It's crazy how much has to go right

StraightHeadJames

StraightHeadJames

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to actually get bitches, be a slayer or at least have the possibility to be (without having the possibility u are fked even if u just want LTR) so much needs to go right

1. be born with no deformations and remain a healthy boy
2. have a good puberty with exercise and sun etc and good parents that feed u decent food at least (unless ramirez genes)
3. don't get acne and acne scars or other skin conditions in puberty (in some cases it just makes u incel until u get rid of it)
4. be at least 6 foot tall at the bare minimum (otherwise u can slay Ltbs and Mtbs but get made fun of)
5. have at the very least a 6.5 inch dick
6. don't be recessed, don't have low hyoid
7. good hair, a HTN previous slayer i knew got ruined from some condition that made him bald JFL
8. be athletic
9. hyper NT levels like 90% of HTNs


brutal shit innit, niggas are just casually winning the lottery 100x over
 
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how many of these do u have? i have 2 lol
 
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all except 4 and 5
 
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to actually get bitches, be a slayer or at least have the possibility to be (without having the possibility u are fked even if u just want LTR) so much needs to go right

1. be born with no deformations and remain a healthy boy
already over for me
 
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What do you look like more or less?
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to actually get bitches, be a slayer or at least have the possibility to be (without having the possibility u are fked even if u just want LTR) so much needs to go right

1. be born with no deformations and remain a healthy boy
2. have a good puberty with exercise and sun etc and good parents that feed u decent food at least (unless ramirez genes)
3. don't get acne and acne scars or other skin conditions in puberty (in some cases it just makes u incel until u get rid of it)
4. be at least 6 foot tall at the bare minimum (otherwise u can slay Ltbs and Mtbs but get made fun of)
5. have at the very least a 6.5 inch dick
6. don't be recessed, don't have low hyoid
7. good hair, a HTN previous slayer i knew got ruined from some condition that made him bald JFL
8. be athletic
9. hyper NT levels like 90% of HTNs


brutal shit innit, niggas are just casually winning the lottery 100x over
Just be good boii theory strikes again
 
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to actually get bitches, be a slayer or at least have the possibility to be (without having the possibility u are fked even if u just want LTR) so much needs to go right

1. be born with no deformations and remain a healthy boy
2. have a good puberty with exercise and sun etc and good parents that feed u decent food at least (unless ramirez genes)
3. don't get acne and acne scars or other skin conditions in puberty (in some cases it just makes u incel until u get rid of it)
4. be at least 6 foot tall at the bare minimum (otherwise u can slay Ltbs and Mtbs but get made fun of)
5. have at the very least a 6.5 inch dick
6. don't be recessed, don't have low hyoid
7. good hair, a HTN previous slayer i knew got ruined from some condition that made him bald JFL
8. be athletic
9. hyper NT levels like 90% of HTNs


brutal shit innit, niggas are just casually winning the lottery 100x over
All except 9
 
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cope thread tbh
 
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and in some 6'0 is disadvantageous
holy fuck that's such a cope there is no country on this earth where 6'0 uis disadvantageous. maybe 6'5 but no way 6'0 that's average
 
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Everything except 1,3,4, 5,6,7,8,9
 
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holy fuck that's such a cope there is no country on this earth where 6'0 uis disadvantageous. maybe 6'5 but no way 6'0 that's average
I meant not tall enough jfl. And 6'0 isn't average outside of the tallest countries.
 
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Like which ones? Netherlands?
yeah or Scandinavia and Bosnia. I think those are all the tallest ones, the next tallest ones probably aren't that bad
 
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yeah but they have clear skin, good hair, good jaws, big dicks etc u can't lack multiple of these things
athletic is cope, 6.5 inches is cope if you’re atleast average u can slay, acne scars are cope, skin and hair is fixable

the rest u can hardmaxx if u really lack multiple
 
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yeah but they have clear skin, good hair, good jaws, big dicks etc u can't lack multiple of these things
face is the most important by far

Dick doesn't mean shit unless it's to maintain a fwb, it's not gonna help you slay
 
