i’ve stolen from every store in a 5 mile radius. how am i supposed to get a job?

[vermillioncorefan]

every single grocery store dollar store gas station etc i’ve stolen from. the one nearby i got caught and got giga mad and started throwing bottles and a yelling at the security guard. can’t even go down the street anymore jfl cuz of that.

 

[violence]

They don’t care lil bro
one time I stole Funyuns and a bottle of pepsi and the fat old bitch the self checkout just looked at me and turned the other cheek

 

[TechnoBoss]

Why are you stealing from stores by your house? Go to places where you won't be back to anytime soon. That way they won't even know the area to look for you. Easy way to go to jail/prison tbh.