. That includes @6ft4 and @forevergymcelling : Two...

looksmax.org

 

[Manletmachine]

People here think im exaggerating jfl

Most would rope if they knew the life quality of a true Chad

My Chad friend from uni is making 60k within 3 years out of uni in the UK, despite having studied fucking business. He has millionaire parents and a Stacy gf he fucks daily

Aren’t u a slayer too?

 

[looksmaxxed]

the truth is even more brutal than this. might have to do a thread like this soon about the differences between chad sex and regular sub chad sex.

 

[Lookologist003]

Fuark I might write a novel

Anyone wanna make a pre order?

Future New York Times best selling masterpiece

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No kidding. I would buy. (Might have to order on a seperate bank card, and have it left for me at a specifed location, so I can collect it in a big trenchcoat both to hide my identity and ugly face.)

 

[Deleted member 16369]

me vs @bonelessMan summarized

Are you the “6’1 afghan, can I get an Anglo GF when I go to the UK” guy

 

[ascendedd]

Are you the “6’1 afghan, can I get an Anglo GF when I go to the UK” guy

it was justinzayn posting my pics on reddit

 

[Deleted member 16369]

it was justinzayn posting my pics on reddit

Why did he do that? Jfl

 

[ascendedd]

Why did he do that? Jfl

no idea man lmfao

 

[IncelsBraincels]

I refuse to believe this isnt satire. Possibly the gayest most out of touch cuckold fantasy I ever read on this site. Please for the love of god go outside and touch grass. This is a 12 year olds lens of the outside world

For real lol. Life is unfair and the best thing OP can do is write some homosexual erotica

 

[forevergymcelling]

For real lol. Life is unfair and the best thing OP can do is write some homosexual erotica

Stay mad faggot

 

[Skywalker]

You're not a Chad, @forevergymcelling You're a catfishing thief. People, the faggot has played you all.

The popular thread makers on here are full of shit, I proved it yesterday

So you have these guys posting screenshots from dating apps, right? And so it seems easy for them to score, right? Wrong. It's hooker apps and I will share one of the sources with you below. Those guys are NOT validated. They're not Chads. That includes @6ft4 and @forevergymcelling : Two...

looksmax.org

nobody is Chad here, lets be real
Crisick(and others) has proven everyone can be gigachad with layers upon layers of photoshop and faceapp bs...
if ppl were actually Chad, they wouldn't actually be here and thats a fact
dunno why some ppl insist on trying to be the top dog/impress on an incel forum

 

[HerpDerpson]

Jfl at waking up at 6 AM.

 

[Deleted member 16474]

 

[forevergymcelling]

Forgot about this thread

 

[exo]

Mirin high effort despite some pictures no longer loading correctly

 

[Artemis]

Incel at 18:

Chad at 18:

Incel at 40:

Chad at 40:

Incel at 70:

Chad at 70:

 

[Pikabro]

Incel at 18:

Chad at 18:

Incel at 40:

Chad at 40:

Incel at 70

Chad at 70:
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It's better to die young as a lion than live a long pathetic life of inceldom

 

[Artemis]

It's better to die young as a lion than live a long pathetic life of inceldom

Ok

 

[Vermilioncore]

Brutal. Read every word. That odd this is, I have equal similarity with both the Chad and incel. Hybrid shit innit

 

[Skywalker]

Incel at 18:

Chad at 18:

Incel at 40:

Chad at 40:

Incel at 70:

Chad at 70:
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major

 

[Artemis]

major

As you know,

 

[Artemis]

major

PS. But tbh, there is also a lot of truth to it. If you do not care about the career, money, status, your life will be hell after you are 30. But the life does not end at 30. While many-many "Chads" live in the moment, not caring about the future. They often end up homeless, not needed by anyone. Looks do not save them.

Chads who "have it all" are a very rare exception. You really have to make yourself to lead a comfortable life, which many incels actually succeed in. IF they don't spend time in this shithole.. Over for us

 

[Pikabro]

PS. But tbh, there is also a lot of truth to it. If you do not care about the career, money, status, your life will be hell after you are 30. But the life does not end at 30. While many-many "Chads" live in the moment, not caring about the future. They often end up homeless, not needed by anyone. Looks do not save them.

Chads who "have it all" are a very rare exception. You really have to make yourself to lead a comfortable life, which many incels actually succeed in. IF they don't spend time in this shithole.. Over for us

Most people are broke. Most chads and incels are broke

 

[SEPRAY]

cant believe this nigger took like an hour to write this shit, i love him

 

[Skywalker]

They often end up homeless, not needed by anyone

this is not true at all + you needing to be "rich" ahs diminished considerably because of social media/ internet dating which means actually gl men have the upper hand as opposed to rich men (too tired to explain why in the past said rich men had the upper hand, presuming not ugly/normie) and money only buys you good copes/ not even good health, as in most of the 1st world you wont die if you dont have money due to socialized healthcare

and you can argue that even if chad dies at 30, there will be NO compensating for those prime age experiences if youre an incel with money from 30-80 because youre experiences will mostly be money-based/ simulated

chads that go off at 30 are basically chads that got fat and in consequence got with an ugly chick that gives him 2 kids (this is how ACTUALLY goes wrong irl for chads) but this is incredibly easy to avoid for them, and with most men becoming redpill/ avoiding marriage altogether its not even gonna happen that much

 

[Pikabro]

this is not true at all + you needing to be "rich" ahs diminished considerably because of social media/ internet dating which means actually gl men have the upper hand as opposed to rich men (too tired to explain why in the past said rich men had the upper hand, presuming not ugly/normie) and money only buys you good copes/ not even good health, as in most of the 1st world you wont die if you dont have money due to socialized healthcare

and you can argue that even if chad dies at 30, there will be NO compensating for those prime age experiences if youre an incel with money from 30-80 because youre experiences will mostly be money-based/ simulated

chads that go off at 30 are basically chads that got fat and in consequence got with an ugly chick that gives him 2 kids (this is how ACTUALLY goes wrong irl for chads) but this is incredibly easy to avoid for them, and with most men becoming redpill/ avoiding marriage altogether its not even gonna happen that much

@Artemis is just trying to prevent another mass shooting leave him be

 

[SEPRAY]

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It feels good to be a 4 PSL guy and not an Incel

jfl, it almost got me triggered, good bait