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athletic is cope, 6.5 inches is cope if you’re atleast average u can slay, acne scars are cope, skin and hair is fixable

the rest u can hardmaxx if u really lack multiple
6.5 is average for healthy young white men, 6.6 is average for healthy young black men :lul:

Not a joke that was the actual study. 5.5 is a meme skewed by ethnics, old people, people with health conditions, etc
 
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6.5 is average for healthy young white men, 6.6 is average for healthy young black men :lul:

Not a joke that was the actual study. 5.5 is a meme skewed by ethnics, old people, people with health conditions, etc
A new analysis on what's considered ‘normal’ for penis length and circumference in men, carried out by researchers at the Institute of Psychiatry, Psychology & Neuroscience (IoPPN) and South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust (SLaM), was published today in the British Journal of Urology (BJU) International.

The study will inform clinicians dealing with Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD), a serious anxiety disorder relating to body image, and could help counselling of men worried about their size, or with investigations into how condom failure relates to penile dimensions. Before this research, there had been no formal systematic reviews of penile size measurements and no attempts to create a graphical diagram, or nomogram depicting the size distribution of a flaccid or erect penis, and researchers hope the new review will help to address the concern that some men have about their penis size, and help those who are so preoccupied and distressed they may even be diagnosed with BDD.

“We believe these graphs will help doctors reassure the large majority of men that the size of their penis is in the normal range,” said Dr David Veale from the IoPPN, King’s College London and South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust, and lead author on the research. “We will also use the graphs to examine the discrepancy between what a man believes to be their position on the graph and their actual position, or what they think they should be.”

The nomograms created by the review recorded male penis size measurements across all ages and many races. It included 17 studies with up to 15,521 males who underwent penis size measurements by health professionals using a standard procedure. They revealed that the average length of a flaccid penis was 9.16 cm, the average length of a flaccid stretched penis was 13.24 cm, and the average length of an erect penis was 13.12 cm. The average flaccid circumference was 9.31 cm, and the average erect circumference was 11.66 cm. There was a small correlation between erect length and the participant’s height.

Dr Martin Baggaley, medical director at SLaM, said: “BDD causes a person to have a distorted view of how they look and they can spend an obsessive amount of time worrying about their appearance. This can include worries over their weight, specific parts of their body and, for men, the size of their penis. This can take over someone’s life and cause a great deal of distress. Hopefully this new study will help reassure those many men who are concerned with their penis size and assist clinicians dealing with BDD.”

BDD occurs alongside Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) and a person with BDD may constantly compare their looks to other people’s, spend a long time in front of the mirror or avoid the mirror altogether, constantly conceal a perceived defect or feel anxious when around other people or in social situations.

This review was part funded by the National Institute for Health Research Maudsley Biomedical Research Centre at King’s and SLaM.

 
All expect 1,3,4,6 :/

1. Asymmetric Jaw
3. Both acne and acne scars
4. 5“10
6. Recessed and malocclusioncel

I don‘t slay shit
 
A new analysis on what's considered ‘normal’ for penis length and circumference in men, carried out by researchers at the Institute of Psychiatry, Psychology & Neuroscience (IoPPN) and South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust (SLaM), was published today in the British Journal of Urology (BJU) International.

The study will inform clinicians dealing with Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD), a serious anxiety disorder relating to body image, and could help counselling of men worried about their size, or with investigations into how condom failure relates to penile dimensions. Before this research, there had been no formal systematic reviews of penile size measurements and no attempts to create a graphical diagram, or nomogram depicting the size distribution of a flaccid or erect penis, and researchers hope the new review will help to address the concern that some men have about their penis size, and help those who are so preoccupied and distressed they may even be diagnosed with BDD.

“We believe these graphs will help doctors reassure the large majority of men that the size of their penis is in the normal range,” said Dr David Veale from the IoPPN, King’s College London and South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust, and lead author on the research. “We will also use the graphs to examine the discrepancy between what a man believes to be their position on the graph and their actual position, or what they think they should be.”

