just giga-frauded for a virtual interview

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I had a zoom meeting interview and since im blackpilled asf... I giga frauded

Dyed eyebrows and lashes with temp dye
-shoulder pads inside my dress shirt
-sat on 3 books to fraud height
-flared lats the whole time
-bb cream on entire face
-jutting/clenching/cheek biting the entire fucking time no bullshitttttt

I also didnt eat all day to debloat and took potassium chloride to chisel my face


If your not using the blackpill to ur advantage, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Your qualifications dont matter in life and in interviews, all that matters is your FACE
 
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ok
 
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I had a zoom meeting interview and since im blackpilled asf... I giga frauded

Dyed eyebrows and lashes with temp dye
-shoulder pads inside my dress shirt
-sat on 3 books to fraud height
-flared lats the whole time
-bb cream on entire face
-jutting/clenching/cheek biting the entire fucking time no bullshitttttt

I also didnt eat all day to debloat and took potassium chloride to chisel my face


If your not using the blackpill to ur advantage, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Your qualifications dont matter in life and in interviews, all that matters is your FACE
if its an engineering interview they really don't care tho unless your a women
 
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You forgot to jelq
 
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Whereas being friendly and likeable would've achieved 10x more.
 
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Whereas being friendly and likeable would've achieved 10x more.
on opposite day... I was kinda splurgy but got halo'd by my HTN face so cope
 
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ur not getting the job blud
 
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massive key if you have a female interviewer
 
ylrven
 
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Only if it's a work from home job.
Extra frauding online and then they see you in person is gonna be a failo instead. (for majority)

Anyways
 
based ngl
 
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ur not getting the job blud
Bro thinks dyeing his eyebrows will make up for looking like an autist squinting and cheek sucking. How do users like this fuck girls and interact socially yet not learn a thing lmao.
 
I had a zoom meeting interview and since im blackpilled asf... I giga frauded

Dyed eyebrows and lashes with temp dye
-shoulder pads inside my dress shirt
-sat on 3 books to fraud height
-flared lats the whole time
-bb cream on entire face
-jutting/clenching/cheek biting the entire fucking time no bullshitttttt

I also didnt eat all day to debloat and took potassium chloride to chisel my face


If your not using the blackpill to ur advantage, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Your qualifications dont matter in life and in interviews, all that matters is your FACE
Giga autistic ( i do the same)
 
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in 2030, wearing a muscle suit to interviews will be considered standard practice
 
No bonemashing pump ?
 
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Only if it's a work from home job.
Extra frauding online and then they see you in person is gonna be a failo instead. (for majority)

Anyways

Bro thinks dyeing his eyebrows will make up for looking like an autist squinting and cheek sucking. How do users like this fuck girls and interact socially yet not learn a thing lmao.
Cope harder bhai, i squint 24/7 and i get girls
 
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No bonemashing pump ?
BRO HOW DID I FORGET THIS
 
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peak autism
 
What job is it?
 
I had a zoom meeting interview and since im blackpilled asf... I giga frauded

Dyed eyebrows and lashes with temp dye
-shoulder pads inside my dress shirt
-sat on 3 books to fraud height
-flared lats the whole time
-bb cream on entire face
-jutting/clenching/cheek biting the entire fucking time no bullshitttttt

I also didnt eat all day to debloat and took potassium chloride to chisel my face


If your not using the blackpill to ur advantage, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Your qualifications dont matter in life and in interviews, all that matters is your FACE
or you could just be a good person...
 
Whereas being friendly and likeable would've achieved 10x
Yea being gl is an hard careermin , people like way more ugly geeks cause they know they are high iq and coped hard their whole life on studymaxxing cause never began for them
 
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I had a zoom meeting interview and since im blackpilled asf... I giga frauded

Dyed eyebrows and lashes with temp dye
-shoulder pads inside my dress shirt
-sat on 3 books to fraud height
-flared lats the whole time
-bb cream on entire face
-jutting/clenching/cheek biting the entire fucking time no bullshitttttt

I also didnt eat all day to debloat and took potassium chloride to chisel my face


If your not using the blackpill to ur advantage, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Your qualifications dont matter in life and in interviews, all that matters is your FACE
the fuck is bb cream and intervieuw by who
 
I had a zoom meeting interview and since im blackpilled asf... I giga frauded

Dyed eyebrows and lashes with temp dye
-shoulder pads inside my dress shirt
-sat on 3 books to fraud height
-flared lats the whole time
-bb cream on entire face
-jutting/clenching/cheek biting the entire fucking time no bullshitttttt

I also didnt eat all day to debloat and took potassium chloride to chisel my face


If your not using the blackpill to ur advantage, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Your qualifications dont matter in life and in interviews, all that matters is your FACE
autism and mental illness:
 

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