jfl at this conversation i overheard in kaufland today

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i was choosing which wine to buy and there was an older couple nearby (50-55 yo, i'd say)

the guy, out of the blue, to his (i guess) wife: "should i be worried? you keep checking that guy out and biting your lips"

she lets a smile out and says: "i don't know, should you??"

the guy: "i get that the guy is appealmaxxed, i noticed him way before you, but he'd just pump and dump you, surely you are aware of that"

wife: "you say that like it's a bad thing, lol. there's nothing i enjoy more than being a cumdumpster for guys who look like A list hollywood actors, specially if it's followed by watching a romantic comedy with you"

the cuck, completely disillusioned at this point: "i actually get that. is there anything i could do to attract you like he does?"

wife: "no. you either have it or you don't"

the cuck: "brutal"

she responded to him again, but i m not sure what did she say since i had found the wine i was looking for and started walking away by then
 
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crazy that this actually happened to you man
 
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Tales from some New Delhi IT support site
 
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Das craaaaaazy man, real craaaazy
 
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How do you say appealmaxxed in Croatian
 
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i was choosing which wine to buy and there was an older couple nearby (50-55 yo, i'd say)

the guy, out of the blue, to his (i guess) wife: "should i be worried? you keep checking that guy out and biting your lips"

she lets a smile out and says: "i don't know, should you??"

the guy: "i get that the guy is appealmaxxed, i noticed him way before you, but he'd just pump and dump you, surely you are aware of that"

wife: "you say that like it's a bad thing, lol. there's nothing i enjoy more than being a cumdumpster for guys who look like A list hollywood actors, specially if it's followed by watching a romantic comedy with you"

the cuck, completely disillusioned at this point: "i actually get that. is there anything i could do to attract you like he does?"

wife: "no. you either have it or you don't"

the cuck: "brutal"

she responded to him again, but i m not sure what did she say since i had found the wine i was looking for and started walking away by then
Bro forgot that 55 year olds dont talk in org lingo
 
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Bro forgot that 55 year olds dont talk in org lingo

bro is too retarded to realize this is a joke thread

jesus christ, are you all 11 or just straight braindead
 
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