The nomograms created by the review recorded male penis size measurements across all ages and many races. It included 17 studies with up to 15,521 males who underwent penis size measurements by health professionals using a standard procedure. They revealed that the average length of a flaccid penis was 9.16 cm, the average length of a flaccid stretched penis was 13.24 cm, and the average length of an erect penis was 13.12 cm. The average flaccid circumference was 9.31 cm, and the average erect circumference was 11.66 cm. There was a small correlation between erect length and the participant’s height.

Dr Martin Baggaley, medical director at SLaM, said: “BDD causes a person to have a distorted view of how they look and they can spend an obsessive amount of time worrying about their appearance. This can include worries over their weight, specific parts of their body and, for men, the size of their penis. This can take over someone’s life and cause a great deal of distress. Hopefully this new study will help reassure those many men who are concerned with their penis size and assist clinicians dealing with BDD.”

BDD occurs alongside Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) and a person with BDD may constantly compare their looks to other people’s, spend a long time in front of the mirror or avoid the mirror altogether, constantly conceal a perceived defect or feel anxious when around other people or in social situations.

This review was part funded by the National Institute for Health Research Maudsley Biomedical Research Centre at King’s and SLaM.

all ages and many races
ACTUAL AVERAGES:
https://lesacreduprintemps19.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/an-examination-of-rushton_s-theory-of-differences-in-penis-length-and-circumference-and-r-k-life-history-theory-in-113-populations.pdf
 
to actually get bitches, be a slayer or at least have the possibility to be (without having the possibility u are fked even if u just want LTR) so much needs to go right

1. be born with no deformations and remain a healthy boy
2. have a good puberty with exercise and sun etc and good parents that feed u decent food at least (unless ramirez genes)
3. don't get acne and acne scars or other skin conditions in puberty (in some cases it just makes u incel until u get rid of it)
4. be at least 6 foot tall at the bare minimum (otherwise u can slay Ltbs and Mtbs but get made fun of)
5. have at the very least a 6.5 inch dick
6. don't be recessed, don't have low hyoid
7. good hair, a HTN previous slayer i knew got ruined from some condition that made him bald JFL
8. be athletic
9. hyper NT levels like 90% of HTNs


brutal shit innit, niggas are just casually winning the lottery 100x over
Just be chadlite to ignore all of these
 
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I still mog tbh

but look at this website
It uses ur fake study. Average for whites is 6.5 because there’s no way I’m top 0.00001% dick size, and everyone claims and shows similar to 6-7 :lul:
 
rememeber that only for number one it requires billions of combinations of aminoacids to be formed in the correct order. from a mathematical perspective, its impsosibble to slay
 
It uses ur fake study. Average for whites is 6.5 because there’s no way I’m top 0.00001% dick size, and everyone claims and shows similar to 6-7 :lul:
1709810707278

how their dataset is crazy and that's not even everything, its a common fact that men larp about their size also u have to go to western average not global
 
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how their dataset is crazy and that's not even everything, its a common fact that men larp about their size also u have to go to western average not global
5 inches is tiny micro-dick tier.

It’s only to make you feel good and above average, like every bluepilled shit.

That implies as many men have 4 incher than 6 inchers. And there’s no way that’s true hahahah

Also it includes ethnics
 
5 inches is tiny micro-dick tier.

It’s only to make you feel good and above average, like every bluepilled shit.

That implies as many men have 4 incher than 6 inchers. And there’s no way that’s true hahahah

Also it includes ethnics
nice source bro, I have no reason to cope cause im bigger anyways but that's the reality
also from my experience in rl no homo, every time I saw a dick in the gym it was smallish

all averages are around the same if you got same nutrition, main thing that decides your cock size is prenatal T, also girl inches and BP, NBP is a thing @Gengar
 
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nice source bro, I have no reason to cope cause im bigger anyways but that's the reality
also from my experience in rl no homo, every time I saw a dick in the gym it was smallish

all averages are around the same if you got same nutrition, main thing that decides your cock size is prenatal T, also girl inches and BP, NBP is a thing @Gengar
How u be seeing dicks at the gym? Americans are something else 🤨
 

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